muppetpants:
Another $1,000,000,000,000 mistake this year. Great.
guess they’ll cut my...
Nov 8th
k-troll:
retrospace:
via Lileks
Bowling Alley Lawyer’s...
Nov 8th
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folkinz:
katy perry: hot n’ cold
sorry it’s been stuck in my head all day.
MEEE too!
I...
Nov 8th
me and my friends…
Nov 8th
fuck ya’ll bitches
Nov 8th
Watch
Prince- 1999
heh, sorry
Nov 8th
so 1999 isn't making people too happy...
eh. it was a fun year for me, but ok.
Nov 8th
@bowlingalleylawyer, I'll dance with...
k-troll: Now, as George Clinton once said, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JAM!!! duuuude! my ass is shakin...
Nov 8th
Watch
Alice DJ- Better Off Alone
fuck… serious club flashbacks…..
and I used to have this on...
Nov 8th
Watch
Blink 182- What’s My Age Again?
Nov 8th
Watch
TLC- No Scrubs
this is kinda the story of my life at the moment….
No, i dont want no scrub,...
Nov 8th
Watch
thedmoshow:
see, bal?
I can get down.
hahhaa! if you turned the key to my car on right this...
Nov 8th
no one is fucking dancing with me!
imma get bitchy in a sec…..
Nov 8th
Watch
Ricky Martin- She Bangs
ohhh I went there, whut?
Nov 8th
hey! yo! tumblesbians!
rugger14: bowlingalleylawyer: can I please see some asses shakin up in this jernt??? pah I...
Nov 8th
deeznutsinyoface:
bowlingalleylawyer:
thoseareturkeys:
Today feels like the longest day. I...
Nov 8th
Watch
Sisqo- The Thong Song
the height of my drunk-girl-in-the-club-every-night status.
I almost miss...
Nov 8th
thoseareturkeys:
Today feels like the longest day. I feel like it should be 2 in the morning...
Nov 8th
i'm 27. why am i watching the disney...
(via spontaneouslove) I’m 40 and watch TeenNick non stop…
Nov 8th
Watch
N’Sync- It’s Gonna Be Me
whut?? you know you still know the dance from the video. shut...
Nov 8th
sheesh you're all so easily distracted
damn
Nov 8th
hey! yo! tumblesbians!
can I please see some asses shakin up in this jernt??? pah
Nov 8th
Watch
deeznutsinyoface:
1997 in the house
LADIES NIGHT!
whut whut
Nov 8th
Watch
Sonique- Feels So Good
Nov 8th
I like when you touch my privacy
(this reminds me of the Bahamas…. don’t ask)
Nov 8th
Watch
Da Brat featuring Tyrese- What’Chu Like?
why lie?
Nov 8th
ok fuck. i have to keep my dancing on......
I’m visiting youtube now… shake yer tailfeathers…..
Nov 8th
thedmoshow:
pretty good one.
bal you could squeeze right...
Nov 8th
Is it sad that my new fave tumblr blog...
(via rugger14) yes. it should ALWAYS be bowlingalleylawyer.com
Nov 8th
hands up if you just had to go have a...
No? Just me? No one? fuck ya’ll then.
Nov 8th
deeznutsinyoface:
so while rocking my plaid hat earlier, i...
Nov 8th
sometimes i wish i weren't too old for...
spontaneouslove: or, you know, dying. I hug you and love you long time. make a wish on that.
Nov 8th
so the call button doesn't do anything...
and now we know.
Nov 8th
Listen
thedmoshow:
face drop - sean kingston
miami is in this weird music hole where we get some stuff...
Nov 8th
Listen
Jay Sean- Down
apparently I have to play this once a day as my mental soundtrack requires….
Nov 8th
DON'T HIT THE CALL BUTTON!
IT WILL SKEER YOU!
Nov 8th
lowdunks:
In time for “Caturday.” Candy is crashed out on...
Nov 8th
but I still don't win the day. someone...
deeznutsinyoface: (via bowlingalleylawyer) pimpin aint easy? least you don’t have an ate...
Nov 8th
So my love and Jackson are chillin on...
rugger14: what’s wrong with this picture?? I’m not there?
Nov 8th
but I still don't win the day. someone...
Nov 8th
Advil at 8pm so I can keep drinking?
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: lame. or AWE-SOME?! AWESOME! it also means you can drink less...
Nov 8th
Advil at 8pm so I can keep drinking?
lame. or AWE-SOME?!
Nov 8th
I've been texting the girl who's number...
lowdunks: I think we might be on our way to a winner. heh do that texting thang. you might...
Nov 8th
rugger14:
this is a decent picture of the ‘donk’ that dmo...
Nov 8th
BEWBS!
Nov 8th
or sexy hat and cigar pic?
Nov 8th
I'm at a loss. what to post?
deeznutsinyoface: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: my brain is already...
Nov 8th
I'm at a loss. what to post?
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: my brain is already mushy and it just got dark. naked pics ...
Nov 8th
I'm at a loss. what to post?
my brain is already mushy and it just got dark.
Nov 8th
we're not posting, just "liking"
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: we are naughty nellies. are you making fun of us based on our...
Nov 8th
we're not posting, just "liking"
we are naughty nellies.
Nov 8th
I might be “C”
and no one else will get...
Nov 7th
it should be like 10pm. not 6.
i might be drunkie soon
Nov 7th
I am faux ghetto fab
Nov 7th
Radical Muslim and Fort Hood shooter...
randyhaddock: From the Telegraph: Hasan, the sole suspect in the massacre of 13 fellow US...
Nov 7th
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
seeshelly72:
...
Nov 7th
every night…
Nov 7th
Nov 7th
dontputondegrassi dontputondegrassi ...
Nov 7th
I should finish cleaning my house.
I’m not.
Nov 7th
tlbb:
Currently watching: Muriel’s Wedding
this movie...
Nov 7th
Reason 9,999 to always google someone...
muppetpants: kjohnson: You may find something like this. I think I will go throw up now. This...
Nov 7th
someone called me a coke bottle.
k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: is this an insult? You’re just...
Nov 7th
someone called me a coke bottle.
k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: is this an insult? You’re just full of sugar, caffeine, and until...
Nov 7th
how come everyone in the Snuggie...
do snuggies make you raise the roof? burn this motherfucker down?
Nov 7th
someone called me a coke bottle.
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: is this an insult? no. it means you have an ass and some...
Nov 7th
someone called me a coke bottle.
is this an insult?
Nov 7th
Call your local representative and ask them...
Nov 7th
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
right now.
she’s so...
Nov 7th
It should be Pavlov's Gym
as soon as I get home I want to pop open a beer.
Nov 7th
Woah boy, that was fucking fun.
(via hurricane-k) shouldn’t that be Wild boy was fucking fun?? ;)
Nov 7th
culby:
I almost wore my Carolina jersey today. Until I realized that Columbus was playing Carolina...
Nov 7th
Sweat is goooood…
Nov 7th
But I duzint haftta be good. Iz Caturday!
Nov 7th
(via deeznutsinyoface)
look at that hat. look at it.
...
Nov 7th
RAWR! iz Caturday! RAWR!
Nov 7th
lowdunks:
bowlingalleylawyer:
davereed:
This is one...
Nov 7th
gym + shopping =
my favorite Saturday (since there will be no more beach time for a few months)!
Nov 7th
davereed:
This is one reason why I respect teachers so...
Nov 7th
(via deeznutsinyoface)
“and the heat burns off the...
Nov 7th
Missing texts from cute boys because you...
BOO!
Nov 7th
Waking up on a Saturday sans hangover:
YAY!
Nov 7th
Waking up at 7am on Saturday:
BOO!
Nov 7th
Falling asleep at 10pm on a Friday...
YAY!
Nov 7th
Happy Birthday
Nov 7th
Watch
two old ladies beat the crap outta each other.
the one in blue totally won
Nov 7th
whatever it takes to get the shot
Nov 7th
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYNECDOCHE!
Nov 7th
WANT
Nov 7th
Maine’s priorities
Nov 7th
oh Daddy…
Nov 7th
well bless her heart
Nov 7th
dmo I can't reblog that... but holy...
Nov 7th
the commercial with spinner and holly j...
hot. except that it’s her and not me. there is tongue. i can see tongue.
Nov 7th
your wife has big knockers
Nov 7th
topherchris:
That’s right. I have no Favorites. You all...
Nov 7th
mejoe:
gayhunk:
HOMO-EROTIC MUCH?
totally fuckable, in...
Nov 7th
dmo is a stud.
(via thedmoshow)
Nov 7th
me: if i was holly j i'd totally go fuck spinner now
him: me too
me: geigh
him: eh
him: me too
me: geigh
him: eh
Nov 7th
where are the tumblesbians tonight?
rugger14: bowlingalleylawyer: rugger14: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: (via...
Nov 7th
where are the tumblesbians tonight?
rugger14: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: (via bowlingalleylawyer) we just got here! sorry,...
Nov 7th
where are the tumblesbians tonight?
thedmoshow: (via bowlingalleylawyer) we just got here! sorry, we were doin it. do I even have...
Nov 7th
where are the tumblesbians tonight?
Nov 7th
armeck:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Only my shoes were interested in Smile Friday today.
Those look...
Nov 7th
Only my shoes were interested in Smile Friday today.
Nov 7th
The mother who brought down the Fort Hood...
Nov 7th
fuckin Sid
Nov 7th
I hope this is just hormones.
Nov 7th
Hipster Hat went and got herself a...
my whoring days are over.
Nov 7th
well this house isn't going to clean...
Nov 7th
you're so vicious baby
BANG!
Nov 7th
lowdunks:kailamac:fromthisheart:(via...
Nov 7th
I like that wagon you're draggin
Nov 6th
hey bal you own a gun?
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: I should have known. derrr… of course i do. ...
Nov 6th
hey bal you own a gun?
thedmoshow: I should have known. derrr… of course i do.
Nov 6th
also
scottfriday: i own a gun and i love chicken ‘n’ dumplings. co-sign.
Nov 6th
I am so happy to be home.
I’m going to the gym tonight. see? I am being a good little BAL and going out of my way to...
Nov 6th
Inside the killer’s mind: Nidal Hasan’s...
Nov 6th
lowdunks:
Sportsmanship, fuckers. IT HAS A FACE.
YAY!...
Nov 6th
ps - I fucking hate you. go buy...
thedmoshow: and burn that pinstripe felt bag you’ve been wearing lately. asshole. dmo is my...
Nov 6th
If I could quit today, I swear I would....
thedmoshow: A while back I posted about how I only have one block of time on wednesdays during the...
Nov 6th
I win lunch.
Nov 6th
my lil doppelganger forgot her homework...
it’s ok lil doppelganger. i’ll let you make it up.
Nov 6th
Listen
scottfriday:
let me love you down // ready for the world
it’s puzzling how often i find myself...
Nov 6th
Unemployment at 10.2% is only those who...
scottfriday: bowlingalleylawyer: so how many years ya’ll planning on still riding the GWB train?...
Nov 6th
Watch
muppetpants:
“If nothing’s done, economists from across the spectrum tell us that this recession...
Nov 6th
Unemployment at 10.2% is only those who...
joemuto: bowlingalleylawyer: muppetpants: (via notthatkindagay) Remember when Obama said that...
Nov 6th
Don't kick this kid in the nuts.
Nov 6th
sixbucks:
So much for your sunshine…. it’s mine now.
(via...
Nov 6th
I totally just threw a peanut at one of...
Nov 6th
michaelikesit:
Best Google logo week in quite some time.
Nov 6th
Unemployment at 10.2% is only those who...
muppetpants: (via notthatkindagay) Remember when Obama said that we could stop unemployment from...
Nov 6th
Unicorn, rainbow, Care Bear, cupcake...
sixbucks: Tumblr, I love you but you’re bringing me down.
Nov 6th
hey! child right in front of me, who...
Nov 6th
cows with names produce more milk than...
so says one of my students and a British study. who knew?
Nov 6th
It’s a double shot kinda morning…
Nov 6th
k-troll:
theopencloset:
(via itsrainingmen)
Tighty...
Nov 6th
Listen
Jay Sean - Down
I’ve posted this before, but I need something to wake me up.
Nov 6th
Drug Lord Pablo Escobar's Home Now a Theme...
Nov 6th
Police Raid Fort Hood Suspect's Home as 13th...
Nov 6th
this day can already bite me
4 hours of sleep? bah.
Nov 6th
im not just speaking for myself here....
hurricane-k: sparkleneelysparkle: tumblr needs to get laid yo. was that a picture of someone’s...
Nov 6th
Watch
TLC- Ain’t Too Proud To Beg
Nov 6th
aaand more teenage boobs on my dash....
adamquinn: bowlingalleylawyer: promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: promisetomyself: ...
Nov 6th
k-troll:
thatguychad:
leothegreat:
So this needs to...
Nov 6th
aaand more teenage boobs on my dash....
promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: sorry. I can’t...
Nov 6th
yeahmon:(via nedhepburn)
Nov 6th
aaand more teenage boobs on my dash....
promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: sorry. I can’t risk that shit with my job. D: sorry...
Nov 6th
naughty.nellie.
Nov 6th
Let's play the compliment game. Reblog...
new-intellectual: bowlingalleylawyer: You speak truth and prevent me from committing suicide with...
Nov 6th
aaand more teenage boobs on my dash....
sorry. I can’t risk that shit with my job.
Nov 6th
I'm not afraid of being lonely. It's...
k-troll:kevinrobotica:(via getitgurl)
Nov 6th
Let's play the compliment game. Reblog...
k-troll: inothernews: bumblevision: bowlingalleylawyer: clarityunfiltered: ...
Nov 6th
I'm hungry.
too lazy to eat.
Nov 6th
ooo new drunk texters!
Nov 6th
Yes Aaron, blaming a President you don't...
and that is the last fucking thing I will say about it.
Nov 6th
Stop fighting and cheer me the fuck up.
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: C’MON, TUMBLR. no one is fighting. that requires at...
Nov 6th
Stop fighting and cheer me the fuck up.
lowdunks: C’MON, TUMBLR. no one is fighting. that requires at least two people participating.
Nov 6th
Yes, BAL....
nechamaelle: bowlingalleylawyer: talk about Jesus H Christ, dude. H? Mommy, whats Jesus’...
Nov 6th
I just unfollowed you. the first person...
I don’t know what the fuck your problem is, but it isn’t me. and when you get your shit...
Nov 6th
Yes, BAL. The angry reaction to the...
(via inothernews) how about you drink a fucking beer and chill the fuck out? talk about Jesus H...
Nov 6th
I just forgot the words to "Baby Got...
maeby: bowlingalleylawyer: FAIL What?! Cmon miss get it together! ;) I blame the beer ;)
Nov 6th
Baby Got Back
Nov 6th
I just forgot the words to "Baby Got...
FAIL
Nov 6th
This just might be the greatest pic evAH.
Nov 6th
lowdunks:
My little girl hasn’t stopped throwing up. 15...
Nov 6th
who's the hot chipmonk cheek girl on the...
Nov 6th
oh STFU.
enough for one damn day, k?
Nov 6th
sigh
Nov 6th
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
You’re so wise. You’re like a...
Nov 6th
Sophie takes after her Mommy.
Nov 6th
And Sophie is still trying to steal...
Nov 6th
Update: Fuckin Sid seems to be A-Ok.
fuckin Sid.
Nov 6th
Let's play the compliment game. Reblog...
clarityunfiltered: motionsensorsoundtrack: (via newfilosofee) you’re not nearly as annoying as...
Nov 6th
I think I forgot to mention I saw one of...
while i was hammered and double fisting it. and wearing not much but velvet and fake fur. and she...
Nov 6th
it's only teenage wasteland
Nov 6th
are we all here?
(via youroldarchenemycatwoman) check.
Nov 6th
alright, tumblr.
scottfriday: between south park and ft. hood, you’re full of hatred and vitriol tonight. that...
Nov 6th
wheee! I finally installed the real...
yeah, so I didn’t know there was a stand alone thingie.
Nov 6th
culby:
fuckyeahhockey:
WHILE THE PENS SEEM TO BE ON A...
Nov 6th
ahh....shoot...
clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: clarityunfiltered: So, good looking guy is back from...
Nov 5th
hahaha there are more!
IM me later.
Nov 5th
Sasha has thrown up 6 times now, the...
lowdunks: I don’t know what to do and I’m freaking the fuck out. call the vet.
Nov 5th
ahh....shoot...
clarityunfiltered: So, good looking guy is back from Thailand. I…..yeah. We might get to meet...
Nov 5th
MY GRANDPA FOUND A CAR. HE BOUGHT IT.
gunstreetgirl: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD It’s a 1999 Volvo S70 GLT. Oh my gosh. It’s beautiful! ...
Nov 5th
dcwhip:
i have lupus.
i hate lupus.
I JUST WANT TO BREATHE, DAMMIT. or swallow. or, you know,...
Nov 5th
It is a truly fucking sad state that our...
(via inothernews) yeah like when we blamed GWB for Hurricane Katrina?
Nov 5th
Hey, let's blame Obama for the Ft. Hood...
inothernews: jasencomstock: joemuto: Well, that didn’t take long: This is proof positive...
Nov 5th
The Ft Hood Shooting makes me so sad.
I am so glad to not live at Ft Bragg anymore. It came close to doing me in. Made me the drunk I am...
Nov 5th
PIGTAIL THURSDAY!
Nov 5th
thewarindrew:
leftbrainright:
“Can i get you that for a...
Nov 5th
MSNBC: At least seven dead, 12 injured in...
Nov 5th
culturedscene:suicideblonde:bohemea:
Gone With the Wind
...
Nov 5th
thedmoshow:
bowlingalleylawyer:
cock sauce
omg, bal....
Nov 5th
cock sauce
Nov 5th
I just got cock sauce on my quilt.
minds out of the gutter. it was on my burrito. wait. whut?
Nov 5th
kbels:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Send halp! Haz bad mommie!
...
Nov 5th
Send halp! Haz bad mommie!
Nov 5th
I need a hug.
bumblevision: !@$#^&%@#!! *HUUUUUG!*
Nov 5th
SNPD
clarityunfiltered: I don’t participate, but I could have earlier when not one, but two buttons...
Nov 5th
gunstreetgirl:
shynessisnice:
The Clash - photograph by...
Nov 5th
I really don't want to see anymore...
I really really really don’t. and I don’t want to unfollow, but this shit is ridic.
Nov 5th
My heart is breaking.
I just stepped on baby Sid’s foot and she let out this awful cry and was limping on her paw...
Nov 5th
10 more minutes.
do I skip the gym and avoid the assbag that ignored my txt last night? and of course, go straight...
Nov 5th
Listen
scottfriday:
don’t pull your love // hamilton, joe frank, & reynolds
the real words are even...
Nov 5th
don't pour your love out on me, baby
scottfriday: because, frankly, i’m not even sure what that would entail. ohmigawd i love that...
Nov 5th
talking about blow jobs at work is just...
kaching: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Sort of depends on exactly what your job is, doesn’t it? ...
Nov 5th
(via deeznutsinyoface)
tease.
Nov 5th
deeznutsinyoface:
Since I can’t do pigtails…its snpd time ish?
fuckYEAH it is!
Nov 5th
folkinz:
just sayin’.
oh
dear
Nov 5th
oh man. the crap I am willing to say to...
while sober and at work
Nov 5th
Whole Foods Caught In A Free Fall
Nov 5th
talking about blow jobs at work is just...
Nov 5th
"ate up face"
my new favorite insult.
Nov 5th
Christmas cards for a 5-year-old boy...
mercurypdx:awesome-everyday:amandoline: A 5yr old boy named Noah Biorkman , is in the last...
Nov 5th
Formspring Responses
mejoe: Question One: I think you are a bit of a hypocrite. You are really good at denouncing the...
Nov 5th
Another digression about Menstruation
thoseareturkeys: When a lady is having her period, some people like to refer to it as “Blowjob...
Nov 5th
There they are
Nov 5th
GPOmy unicorn horn in full effect today
ETA: damn…...
Nov 5th
thoseareturkeys:
Dear Uterus,
Thank you for answering my question of “Shouldn’t I have my period...
Nov 5th
i'd rather have toothpicks shoved under...
idrvfast: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Imagine what the authors were thinking while writing them. ...
Nov 5th
“I have this theory - the longer you are in the teaching...”
— One of my professors. The...
— One of my professors. The...
Nov 5th
“If we cannot afford to pay for doctors, hospitals and...”
— Thomas Sowell : The...
— Thomas Sowell : The...
Nov 5th
i'd rather have toothpicks shoved under...
Nov 5th
“I have this theory - the longer you are in the teaching...”
— One of my professors. The...
— One of my professors. The...
Nov 5th
the hottie across the hall is wearing...
Nov 5th
“Remember that time I got shanked and got the herp when that...”
— deeznuts (keeping me...
— deeznuts (keeping me...
Nov 5th
lowdunks:oldfilmsflicker:(via acousticangel)
seersucker...
Nov 5th
tumblr has ghost posters!
Nov 5th
i hate v for vendetta.
synecdoche: tumblr is gonna suck today. she spoke the truth.
Nov 5th
inothernews:
Lookee here. These are students lined up for...
Nov 5th
Tumblr, I got sick!
mejoe: Chills. Sneezes. Body aches. A persistent cough. </3 What am I going to do? chicken...
Nov 5th
since I have been hacked -- again.
Nov 5th
I had a teenage girl crying before 8:30...
I can’t deal with that crap. (and no, I didn’t make her cry.)
Nov 5th
sixbucks:
(via allcreatures)
MAH BUKKIT!!!
motherfuckin...
Nov 5th
can we PLEASE stop talking about...
pwetty pweeeze???!?!!
Nov 5th
hands up if you're going to be late for...
HOW can I not get ready in TWO HOURS??
Nov 5th
Listen
While I was, indeed, singing this in the shower this morning, I actually woke up singing it. I...
Nov 5th
Motherfucking bear kills, eats 2 terrorists.
Nov 5th
over and out
Nov 5th
Why is there a hymen?
clsblg: It’s like God’s way of saying “Think twice.” so you can sing the hymen song
Nov 5th
I would like to partake in this burrito...
lowdunks: clsblg: lowdunks: (via clsblg) 16 is still illegal in the Carolinas. Thank God or...
Nov 5th
No one ever pays ME in gum.
(via inothernews) here
Nov 5th
I would like to partake in this burrito...
(via clsblg) no! close your eyes! Auntie sez so.
Nov 5th
iamsebastian:
I don’t know who this dude is, but you’re a...
Nov 5th
mejoe:
bowlingalleylawyer:
mejoe:
puttanino:
...
Nov 5th
I should be in bed right now.
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: but I want another beer. and another burrito. I’ll make you a...
Nov 5th
mejoe:
puttanino:
vooduude:
need
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
...
Nov 5th
I should be in bed right now.
but I want another beer. and another burrito.
Nov 5th
Law School it is!
gummoe: Oh dear. oh my.
Nov 5th
gay elves
lowdunks: When you quit smoking you’re supposed to chew gum. To quit CGB, make the marine do wild...
Nov 5th
gay elves
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: ...
Nov 5th
Another attempt at limerick.
clsblg: There once was a woman on Tumblr Whose ass was a shrine I said to myself DAMN FOR A WHITE...
Nov 5th
gay elves
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: we’re going there? I didn’t...
Nov 5th
gay elves
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: we’re going there? I didn’t know we had elves … will they...
Nov 5th
hey will- you around?
looking for a post I reblogged from you and can’t find about the body being weary?
Nov 5th
Listen
lowdunks:
bowlingalleylawyer:
excitablehonky:sflan:bbbritpop:sweetwolfshirt:
The Outfield -...
Nov 5th
gay elves
we’re going there?
Nov 5th
An attempt at limerick.
clsblg: There once was a boy from the Southwest In politics and history he was the best When he...
Nov 5th
Listen
excitablehonky:sflan:bbbritpop:sweetwolfshirt:
The Outfield - I Don’t Want To Lose Your Love...
Nov 5th
rand0mflora:
nathen:
n-n-nicky:
(via opmuh)
FACK.
...
Nov 5th
someone should totally sing dirty...
lowdunks: thedmoshow: (via bowlingalleylawyer) A gay guy who lived in Cancun Took a lesbian up...
Nov 5th
limmmmmmerick
deeznutsinyoface: There once was a plumber named Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said...
Nov 5th
someone should totally sing dirty...
thedmoshow: (via bowlingalleylawyer) A gay guy who lived in Cancun Took a lesbian up to his room,...
Nov 5th
told ya
Nov 5th
I bought moar beer.
deeznutsinyoface: bowlingalleylawyer: someone will have to entertain me at work tomorrow. ...
Nov 5th
someone should totally sing dirty...
Nov 5th
alright
scottfriday: i’m gonna let you guys sober up and go to bed. friday OUT. kiss kiss
Nov 5th
I bought moar beer.
someone will have to entertain me at work tomorrow. *cough*
Nov 5th
Employment: Jobs With The Highest Stress For...
Nov 5th
I just want one more Christmas with...
dcwhip: bowlingalleylawyer: ok, I’m totally going to get more beer now. i just got another....
Nov 5th
I just want one more Christmas with...
ok, I’m totally going to get more beer now.
Nov 5th
if I go get moar beer I'll just drink...
wait, whut?
Nov 5th
herheadhurts:
GPOYW - Gettin’ back to my ching chong...
Nov 5th
now I feel like getting more beer.
Nov 5th
davereed:
6-Year-Old Girl with Brain Cancer Hid Love Notes...
Nov 5th
scott- the condo is open this weekend,...
just let me know.
Nov 5th
My boyfriend is playing Resident Evil 4...
insomniacmeg: I don’t know what to think. you should go kiss him on the top of his head....
Nov 5th
ok deeznuts quit talking to me on gchat....
deeznutsinyoface: (via bowlingalleylawyer) sometimes work takes over my life *sniffle sniffle*
Nov 5th
(via topherchris)
true.
Nov 5th
my 6 foot tall, mountain man Daddy is...
:’(
Nov 5th
someone give me some fucking money.
mejoe: oh honey i can’t be responsible for that. i’m already channelling june cleaver as it is do...
Nov 5th
someone give me some fucking money.
mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: (via bowlingalleylawyer) put on an apron, get into the...
Nov 5th
someone give me some fucking money.
mejoe: (via bowlingalleylawyer) put on an apron, get into the kitchen and we’ll start talking. ...
Nov 5th
someone give me some fucking money.
Nov 5th
Watch
The Rolling Stones- Mother’s Little Helper
What a drag it is getting old…
my current...
Nov 5th
boom boom pow
Nov 5th
Reblogitis is fatal when people strip...
I wonder who could say such a thing. prolly some asshole whiner.
Nov 5th
no, it wasn't a booty text.
shush, you.
Nov 5th
inothernews:
Heh.
heh
Nov 5th
CGB might be currently ignoring a text...
Nov 5th
clarityunfiltered:
GPOYW “You have no idea how happy this...
Nov 5th
DEAD TUMBLR HOUR....
Nov 5th
What a drag it is getting old.
this is what my body is saying (loudly) today
Nov 5th
I hit up 2 restaurants for jobs today....
if I can’t find a waitressing job SOON, I am fucked.
Nov 5th
hey scott- is there a list yet?
scottfriday: bowlingalleylawyer: scottfriday: (via bowlingalleylawyer) so far it’s a very,...
Nov 5th
hey scott- is there a list yet?
scottfriday: (via bowlingalleylawyer) so far it’s a very, very sad list. i think the general...
Nov 5th
i love it when people fall the fuck down
i know i’m going to hell but some dude on a reality show just ate dirt and some lady outside...
Nov 4th
hey scott- is there a list yet?
Nov 4th
Watch
clsblg:
It’s Stabbi McCloud.
YAY STABBA STABBA!
Nov 4th