I Am Not Kidding: Archive

WOOHOOO!

NC representin’ (or whatever you young people say)

Jan 1st

I'm gonna drop my boobs at midnight.

that’s all I got.

Jan 1st

um?

I have never had to open a champagne bottle myself… I am worried about this.

Jan 1st

HA! Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Niiiice.

Jan 1st

randomlunatic: mabelmoments: via guardian.co.uk Happy...

Jan 1st

Non-Resolutions

I only have a few minutes here before I tell 2008 to fuck off… so here goes! I will not...

Jan 1st

I know it isn't popular...

…but Kathy Griffin annoys the shit out of me. But good heavens… I just want to do...

Jan 1st

Watch

randomlunatic: dan fogelberg - same auld lang syne (via musicvideoswhd) Friends, I’m sorry, it...

Jan 1st

Out with the Hate 2008

(via notesfromundervault)

Jan 1st

What I didn't hate about 2008

I realize I have been nothing but doom and gloom for the last 2 months, but well, that’s how I...

Jan 1st

My hororscope for today:

It’s hard for you to stay focused on the present because you may be so concerned about the...

Jan 1st

Oh my god. what now?

Facebook is loading without… what? all the bells and whistles? It is just lines of text and...

Jan 1st

Listen

randomlunatic: mabelmoments: Gnarls Barkley - Crazy Just seemed appropriate Reblog every...

Jan 1st

Alone again. Naturally.

sistermarymartha: (via inconsistent) No you’re not. We’re here.

Jan 1st

I'm using my phone now.

sistermarymartha: bowlingalleylawyer: thepilgrim-chapter32: bowlingalleylawyer: My lap top...

Jan 1st

Fucking Hell!

Well that took over an hour. I had to run SpyBot twice, a SmitFraud program I got after I...

Jan 1st

Sid considers her first drink of the night.

Jan 1st

I'm using my phone now.

thepilgrim-chapter32: bowlingalleylawyer: My lap top had 9 different trogans, Virtumonde,...

Jan 1st

I'm using my phone now.

My lap top had 9 different trogans, Virtumonde, something that turned off my virus protection, and...

Jan 1st

Me waiting. Looks like how I feel!

Jan 1st

Now I am getting irritable. Still scanning. Bad herp. Bad computer.

Jan 1st

Computer got the herp. Doing scans and kills… will be back when we are herp free!

Jan 1st

Sid sez ‘Hoppee Nerf Yer yawll!’

Jan 1st

wooliebear: Not as pretty as SiB’s food posts are but I...

Jan 1st

“For last year’s words belong to last year’s language And...”
— —T.S. Eliot, “Little Gidding”...

Dec 31st

So 2008.

sistermarymartha: A challenging - challenging year for me. I lived with my longtime love- with...

Dec 31st

Oh Thank Heavens

there are only a few more hours left in this horrible, mean, nasty, HATEFUL year!

Dec 31st

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

sistermarymartha: I am spending my New Year’s Eve right here, watching movies, drankin and...

Dec 31st

Oh man, weightloss motivator? Pictures...

sistermarymartha: That was depressing. ha! I’ve been taking bra/panty pics of myself in the...

Dec 31st

Dear BAL,

sistermarymartha: It’s awesome that you are channeling your emotions into something that is...

Dec 31st

One of my gifts. They are stones. So pretty.

Dec 31st

I'm Home.

The lunch was nice and horrible rolled into one. It was so nice to see The Mom and talk and talk...

Dec 31st

Have a Happy New Year.

notesfromundervault: “…You might as well live.”

Dec 31st

“I love a martini — but two at the most. Three I’m under the...”
— Dorothy Parker. (via...

Dec 31st

An Irish Blessing For The New Year

notesfromundervault: inothernews: amegnifiedlife: May you be poor in misfortune, rich in...

Dec 31st

OK so I lied.

Dec 31st

I’m off.

Dec 31st

Panic Kicking In

Starting to wonder how I am going to get through this lunch today. don’t cry don’t cry...

Dec 31st

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent...”
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (via...

Dec 31st

Watch

inothernews: The bestest New Year’s Eve scene in the history of movies, ever.

Dec 31st

2008, you were a bitch of a year.

amegnifiedlife: prettyhowtown: But at least you taught me the following: - If you broke up the...

Dec 31st

Happy 2009 Mabes mabelmoments: Just back from an evening...

Dec 31st

(via bebelestrange)

Dec 31st

bebelestrange: iamallface:kamawanai: via...

Dec 31st

“Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick...”
— Winston Churchill (via...

Dec 31st

Two thousand and nine, it's gonna be...

mabelmoments: ( This year was ‘two thousand and eight , it’s gonna be great’ … what a crock of shit...

Dec 31st

Aaaand that'll do it for me.

I have to get some sleep and get rid of the puffy eyes before the lunch with The Mom tomorrow. ...

Dec 31st

Watch

Innocence- Hootie (again) a true tear-jerker…. “What else can it be except this pride...

Dec 31st

Watch

Laugh at my love for Hootie if you will, but Darius Rucker is even better live than recorded....

Dec 31st

Watch

Hootie- Sad Caper

Dec 31st

Watch

sistermarymartha: Since we’re sharing Queen, I always thought Bohemian Rhapsody was kind of...

Dec 31st

Watch

Yeah, so the tears tonight were inescapable. I guess this is why I avoided drinking for so...

Dec 31st

I wasn’t kidding Moamy ;)

Dec 31st

Don't be scared, but this will BLOW YOUR...

Dec 31st

Man...

randomlunatic: I sometimes delete more Tumblr posts than I actually write in a day. What’s up with...

Dec 31st

moamy: Yeah, BAL. We don’t need those guys. You drive. I...

Dec 31st

Will & Grace and then Fraiser for 2...

sistermarymartha: bowlingalleylawyer: Thank you, Lifetime. Good Will and Grace episodes are 30...

Dec 31st

Fuck You Victoria's Secret!

About 3 times a day in my gmail in box and with every other commercial on TV for the last week I am...

Dec 31st

Will & Grace and then Fraiser for 2...

Thank you, Lifetime.

Dec 31st

Pharmaceutical Companies Do The Right Thing...

Dec 31st

it’s ok. you’re with me. WE have more fun...

Dec 31st

wooliebear: For BAL and Random Lunatic From Stuff on my...

Dec 31st

(via thepilgrim-chapter32) oh, childhood pure joy! Miss.

Dec 31st

excitablehonky: I rented this the other night and both...

Dec 31st

“I learned that no matter how much you care, some people will...”
— (via littlemiss) And this is...

Dec 31st

This was the best pic I could find of Darmstadt, Hessen,...

Dec 31st

Inspired by this post, I looked for a pic of where my McCoy...

Dec 31st

Anyone here ever had Botox?

wooliebear: bowlingalleylawyer: lawful: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Don’t do it. Poop. I was...

Dec 31st

This is one of my favorite movies of all time. If you...

Dec 31st

Anyone here ever had Botox?

lawful: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Don’t do it. Poop. I was hoping no one would say this… I...

Dec 31st

aw yeah! Chris Eigeman is on Fringe...

I love love LOVE Chris Eigeman

Dec 31st

I just found my hot-as-balls Kiwi former...

thanks britches for making me think of him and looking him up! and yes, still hot as balls….

Dec 31st

FAO yeachum:

britches: bowlingalleylawyer: britches: your link to ‘Halo’ video is broken. Please fix so I...

Dec 31st

FAO yeachum:

britches: your link to ‘Halo’ video is broken. Please fix so I can sing along whilst watching it...

Dec 31st

Alrighty. I am 1/2 drunk.

I’m getting fiesty. uhhh ohhhh….

Dec 31st

i think if only people had called being...

Dec 31st

inothernews: Self-explanatory. Is your father doing ok??

Dec 31st

Hey- Resident Crime Blogger!

randomlunatic: bowlingalleylawyer: What is your take on Lee Anthony facing criminal charges and...

Dec 31st

Tumblr? You feeling better? You had me...

Dec 31st

Watch

sistermarymartha: Also for BAL. My favorite version of this song- Judy Garland- You Go To My Head....

Dec 31st

Hey- Resident Crime Blogger!

What is your take on Lee Anthony facing criminal charges and the video the family’s PI took of...

Dec 31st

sistermarymartha: For BAL. I just cracked my bottle....

Dec 31st

I need more alcohol.

Anyone here in Wilmington? I’ll tip ya.

Dec 31st

SEE?!

Dec 31st

The new ads for Supernatural

look like a big penis rising out of the ground.

Dec 30th

inothernews: I like the “chapel channel” in hospitals. Even...

Dec 30th

Anyone here ever had Botox?

Dec 30th

Ban Michael Vick from the NFL-Permanently-...

Dec 30th

More Greek, please

davereed: I remember learning in high school that ancient Greek plays were usually tragedies,...

Dec 30th

Dear Meg.

sistermarymartha: I am not quitting you. You do not beat dead horses. Nor bury them. Nor dig them...

Dec 30th

I have decided to get drunk.

I am committed to this. I have made half-hearted attempts lately, but I just haven’t given it...

Dec 30th

Today's Resolution Report

amegnifiedlife: prettyhowtown: Gawker media, why can’t I quit commenting on you, dammit? It gets...

Dec 30th

I did not know this existed until I saw it on...

Dec 30th

I did not know this existed until I saw it on...

Dec 30th

ktroseknows: onemoretimewithfeeling: tenderly: We heart...

Dec 30th

bebelestrange: iamkb: bebelestrange: tumblretiquette, please inform tumblrs that it’s not OK to...

Dec 30th

Listen

davereed: michaelikesit: ABBA- “Fernando” I’ve always liked this song me too. but now it will...

Dec 30th

wooliebear: Plus, look at the owner and his Brutis (he...

Dec 30th

I'm not technically at work today.

sistermarymartha: But here I am, 3.5 hours later- still slaving away. I may be here for another 2-3....

Dec 30th

artsystar: notcaragh: “Laughter is ultimate aphrodisiac....

Dec 30th

“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh,...”
— Oscar Wilde via entrails ...

Dec 30th

Me and my new hair are off to the gym.

One of us is excited.

Dec 30th

Just dyed my hair AGAIN (it’s an addiction). This one...

Dec 30th

davereed: inky: Decline Love is blind; Desperation is...

Dec 30th

I've never written anything political on...

nechamaelle: My blog, generally is about being funny, sarcastic and other such ways of laughing at...

Dec 30th

I love to wake up to a dashboard full of...

It’s like they only come out when we sleep and leave the bestest gifts! *the use of the...

Dec 30th

lawful: thephenthouse: This may not be the most popular...

Dec 30th

artsystar: Hey girl! If Brit Brit can do it so can you. at...

Dec 30th

artsystar: (via counterforce) She does crazy so well. ...

Dec 30th

Ring Ring

Mabel: Hello
Snora (Mabel's sister): Oh Hi Mabel, tomorrow night being NYE I am having a few friends around for a bit of a party ...
(okay, in Mabel's head, right now: Aw, how sweet, she knows I'm going to be alone at midnight and will be feeling a bit fragile after such a godawful year and she's going to ask me over, I feel bad now for laughing when the dog peed on her bag, Xmas Day...)
Snora: ... so was wondering if you would lend me your Wii, I've promised them Wii.

Dec 30th

shocking cats

bebelestrange: shockingcats

Dec 30th

Dear Woolie, I just added them- I didn't...

(via sistermarymartha) I just want some kind soul to tell me how to put the list of people I follow...

Dec 30th

“Half of life is fucking up. The other half is dealing with...”
— (via littlemiss) (via...

Dec 30th

Lee Anthony Faces Criminal Charges

from what I gather, it is for obstruction of justice. I said a month ago that someone helped Casey...

Dec 30th

UNFOLLOW

If I see one more post outlining what we are all doing wrong with a warning attached that this...

Dec 30th

Shut Up Internet.

bebelestrange: anewnadir: Is it so unreasonable to request that people refrain from reblogging...

Dec 30th

Top 10 Most Annoying Americanisms

Dec 30th

lawful: talix18: (via parp) I’m totally gonna...

Dec 30th

Six Days

chfdigital: I have a full six days before I report back to work next Monday, bright-eyed and...

Dec 30th

Dear ex-boyfriend

lawful: allthiscanbeyours: Please stop fucking around with my head/emotions. You are the...

Dec 30th

I Love Patrick Swayze

and I hope his new show does well and his health continues to improve. He has the same kind of...

Dec 30th

“Don’t tell me you’re sorry, ‘cos you’re not.”
— ‘Take A Bow’ (via britches) ...

Dec 30th

“When a lot of things start going wrong all at once, it is to...”
— Anne Lamott, Traveling Mercies...

Dec 30th

artsystar: How in the world does this happen? Puberty is...

Dec 30th

artsystar: Fuuuuuuuck. what the??? I watched a whole season...

Dec 30th

Oh Crap, Me Too! That shall be the name...

thewayoftheworld: bowlingalleylawyer: I know it started off great last time, but then I got all...

Dec 30th

An Unmarried Woman

I am watching this for only the 2nd time and am looking forward to it. I know it started off great...

Dec 30th

100 Tips to Help You Save $$$ In 2009

Dec 30th

bebelestrange: via s4.tinypic.com

Dec 29th

davereed: Environmental Graffiti - The Amazing Hobbit Tree...

Dec 29th

New 'Skins' cast revealed!

Dec 29th

“Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says he...”
— Tom Wilkinson, The Last Kiss...

Dec 29th

(via nechamaelle)

Dec 29th

I keep harping on this, but people just KEEP responding to...

Dec 29th

Ellie Nesler

wooliebear: Vigilante killer Ellie Nesler dies at 56 SACRAMENTO, Calif. (AP) — Ellie Nesler, who...

Dec 29th

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving...”
— William James, American...

Dec 29th

I Must Have Missed Something

amegnifiedlife: I’m not quite sure what’s going on today, but I think that’s because I haven’t been...

Dec 29th

Do you know where I can watch Freaks and...

(via artsystar) I downloaded the whole season from isohunt. As far as watching it online, have you...

Dec 29th

Lunch with the Mom

davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: She just called and I agreed to have lunch with the ex’s mom...

Dec 29th

I have to take a shower to go to the...

amegnifiedlife: bowlingalleylawyer: This just seems wrong. And I feel lazy. But forge ahead,...

Dec 29th

I have to take a shower to go to the...

This just seems wrong. And I feel lazy. But forge ahead, ho. have I mentioned my gym is 2 doors...

Dec 29th

Holy crapola! I guess this one hit a nerve last night and...

Dec 29th

I think I just got back together with...

Since the ex and I busted up, Gym and I have been having a torrid affair again as well. That Gym- he...

Dec 29th

Eeeeek! My nephew just sent me a Friends...

No no no no no noooooooooooooo!

Dec 29th

Lunch with the Mom

She just called and I agreed to have lunch with the ex’s mom on Wed. She emailed and asked...

Dec 29th

(via nechamaelle)

Dec 29th

what’s with the “I have a doodie in my...

Dec 29th

nechamaelle: srsly: I know you can be overwhelemed, and...

Dec 29th

britches: I’m sorry. Someone had to say it. they’re...

Dec 29th

“If I ever needed to be rescued by a superhero, I’d like him...”
— Me, to Delme (my future...

Dec 29th

davidkendall: franklieu: The sister of the bride was...

Dec 29th

“I spent a lot of money to look this cheap.”
— Dolly Parton (via britches) ...

Dec 29th

bebelestrange: In 1977, Sex Pistols’ manager Malcolm McLaren...

Dec 29th

Watch

Not sure if this will embed… “Turkey Drop”, WKRP

Dec 29th

yeah, I’m watching this now…

Dec 29th

one of the funniest episodes evAR.

Dec 29th

thedoctr: I really should work on my organization skills. ...

Dec 29th

I'm already sleepy.

Working out everyday seems to be making me a more regular sleeper. No more night owl days for me?

Dec 29th

“Some people, as far as your senses are concerned,...”
— High Fidelity

Dec 29th

Watch

thewayoftheworld: bowlingalleylawyer: thewayoftheworld: High Fidelity - Beta Band Single Scene ...

Dec 29th

Watch

thewayoftheworld: High Fidelity - Beta Band Single scene ha. did my post give away what I am...

Dec 29th

Watch

The Beta Band- Dry the Rain

Dec 29th

(via nechamaelle) Amen.

Dec 29th

Listen

bebelestrange: the cars-since you’re gone (thanks icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse for reminding me of...

Dec 29th

“It’s a COOOOOSBY sweater!”
— Jack Black, High Fidelity

Dec 29th

thewayoftheworld: (via applewagon) Powerful words from a...

Dec 29th

This was the extent of my Christmas decorations. Won’t...

Dec 29th

My Kira, after a bath

Dec 29th

I am watching the Dog Town episode about...

It tears my heart out and makes me miss my sweet baby Kira so much. And hate my ex more since he...

Dec 29th

I'm so glad I'm not blogging about...

thewayoftheworld: bowlingalleylawyer: Let’s see how long it lasts…. I can’t tell you how tired I...

Dec 29th

I'm so glad I'm not blogging about...

Let’s see how long it lasts….

Dec 29th

“I’m scared that I’m going to end up alone. I’m scared that...”
— (via shewalksonair) (via...

Dec 29th

thewayoftheworld: daleena: letuslive: ...

Dec 29th

Watch

bebelestrange: Flinstones record player-Winston cigarettes ad (wish it was in color!) gotta reblog...

Dec 29th

Re: New Year's Resolutions

thewayoftheworld: melanyouth: (via mildlyannoyedrabbit): I like New Year’s resolutions because...

Dec 29th

Watch

artsystar: F Ur Ex- Sway “What happened to principles? F ur ex!” Love.It.

Dec 29th

“Oh my god his hat flew off.”
— YTMND - look at that hat… (via...

Dec 29th

So, my autistic son, Dylan...

randomlunatic: … has utterly mastered my wife’s iPod Touch. He favors YouTube videos. Even more...

Dec 29th

You were right. You don’t have comments, so I to put it here. Thing is, the subject at hand is...

Dec 29th

Dawson is one of the top teen stars of all time? Really VH1?...

Dec 29th

thewayoftheworld: paulsingh: (via whitneymcn:soxiam) ...

Dec 29th

Me, fucking with poor baby Sid while she tries to sleep. (I...

Dec 29th

This might account for the sudden bum-rush of followers

Dec 28th

You are right. I just wish they had...

bebelestrange: bowlingalleylawyer: beatniks were too cool to be emo! ;0

Dec 28th

I'm burning season 1 of WKRP right now!

I’m a cool bitch, uh huh what what

Dec 28th

Top 10 Reasons Why 2009 Will Bring...

insomnambulance: I’m throwing my hat into the ring with 2009 predictions for a better economic...

Dec 28th

(via thewayoftheworld) are we watching a Twin Peaks...

Dec 28th

Tumblrbation

randomlunatic: Since I know for a fact a few people who don’t have a clue as to what Tumblr is...

Dec 28th

50’s style emo bebelestrange: Miss Beatnik...

Dec 28th

“Somewhere between the brilliant white light of truth and the...”
— Anonymous

Dec 28th

Watch

karenuhoh: Yeah, so, I get that Christmas is over, it was over before it even was. But this is...

Dec 28th

randomlunatic: bowlingalleylawyer: This is my new...

Dec 28th

Rap music originated in medieval Scottish...

Dec 28th

RE: you can't look back once love fills...

thewayoftheworld: well-caffeinated: theadiashow-yurztruly: cardinalcave: in a life a love...

Dec 28th

Gorgeous here today. So I spent it in the gym and driving...

Dec 28th

Tumblr is being wonky

so there’s the push I need to go to the gym- again. I’m being a good girl. still gonna...

Dec 28th

thewayoftheworld: We have more neurons dedicated to promptly...

Dec 28th

“When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint,...”
— Albert Einstein (via...

Dec 28th

This is my new follower. This freaks me out. Ex? Is that...

Dec 28th

“It’s a funny thing coming home. Looks the same. Sounds the...”
— The Curious Case of Benjamin...

Dec 28th

Should I Bother?

thepilgrim-chapter32: I wonder whether I should bother with New Year’s Resolutions. I never keep...

Dec 28th

ok, I’m going to the store now. inothernews: Oh...

Dec 28th

thepilgrim-chapter32: spacecat: allcreatures: via

Dec 28th

6 People Who Just Fucking Disappeared |...

Dec 28th

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wait that was a dude? I thought it was a fem dyke. Srsly, I have no idea what I just watched but I...

Dec 28th

I take all my fashion cues from Grey Gardens. I’m...

Dec 28th

Watch

off to feel sorry for myself for a bit. later taters. OAR- Shattered

Dec 28th

nechamaelle: davidmaddox: Innovative issue advertising...

Dec 28th

Trackers?

randomlunatic: bowlingalleylawyer: Anyone know any trackers I can use on MySpace/FaceBook and uh,...

Dec 28th

"I can neither deny nor deny this." --...

shhhh you’re blowing my cat-like moves. notesfromundervault: So is that some high-brow...

Dec 28th

almost always.

britches: almostnever: In thinking of current and past relationships, I always felt like I was a...

Dec 28th

Trackers?

Anyone know any trackers I can use on MySpace/FaceBook and uh, how I install them??

Dec 28th

“It’s like all of the bad stuff that you went through, that...”
— The Perfect Man (via...

Dec 28th

Random movies as life thought

notesfromundervault: bowlingalleylawyer: notesfromundervault: So, out of no where, this...

Dec 28th

In response to this.

Dec 28th

Random movies as life thought

notesfromundervault: So, out of no where, this thought hits me: If I were a character in Easy...

Dec 28th

Watch

thewayoftheworld: Bob Harris (Bill Murray) singing More Than This (Lost In Translation)

Dec 28th

Big Brother, indeed! “Yes Ma’am. Thank you...

Dec 28th

Listen

fucking love this song. “been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding...

Dec 28th

Watch

Roxy Music- More Than This

Dec 28th

Watch

this song makes my heart sigh. Dire Straits- Romeo & Juliet

Dec 28th

I’m fucked.

Dec 28th

Fact.

artsystar: Free Rice owns my life. Is this for real?! If so, I donated 120 grains before missing...

Dec 28th

Sophie beat up Sid. Sid is hiding. (no comments on all the...

Dec 28th

“These matches are disappointing me!”
— Ellie, the dumper

Dec 28th

Everybody Benefits From A Little...

mabelmoments: amegnifiedlife: Around this time, people start to make lists of all the ways they...

Dec 28th

“Do you guys like to dance? Do you like Devo? By the way,...”
— Ben Afflect as The Bartender...

Dec 28th

A Smoking Simile

notesfromundervault: bowlingalleylawyer: notesfromundervault: On having to switch from Camel...

Dec 28th

thewayoftheworld: bowlingalleylawyer: ...

Dec 28th

Watching Confessions of a Teenage Drama...

nechamaelle: Is it weird that I still will watch anything with Lindsay Lohan? No. I still watch...

Dec 28th

thewayoftheworld: bowlingalleylawyer: I’m watching this...

Dec 28th

“Lucy, you know I don’t have ugly people for friends.”
— Kevin, the dumped. 200...

Dec 28th

bebelestrange: better luck next time, tina only in Myrtle...

Dec 28th

I’m watching this now. Paul Rudd with the tossled hair...

Dec 28th

bebelestrange: thewayoftheworld: bebelestrange: tumblr could use a little less of the current...

Dec 28th

A Smoking Simile

notesfromundervault: On having to switch from Camel Lights to Basic Lights in the middle of the...

Dec 28th

Also Noteworthy:

While suffering through a significant and painful break up, watching “Get Over It!” is...

Dec 28th

Noteworthy:

When suffering along through a significant and painful break up, DO NOT watch “About Last...

Dec 27th

thepilgrim-chapter32: Not just for men. The she-stache the...

Dec 27th

Reader Mail

There’s this nifty feature on MY computer called a fucking scroll bar. Use it assbag and stop...

Dec 27th

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wooliebear: I heard this song on the radio on my way to get my license renewed. I’d sort of...

Dec 27th

Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho

it’s back to the gym I…..

Dec 27th

John Doe is wondering why his wife left...

wooliebear: Status update this morning. Ummm, wow. I hope this isn’t serious! I thought it was...

Dec 27th

Children of the Corn IV is on Sci-Fi

There was a Children of the Corn II and Children of the Corn III??

Dec 27th

thepilgrim-chapter32: letuslive: naturespeaks: He is...

Dec 27th

Top Ten Things I Hate About Star Trek

Reblogging for all my geeky Star Trek fan friends and because the only one I have ever watched is...

Dec 27th

Ooooo Oooooooo! Legends of the Chelsea!!! I WANT!!! I can...

Dec 27th

Uhhh Ohhh. Trouble’s a brewin’. Check out the...

Dec 27th

Digital TV Converter Coupons In Short Supply

Dec 27th

Watch

davidkendall: franklieu: Too bad that kid was never seen again. That’s why I love basketball … ....

Dec 27th

This One Never Gets Old

amegnifiedlife: …………… Or my aunt, who told me at my grandfather’s...

Dec 27th

Israeli Attack Kills Scores Across Gaza

Dec 27th

bebelestrange: Yaz - Upstairs At Eric’s - Contraportada...

Dec 27th

Listen

bebelestrange: it might be tough but…

Dec 27th

“If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame...”
— Kahlil Gibran (via...

Dec 27th

thedoctr: Google Image search results: Skins (as in the tv...

Dec 27th

Sophie said it was bedtime. We don’t argue with the...

Dec 27th

Dear Doc,

You’ll never get laid eating those breakfast foods…. thedoctr: I hope it was Grade A...

Dec 27th

You remember the scary fisherman killer...

There was a man in Food Lion today dressed just like him, minus the hat. I switched check out lanes,...

Dec 27th

I am eating shrimp cocktail and drinking...

and watching Cops. At 1am. Something is either very wrong with me… or quite right

Dec 27th

(via fuckyeahsharks)

Dec 27th

Whenever I am feeling bad about my life, this show lifts me...

Dec 27th

mabelmoments: Dear BAL Do ya? Mabes x (I nearly posted...

Dec 27th

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mabelmoments: Rod Stewart - If Do You Ya Think I’m Sexy :)

Dec 27th

“I wanna be that old couple. I wanna be gross with you.”
— Leo, from Will & Grace. ...

Dec 27th

“I wanna be that old couple. I wanna be gross with you.”
— Leo, from Will & Grace. ...

Dec 27th

“Let’s all go to a taco show…dut dut dut…....”
— Fraiser. I really wanna go to...

Dec 27th

People who posts LONG articles on Tumblr

inothernews: What robot-heart said. :-) robot-heart: whatannoysus: Seriously. Just create a...

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amegnifiedlife: (via thedoctr)

Dec 27th

For some reason, my niece got an electric guitar for...

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My super-duper new boots! I should have raised my pants...

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mabelmoments: via I think the covered part should be...

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thedoctr: “What the buggery bollocks is this?” -BAL MY...

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A Momma and baby deer just ran out in...

I mean like RIGHT in front of me. I had to slam on brakes. The mom made it no problem, but the baby...

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"The Question of the Day"

poisonville: Supermarket checkout line, minutes ago. Poisonville: I’ll put it all in my bag. ...

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Many years ago I watched an episode of Real Sex on HBO and...

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(via thedoctr) I always wanted to be them when I grow up.

Dec 27th

Do I at least get points for...

wooliebear: sistermarymartha: amegnifiedlife: Because, apparently, I’m a failure at Tumblr,...

Dec 26th

Virgin Mary Gives Birth to Baby Jesus on...

Virgin Mary gave birth to 7.7 pound baby Jesus on Christmas Day. In Peru. Really. Twenty-year-old...

Dec 26th

It's very cold in my house. And the...

wooliebear: (via sistermarymartha) Yes, the news is sad today. 5 kids here in our town were...

Dec 26th

Team Aniston!

Jen Beats Brad! Finally! Brad Pitt may have dumped Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie and then...

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Woman not only fakes an Amber Alert, but fakes entire BABY in order to get a boyfreind, and some...

Dec 26th

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Casey Anthony gets alibi from “One Tree Hill”, of course.

Dec 26th

Pssst... Don't Tell

I actually enjoyed the gym. Is it wrong that I smoked the whole way there and the whole way home,...

Dec 26th

wooliebear: poisonville: I live in the Gina-Marie. Where...

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excitablehonky: sflan: thecount: (via kapi) I’ve...

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Let them sing it for you

Dec 26th

Don't Judge Me

I’m going to the gym. bluh.

Dec 26th

Sophie modeling her pill box hat (Not really. It’s a...

Dec 26th

“Many are the plans in a man’s heart, but it is the...”
— Proverbs 19:21

Dec 26th

Study: Teens Who Skip Breakfast Lose...

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mabelmoments: kapi: Led Zeppelin - Black 5 likes for this one

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sarahheartburn: This year can’t end soon enough for me. (God help me if next year is even worse.) ...

Dec 26th

boredintheburbs: Last Christmas picture, I promise (until...

Dec 26th

Is Horrible 'Valkyrie' Tom Cruise's Nazi...

I knew this movie would be an awful mess; it is Tom Cruise afterall, but this is a very thought...

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