I Am Not Kidding

2009

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The Breakup Diet

I’ve never really had this happen before… all I have been able to eat today is two Wasa...
Dec 2nd
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wooliebear: What you did to me made me see myself somethin’ awful A voice once stentorian is now...
Dec 2nd
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davereed: Black Books fans must watch - Bernard’s book rejection It’s also on the Special...
Dec 2nd
(via upsidedowndogs) YIPPEE! I needed some upside down...
Dec 2nd
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wooliebear: Style Council, You’re the Best Thing Feeling lucky and grateful, I guess. as well...
Dec 2nd

Got this in an email at work today......

I wanted to give everyone a heads up that if you tend to give gift cards around the holidays, you...
Dec 1st

Settle our bet, please

lawful: stupidinboston: officed: Recently, the boyfriend and I got into a little argument that...
Dec 1st

How is it that we are all able to blog...

inothernews: Ssssshhhhh. Tell no one. (via musingsandbruises) Tumblr is blocked at work, but I...
Dec 1st
boneretteparty: You’ll always be Ferris to us. You can...
Dec 1st
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artsystar: I just got out of film class. We watched the Chungking Express. I now hate this song...
Dec 1st
soupsoup: (via buffy) happy.
Dec 1st
ktroseknows: true story.
Dec 1st

My Life As A Soap Opera: Part ?

And it just keeps getting more fun! Now it turns out that the whore isn’t just a whore, but a crazy...
Dec 1st
A student’s paper I was grading this morning…...
Dec 1st
ktroseknows: i would like to scream this at the top of my...
Dec 1st
notthatkindagay: yellowhat: mindymae:skysignal: bear...
Dec 1st

i will never understand myself,...

shetoldmesomemore: why is it that i put off taking my meds? (no, i’m not (that) crazy, it’s just...
Dec 1st
randyhaddock: Look what I woke up to this morning. It’s...
Dec 1st

This is what I hope for.

shetoldmesomemore: olderloverundercover: justanobodygirl: havent-got-a-prayer: Someday, I will...
Dec 1st

Two News Stories from the Weekend

jeffmiller: 1. It can be tempting to look at the very sad death of a Wal-Mart worker during Black...
Dec 1st
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randomlunatic: Robot Einstein (via jarjar500) Bipedal robot with an expressive face. Now. NOW, I...
Dec 1st
“I got my hair cut… and I’m makin’ my baby some cheese grits.”
— Britney Spears’s dad, who then...
Dec 1st
boneretteparty: David Boreanaz Bonesrette Party: See what...
Dec 1st

I just tried to lite a cigarette with my...

true story.
Dec 1st
thedoctr: Hey Ed: I got over it when I saw this. whaaa? I...
Dec 1st
thedoctr: WHY have I seen every episode of “Drake and...
Dec 1st

Question;

lawful: taramichelle: What are you all watching on telly right now? The Amazing Race Drake and...
Dec 1st

WHY have I seen every episode of "Drake...

Dec 1st
lawful: bitchville: repairing a broken heart If only it...
Dec 1st
bebelestrange: soo & sid by ian dickson ...
Dec 1st
thedoctr: Apparently Nancy Kerrigan is still around. Don’t...
Nov 30th
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inothernews: Born in November; I love this song. shorterexcerpts: Guns N’ Roses - November...
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
bebelestrange: adam ant - strip oh Adam, how I love thee.
Nov 30th
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sunnygrl: BeYoNcE-Single Ladies (High Quality) (via bumcikibu) that’s me again… ladies?...
Nov 30th
chfdigital: bowlingalleylawyer: couple years old, and...
Nov 30th
couple years old, and longer than it is now- but see?! RED!
Nov 30th
shetoldmesomemore: wooliebear: bowlingalleylawyer: shetoldmesomemore: sleepanddream: ...
Nov 30th

Oh, BowlingAlleyLawyer...

randomlunatic: bowlingalleylawyer: chfdigital: …after reading your current predicament, I just...
Nov 30th

Oh, BowlingAlleyLawyer...

chfdigital: …after reading your current predicament, I just want to offer you a hug. Redheads...
Nov 30th

What's happening here?

numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: I woke up this morning to an email from HIM about a sofa...
Nov 30th

What's happening here?

I woke up this morning to an email from HIM about a sofa and chair he is thinking of buying. We were...
Nov 30th

suggestions?

shetoldmesomemore: i am feeling sort of moody and low, nothing really serious, but still would...
Nov 30th
shetoldmesomemore: sleepanddream: finallyseeing: “I like coming home, writing this, and...
Nov 30th
shetoldmesomemore: urbanredneck: obamaccounting: via...
Nov 30th
One more: Daisy says, “Bah Hum Bug, Bitches!”
Nov 30th
OK here’s my contribution: Sid the Vicious Santa
Nov 30th

Just got home from dinner with the ex

and once again, we had a good night. we watched a little tv and made some plans for tomorrow. It is...
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
artsystar: chickensdontclap: Thicke - When I Get You Alone Damn, what a jam…from the movie: ...
Nov 30th
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lawful: thephenthouse: Queen featuring David Bowie - Under Pressure Easily in my top 10. ...
Nov 30th

We're going to dinner again tonight,

shetoldmesomemore: bowlingalleylawyer: and SHE is moving back to Colorado. What’s this weird...
Nov 30th

We're going to dinner again tonight,

and SHE is moving back to Colorado. What’s this weird feeling? Could it be PEACE?
Nov 30th
wooliebear: sufjanssteven: rachael: interweber: ...
Nov 29th
wooliebear: shetoldmesomemore: thanks, i’ve spent the night turning this over in my head,...
Nov 29th
davereed: Manny!! (via bunkercomplex) Black Books auto...
Nov 29th

Truer Words Have Never Been Spoken, Etc.

chfdigital: From a Q&A with Annie Leibovitz, in this week’s Time Magazine: “I’ve never liked...
Nov 29th

Online Movie sites?

Where is the least painful place to watch movies online? I’ve got surfthechannel for tv...
Nov 29th
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shetoldmesomemore: time to get back to packing up my whole life and the whole moving on thing…. ...
Nov 29th
artsystar:
Nov 29th

Watching Ricky Gervais' HBO special

I love this man. And it is a perfect backdrop to a rainy Saturday where I finally feel vindicated...
Nov 29th

HEY! Anyone wanna meet the whore that...

HERE SHE IS! ...
Nov 29th

My Sirius radio ran my battery dead in...

So I had to sit in the house for 2 hours waiting for him to come home. We had another heart to...
Nov 29th

Walking through the cities of the plague

thepilgrim-chapter32: Well, I am on Day 6 of my nightly vigil at the glorious central baptist...
Nov 29th
wow as a southern born and bread woman, this post worries me. I have also traveled the world...
Nov 29th
lilasweetheart: My most significant exboyfriend just got...
Nov 29th
mabelmoments: via abc.net.au ooh la liars! from...
Nov 29th
mabelmoments: via billsretroworld you’re feeling...
Nov 29th
davereed: Neil’s Heavy Concept Album butterflyeffect: I...
Nov 29th

Elites and Regular Folks

soupsoup: The idea of two Americas, the “elite” and the “regular folks” is perpetuated by...
Nov 29th
“I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them...”
— William S. Burroughs (via...
Nov 29th

I woke up early on my day off... to cry?

I think I should take Daisy back to Drew’s. I love her so much and technically, she is MY cat....
Nov 28th
mabelmoments: mudisland: Great British Knobs: Robbie...
Nov 28th
notthatkindagay: allcreatures: swayback: ...
Nov 28th
Listen Listen
soupsoup: drned: Elvis Presley “Suspicious Minds” when they do the movie of my life can they...
Nov 28th
And the 2 I left behind.
Nov 28th
Daisy, home with Mommy for the first time in 2 years. (pic...
Nov 28th

I wish I'd bought ice cream when I went...

My family just called. Turns out that crying call on Saturday from my mom- you know, the one I...
Nov 28th
punkrock: All you need is love by ~vladstudio
Nov 28th
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hilker: Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade RickRoll (via scottcim) No one else can ever WIN again. He...
Nov 28th

My Uncharacteristic Thanksgiving

shetoldmesomemore: alcachofa: incurable: Hiked the Coastal trail this morning in the 1.5+ feet...
Nov 28th

There are 3 cats under my bed hissing...

geesh. They all lived together before I moved down here and now it is Cat-Drama. I might need to...
Nov 27th
Good Stuff. wooliebear: inothernews: YES. bohemea: ...
Nov 27th

I'm Off

sarahheartburn: shetoldmesomemore: bowlingalleylawyer: to finish what I started Saturday. He...
Nov 27th

I'm Off

to finish what I started Saturday. He is on his way to a big family dinner that until last Friday, I...
Nov 27th

Turkey vs. Chicken

inothernews: I will eat chicken slathered with barbecue sauce but would NEVER put barbecue sauce on...
Nov 27th
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The original Grey Gardens. Part 1 of 11. This film and the story fascinate me to no end.
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
i forgot it was Thanksgiving. Doc reminded me.
Nov 27th
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mabelmoments: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) - Everything’s Alright I heard from my bloke’s...
Nov 27th
“You were my little baby girl, And I shared all your...”
— Sid, to Nancy
Nov 27th
you let me finally be happy after so many horrifying, insufferable years. You let me be happy and...
Nov 27th
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Gilbert O’Sullivan- Alone Again, Naturally ” Talk about God and His mercy Or if He...
Nov 27th

it's astonishing the folks that have...

Nov 27th
“When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish....”
— Love Actually
Nov 27th
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The Bay City Rollers- Bye Bye Baby
Nov 27th
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The Statler Brothers- Flowers on the Wall ” I keep hearin’ you’re concerned about...
Nov 27th
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David Gray- This Year’s Love
Nov 27th

Torture movie of the night

Love Actually. Wine of the night- some expensive red shit I grabbed in the midst of our fight the...
Nov 27th
so, who now is gonna fix me? someone else broke me; it’s not my fault. i shouldn’t have...
Nov 27th

if one more person tells me "everything...

Nov 27th

i need to break something or tear...

Nov 27th
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the essential Janice
Nov 27th
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ABBA- Knowing Me, Knowing You
Nov 27th
“There are few things sadder in this life than watching...”
— Someone Like You
Nov 27th
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Big Head Todd and the Monsters- Bitterwseet (live acoustic)
Nov 27th
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Fuel- Shimmer
Nov 27th

he wants to give me money. i pointed out...

I’m gonna take the money. I’m not stupid.
Nov 27th

how the fuck am i going to get through...

Nov 27th
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“I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pen.” Say Anything
Nov 27th
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REO Speedwagon- Take It On The Run
Nov 27th

manifesto for the broken-heart'd

shetoldmesomemore: kanamit: thou shalt not find fault in your persecutors, thou shalt see...
Nov 27th

3 hours at The Waffle House, endless...

And he left me with a check for $75 to donate to the American Cancer Society in my father’s...
Nov 27th

attn: BAL

shetoldmesomemore: could you please check your gawk mail at your convenience? didn’t have any...
Nov 26th
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notesfromundervault: bowlingalleylawyer: Iggy- I wanna be your dog This song is an...
Nov 26th
YAY!
Nov 26th

I made it through the night!

randyhaddock: I’m mad sleepy. This flight is gonna go by plenty quick. I’m off to the airport in...
Nov 26th

Know who else needs to Fuck the Fuck...

(via thedoctr) you are on a roll tonight my sweet. go look at pics of cute boys. smoke. all...
Nov 26th

I've agreed

nechamaelle: bowlingalleylawyer: to meet him after work tomorrow night “to talk”. He wanted me to...
Nov 26th

I've agreed

to meet him after work tomorrow night “to talk”. He wanted me to come to the house. I...
Nov 26th
artsystar: Srsly? Yes srsly. I just saw their TV...
Nov 26th
randyhaddock: (via craytonc) um wow. My Sid, when she grows...
Nov 26th

he's making me smile via email

lawful: bowlingalleylawyer: this is bad, no? No, it’s natural. Just don’t be misled between the...
Nov 26th

My Students Like Me

I need an ego boost right now, so forgive the ego-tastic moment, k? Tonight my students (the grown...
Nov 26th

Tumblr Cool Kids?

The rare times I think to click on “Explore” there is a good chunk of material there...
Nov 26th
Life is good in Savannah
Nov 26th
lawful: bebelestrange: thewayoftheworld: No comment...
Nov 26th

he's making me smile via email

this is bad, no?
Nov 26th
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Iggy- I wanna be your dog
Nov 26th
lawful: noahkai: talix18: frangry: “I’m completely 100% sober. I’m just also completely 100%...
Nov 26th

Tidying up.

thedoctr: So its the first time in a while I’ve moved furniture to clean. I’m sort of amused by...
Nov 26th

Politix.

wooliebear: streetsofchicago: Since when did people start believing that government knew...
Nov 26th

SIGH. I JUST MISS.

sarahheartburn: unchienandalou: tyrrrr: i miss learning about someone else i miss taking care of...
Nov 25th

a period or comma always goes inside the...

complicatedshoes: thedailyfiona: lalanii: EXAMPLE: Some skills that I may improve upon would...
Nov 25th
(via moamy)
Nov 25th
“Christianity is the only faith system I know that leads you...”
— Timothy Keller (via davereed) ...
Nov 25th
(via ktroseknows)
Nov 25th

Um... wow.

I had the same thing happen to me last night. It was flattering and yet… unsettling? ...
Nov 25th
mabelmoments: inothernews: BAND MEETING. ...
Nov 25th
“Find a person who loves you for exactly who you are. Good...”
— Juno (via livesophia) (via...
Nov 25th
Ouch. shetoldmesomemore: (via meni)
Nov 25th

The Class Was Good

Teaching adult college students who are actually paying for me to teach them something was waaaay...
Nov 25th

Email I just got from a dear friend

….You also have access to $29 flights down to Orlando on Allegiant Air. When you catch your...
Nov 25th

I talked to the Mom

She called about an hour before my class started, so I went out to my car, drove to a far away spot...
Nov 25th
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Bob Dylan- Most of the Time
Nov 25th

All Dressed Up

I’m sitting here in my nice dress and my hair is perfect and the abuse of the last 3 days has...
Nov 24th

Philippians 2:13

davereed: For God is working in you, giving you the desire and the power to do what pleases...
Nov 24th

I think Tumblr reinforces my...

davereed: I have realized for a while now my deep desire to be known, which I think most humans...
Nov 24th

Quick Cure For Puffy Eyes?

I have to go teach my first ever college course in a few hours and my face is all punched-up looking...
Nov 24th
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last High Fidelity, I promise. “my guts have shit for brains” I’ve been trying...
Nov 24th
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More scenes from High Fidelity (can you tell what movie I decided to torture myself with today?)....
Nov 24th
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High Fidelity “some people just feel like… home.”
Nov 24th

She read the email

and it was deleted 6 minutes later. no response.
Nov 24th

I have good friends

only 3, but good. One just called me from school and made a metaphor involving The Boyfriend and a...
Nov 24th

I just emailed his mom

and told her everything. Then I threw up and called in sick today. I start teaching my college...
Nov 24th
“I’m a Republican because I didn’t want to grow up poor...”
— Mike Huckabee (via billda)
Nov 24th
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Toto- I’ll Be Over You night night Tumblr
Nov 24th

When your brain won't work

Yesterday I spent the better part of the day trying to pack up 3 years of my life. I had lots of...
Nov 24th
So the next season of Entourage will be in NYC?
Nov 24th
Viking
Nov 24th
Deserving
Nov 24th
Pointless
Nov 24th
Fall guy
Nov 24th
Sinner
Nov 24th

Mark from The L Word?

Is that him? The shady hubby? He grow’d up cuuuuute. Now I have to change the channel to the...
Nov 24th

from "Black Books"

Fran: Look, Bernard. Look at my new phone. Look, it's got web access, it's got a camera. Look, it can do everything...
Bernard: Can it stop boring conversations?!
WOW... another fan of Black Books on Tumblr!
Nov 24th
Robert Carlyle, Powers Boothe, Jon Voight, Ally McBeal’s boyfriend Billy, AND Jack Bauer.
Nov 24th
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The Offspring- Spare Me The Details
Nov 24th
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Frida- I Know There’s Something Going On
Nov 24th
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Del Amitri- Always the Last to Know
Nov 24th
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Gin Blossoms- Found Out About You
Nov 24th
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Fuck You you ho, I Don’t Want You Back
Nov 24th
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Nirvana- Where Did You Sleep Last Night (My Girl)
Nov 24th
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Cry Me A River
Nov 24th
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Never Again
Nov 23rd
Sid the Vicious Kitten- the sweet girl with the punk rawk...
Nov 23rd
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THIS finally made me smile for the first time in 2 days
Nov 23rd
isopod: A question: At what age does it become inappropriate to hold onto your parents and refuse...
Nov 23rd

And There It Goes. Down The Rabbit Hole.

The Boyfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me since the start of October. Her boyfriend called me...
Nov 22nd
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Songs that always make me cry no matter what- Vol III Cheap Trick- The Flame I have nothing to say...
Nov 22nd
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The most geigh of the fabulously geigh vids of the fabulously geigh 80’s! Boys Don’t...
Nov 22nd
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k, so it doesn’t always make me cry, but damn, what a better demonstration of an 80’s...
Nov 22nd
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Songs that always make me cry no matter what- Vol II Bonnie Tyler- It’s A Heartache i...
Nov 22nd
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Adam Ant- Desperate But Not Serious OK Bonerette Party, here is another nice request (early...
Nov 22nd
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There was a recent debate about ABBA songs and I must say, the one that cheers me up the most is...
Nov 22nd
Listen Listen
cos I love you all and you should all have this in your heads right now
Nov 22nd
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Songs that make me cry no matter what. Vol 1
Nov 22nd
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back when Michael was still black, Freddie was still alive, Rick still rolled up his sleeves, and...
Nov 22nd
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ok, I DID have hammer pants, but they were pink and from Benetton. If you are “of an...
Nov 22nd
Nov 22nd
More Judy Blume goodness… what is the name of a person...
Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd

The Perks of Being A Wallflower

I am seriously having a struggle with whether or not I will teach this WONDERFUL novel for the 4th...
Nov 22nd
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I have had the Toys R Us song in my head all day I guess since I realized I can actually afford to...
Nov 22nd

Why conservatives don't win elections...

southpol: bowlingalleylawyer: Yet you squawk out the meme about talk radio. Have you actually...
Nov 22nd

Why conservatives don't win elections...

southpol: randyhaddock: southpol: It is not that conservatism generally permits less nuance...
Nov 22nd

I'm A Fail Drunk

I used to be a nasty ol’ drunk. I seriously was headed for A&E’s Intervention during...
Nov 22nd
This shit is so much better than the name would have you...
Nov 22nd

GM Giving Up Luxury Jets After Begging...

Message delivered. On Wednesday, the top brass at Detroit’s Big Three automakers got run...
Nov 22nd

Pro-Democracy Monk, Comedian Get Long...

When you go to other countries or even speak to folks in other countries and want to talk about how...
Nov 22nd

Florida Teen Commits Suicide Before Live...

A Florida teenager committed suicide before a live webcam audience after posting messages online...
Nov 22nd

Dr Pepper to Deliver On Its Free-Soda...

LOS ANGELES — Dr Pepper is making good on its promise of free soda now that the release of Guns...
Nov 22nd

Pirates Collect $150M Over Past Year at...

In further evidence of the ongoing creation of a pirate economy, Kenya’s foreign affairs...
Nov 22nd
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shetoldmesomemore: Okay, the xanax kicked in, and now i’m all sorts of mellllllooooooww. Girl you...
Nov 22nd
excitablehonky: Unfortunate Names We have to not only have...
Nov 22nd

Good News/Bad News

Today my jaw finally didn’t hurt so bad that I was brought to my knees at any point. I have...
Nov 22nd
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southpol: bowlingalleylawyer: southpol: randyhaddock: squashed: Azspot has kindly linked...
Nov 22nd
LOOK! You can get us for only $2.69 IN A CAN! Of...
Nov 22nd

Why conservatives don't win elections...

randyhaddock: southpol: It is not that conservatism generally permits less nuance than...
Nov 22nd
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southpol: randyhaddock: squashed: Azspot has kindly linked to Palin’s post-Turkey-pardon...
Nov 22nd

Why conservatives don't win elections...

Obama wins and suddenly the conservative movement is dead? Really? Did all you liberals...
Nov 21st
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randyhaddock: squashed: Azspot has kindly linked to Palin’s post-Turkey-pardon interview with...
Nov 21st
“Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can...”
— Jello Biafra, Dead Kennedys...
Nov 21st

A Psalm

davereed: commacommachameleon:youroldarchenemycatwoman:clarityunfiltered: As a father has...
Nov 21st
“On too many issues, conservatives have simply avoided the...”
— Ross Douthat He continues: ...
Nov 21st
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dearconbon: alexblagg: gabrieldelahaye: This is amazing, not least because WHY ARE THEY SINGING...
Nov 21st
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complicatedshoes: Attorney General to be, Eric Holder on free speech. Next up: Thought Police. I...
Nov 21st
NYT BREAKING: Clinton to Accept Secretary of...
Nov 21st

And yet I'm still waiting on that check...

katiebakes: doree: This is turning into The Week Where I’m Getting Checks From People/Entities...
Nov 21st

Martha says we are defined by our high...

lawful: robot-heart: ...
Nov 21st
lookmom: ok so this is a little MUCH for me. i could do...
Nov 21st
(via randyhaddock) Love.
Nov 21st

Tumblepedia

wooliebear: sufjanssteven: lickystickypicky: stupidinboston: benwasser: Tumblepedia is an...
Nov 21st
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ktroseknows: chubby kid lights himself on fire. …why? because he is a ridiculous retard who...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: heh heh. I still wanna night in a...
Nov 21st
rodmitch: cowboyo: danhacker: I’m down for some Jack...
Nov 21st
bullshit parade makes a stop in Toronto
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
shetoldmesomemore: kanamit: Ask - The Smiths Listening to this during a cold February walk...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: unchienandalou: shetoldmesomemore: ...
Nov 21st

You know what I miss most about being a...

randomlunatic: itsbedtime: antikris: peterwknox:dearworld: Everyone you care about being in...
Nov 21st
“Punk is not dead. Punk will only die when corporations can...”
— Jello Biafra, Dead Kennedys...
Nov 21st
lawful: talix18: lawful: A Friday morning offering for...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: i only wish i had the confidence that i...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: notesfromundervault: ...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: jaimeleighfairbrother: ...
Nov 21st
shetoldmesomemore: imjustsneaky ;) also, i’m missing my...
Nov 21st

who are you

lawful: ephemeron: davidryanadams: go I’m nobody- who are you? Are you nobody, too? Then...
Nov 21st
lawful: lickystickypicky: Is this the picture of the...
Nov 21st
mabelmoments: nokaalma: 19th Century Vampire Killing Kit...
Nov 21st

Thanksgiving in the mountains!

randyhaddock: I’m getting quite excited about my trip to North Carolina! Jenny’s leaving tomorrow...
Nov 21st
HAPPY FRIDAY MORNING! via-    excitablehonky:...
Nov 21st
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notthatkindagay: folkinz: a cat and a chihuahua making out…until the cat hits third base… she...
Nov 21st
I found this in our library today and I got nostalgic tears....
Nov 21st
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inothernews: soupsoup: ihavegoodtaste: The Crispin Glover incident. July 28th, 1987. He later...
Nov 21st

I Was An Asshole Today And It Worked

So these people owe me some money. Not much. But they owe me. They’ve been playing a stupid...
Nov 21st
(via shetoldmesomemore) make a wish
Nov 21st
LOOK! They can grow twice as nice kittehs in Australia! ...
Nov 21st
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“Smug Generation?” Fascinating. I see this everyday in school… like the parent...
Nov 21st
thepilgrim-chapter32: garybusey: Great things like this...
Nov 21st
boneretteparty: Gordon Ramsay Bonerette Party: Because...
Nov 21st

Scott Weiland's new CD "Happy In...

This makes me sad. I used to love Weiland in a pink boa and fingernail polish… but I was 25...
Nov 21st
c’mon Bonerette Party! I asked nicely….
Nov 21st

QUIZNOS NOW DELIVERS!

oh my thighs are not happy about this… but my tummy is thrilled.
Nov 21st
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OMD- So In Love I just heard these guys reunited 18 months ago and have been selling out shows over...
Nov 21st
Yes, you’re projecting Mister Dirty Man! I watched it...
Nov 21st
The love of my lil punk heart. I have very often had dreams...
Nov 21st
leotard? thedoctr: Mom Jeans? inothernews: For all of...
Nov 21st
thedoctr: Must see. Its a fantastic movie. I’ve...
Nov 21st
“Who was ‘Venn’ and his diagrams? Was he the most boring...”
— - Eddie Izzard. The father...
Nov 21st
I can’t get all the themes to work on mine. The Ninja...
Nov 21st
jeffmiller: The Hill’s Blog Briefing Room » Obama’s...
Nov 21st
randyhaddock: Totally.
Nov 21st

The Best TV Shows You Probably Aren't...

Gotta agree with Dexter. That could be my #10. siddman: Dexter Uncut & Untamed Bones I...
Nov 21st
I’ve seen this pic on my dashboard like 10 times now...
Nov 21st

Gandhi's Seven Blunders of the World

randyhaddock: 1. Wealth without work 2. Pleasure without conscience 3. ...
Nov 21st

Tiny Miracles

First off, I got the job teaching Freshman English at the little local college. YAY! It pays $30 per...
Nov 21st

Gasoline, cheap!

inothernews: Hey OPEC - suck on THIS: Saw regular unleaded for $1.99 today in New Jersey. ...
Nov 20th
“There comes a time when you look into the mirror and you...”
— Tennessee Williams (via...
Nov 20th
notthatkindagay: (via allcreatures) I’m. Telling. Mom.
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: muppetpants: juryduty: No matter what you think of religion, you have to admit,...
Nov 20th

THAT PAGE 56 MEME.

“I’m something in that car,” Henri replies, her eyes bright and cold in her...
Nov 20th

The Best TV Shows You Probably Aren't...

1. Mad Men 2. True Blood 3. Damages 4. Dirty Sexy Money 5. Californication 6. Skins 7....
Nov 20th
Warch Watch
Letters to Cleo- Cruel To Be Kind
Nov 20th
“So, this is my life. And I want you to know that I am both...”
— the perks of being a...
Nov 20th
shetoldmesomemore: kanamit: Joy Division, Hulme,...
Nov 20th
Obama Hears a Giant Sucking Sound
Nov 20th
boneretteparty: No reservations. At all. I’m gonna...
Nov 20th
boneretteparty: Ryan Kwanten This guy is always naked. And...
Nov 20th

Id, Oops!

Cry Shit isopod: I love anagrams. What does your name spell? (a handy cheat can be found...
Nov 19th
thedoctr: Fortunately, I’ll be be able to procure some...
Nov 19th

Wow. Maybe I can keep my Sirius afterall

I just got an email from a local tech school that interviewed me back in the summer for a job...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Buzzcocks- What Do I Get
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Squeeze- Black Coffee In Bed
Nov 19th

Barack Obama called me on the phone and...

dearconbon: So it’s cool to just, like, fabricate shit and watch the reblogs pile up now? Oh how my...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
soupsoup: drned: Asia “Heat Of The Moment” fuck yes. Ditto.
Nov 19th
“If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...”
— Jack Handey’s Deep Thoughts...
Nov 19th
thedoctr: Im convinced my car dealership is stalking me. I...
Nov 19th

DEAR SOUTHERN PEOPLE

notesfromundervault: tylercoates: awesome-everyday: You do not “Fix” dinner. You make dinner....
Nov 19th
BJ's Sold at Wholesale; Turns Profit (who...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Travis- Before You Were Young gorgeous.
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
Hugh and Baz talking about Australia. Yum.
Nov 19th
It’s Anwar from Skins!
Nov 19th

German Medic's Account Confirms Hitler...

An extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long...
Nov 19th
Tiny Primates Found Alive Again in Indonesian Rainforest ...
Nov 19th
Scientists Find New Penguin, Extinct for 500 Years ...
Nov 19th
This stuff is gOOOOOOd.
Nov 19th
Oak Alley
Nov 19th

Obama's First Pardon

notthatkindagay: innonate: Obama’s first pardon of his Presidency — that of Senator Joe...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
You know who is obsessed with race? The...
Nov 19th
“The Southern Poverty Law Center today won a crushing jury...”
— Southern Poverty Law Center ...
Nov 19th