No Work For Me Today
And so summer school has been extended one day. When I was driving into work this morning there...
Jul 1st
BowlingAlleyLaw: Huh? Now gawker is back to...
Jun 30th
Requisite DIY butt crack.
Jun 29th
ALMOST done!
Jun 29th
BowlingAlleyLaw: all my kitchen appliances...
Jun 29th
-Charleston, SC.
I miss it every day.
Jun 29th
““The man who doesn’t read good books has no...”
Jun 29th
BowlingAlleyLaw: And if I see one more half...
Jun 29th
BowlingAlleyLaw: The Yankees heeere! With all...
Jun 29th
BowlingAlleyLaw: And why do they talk & whine...
Jun 29th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Dont go to the Grocery...
Jun 28th
mabelmoments:
truly sensitive advertising
Um, what are...
Jun 28th
Youth is Wasted... On Everyone.
“I’ll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there’s...
Jun 27th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Soul Train is alive and well...
Jun 27th
BowlingAlleyLaw: EEEeeeek! Lock your doors...
Jun 27th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Fuuuuuck! I was supposed to...
Jun 27th
I'll Be Polite...
… but a certain something today made me snicker and then laugh and then CHEER! Being...
Jun 27th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Just got drunk at lunch w/a...
Jun 27th
BowlingAlleyLaw: So do I take a nap and sleep...
Jun 27th
Not That I Believe In It Or Anything....
ok, so I read it everyday: The symbols that have been floating around in your dreams may actually...
Jun 25th
The People Above The Stairs
The people above me have lived here since before I moved in 2 years ago… but apparently they...
Jun 25th
Finally Decided: We're Doing It.
With two days left to decide, we finally have agreed- we are moving in together. But… not for...
Jun 25th
BowlingAlleyLaw: The only student that cant...
Jun 25th
BowlingAlleyLaw: New work filter. EVERYTHING...
Jun 25th
Ya know what? FUCK YOU.
-my response from a literal PILE ON CHRISTY thread last night on gawker: BowlingAlleyLawyer at...
Jun 25th
I'm A Hussy
So I was killing some time reading the paper at work, and I came across an editorial called...
Jun 25th
BowlingAlleyLaw: "Embrace Defeat. It's the...
Jun 25th
BowlingAlleyLaw: The BF got bitten by fire...
Jun 24th
James Cameron Hates Jesus (But Jesus...
A post from gawker this weekend reminded me of a blog I wrote way back in Feb of 2007 after...
Jun 24th
Watch
Stupid Neo-Con Hillbilly Joos!
Jun 24th
Fun With Socialized Medicine
This is a fun tale from when I moved to Wilmington and had to go get a TB test for my new job. This...
Jun 24th
BowlingAlleyLaw: I just watched Old Car drive...
Jun 24th
In Dreams
Here is a recount of a fucked up dream I had the other day/night. I am really freaked out about it...
Jun 24th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Big loud fight with the BF...
Jun 23rd
BowlingAlleyLaw: I put a FOR SALE sign on a...
Jun 23rd
BOOHBAH ZONE!
Jun 23rd
BowlingAlleyLaw: CNN weather guy-"down south...
Jun 23rd
BowlingAlleyLaw: George Carlin is dead. Shit....
Jun 23rd
Fucking French
me: got any french in you?Inothernews: hardly.
a better answer might be "mustard"
me: good. i just hate them for some stupid reason
their accents give me diarrhea
Inothernews: hah!
deep down YOU LOVE-AH THE FWENCH
me: i'd love to shove a baguette up their noses
Inothernews: i think someone has a crush :)
Jun 23rd
BowlingAlleyLaw: @eurasianoblong and I'm...
Jun 23rd
Reading is always nice
So I have been reading this book forever, which is weird for me since I usually finish a book in 2...
Jun 23rd
BowlingAlleyLaw: I'm afraid I won't go to...
Jun 22nd
BowlingAlleyLaw: Cos when you're a dude &...
Jun 22nd
Description
yeah so why doesn’t my description show?
Jun 22nd
I hate self-appointed important people. They are sad,...
Jun 22nd
BowlingAlleyLaw: Al Gore has lace on his...
Jun 21st
BowlingAlleyLaw: why is Showtime showing...
Jun 21st
BowlingAlleyLaw: watching 90210 and eating...
Jun 21st
BowlingAlleyLaw: a new ORIGINAL series on...
Jun 21st
BowlingAlleyLaw: thunder, lightening, hail...
Jun 21st
BowlingAlleyLaw: cats are hiding in the...
Jun 21st
above sent as a pic message from the BF.
Accompanying text...
Jun 21st
Not Stimulated.
The country/government (same thing?) that I so ferociously defend almost daily to the self-hating...
Jun 20th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Library day for kids....
Jun 20th
BowlingAlleyLaw: canned mandarin oranges make...
Jun 19th
BowlingAlleyLaw: don't make me say pants....
Jun 19th
Comments!
I figured them out. It only took a week.
Jun 19th
Listen
Not lately, but I like the song tonight
Jun 19th
Tylenol PM, take me away
Jun 19th
Thank you God. I love you too.
Jun 19th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Nature is a glorious thing....
Jun 19th
Goodbye Old Friend
Good bye my old car. You served me well for 10+ years, but it is time for us both to move on. You...
Jun 18th
Imma Wino
So the BF has a wine tasting tonight and I am going home to my apt…just cos… and all I...
Jun 18th
Wild Kingdom
My big, bad ass-rap-music-video-style pit bull is standing at the back gate wimpering and crying...
Jun 18th
yeah, cos the ciggie holder was necessary for me to complete...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: More O' the weird- tumblr...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Internet back up. twitter is...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: At work. no internet. WTF?
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: 2 whole students showed up
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: no human should be up this...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: gotta hit the sack early....
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: he. I said TOOLS.
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: old car had ISSUES. Not...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: I.Can't.Tell. Could be...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: wait... what is he doing?!...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: driving home. 5 o'clock...
Jun 18th
BowlingAlleyLaw: testing.... "I...
Jun 17th
BowlingAlleyLaw: ok, so explain to me why, if...
Jun 17th
BowlingAlleyLaw: selling old car today *sad...
Jun 17th
Watch
Greatest ad campaign evAR!
Jun 17th
BowlingAlleyLaw: eyes...are...closing... so...
Jun 17th
BowlingAlleyLaw: ...ok, but you can you let...
Jun 17th
I have mad gardening skillz
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
BowlingAlleyLaw: Other suckas had to work...
Jun 16th
Huzzah!
It worked. I don’t know what the hell I did…. re: Twitter Feed
Jun 16th
BowlingAlleyLaw: "That's what I like most...
Jun 16th
Watch
Jun 16th
Watch
Jun 16th
I’m very liney
Jun 16th
I have no idea...
I am 10 minutes into tumblr and have no idea what I am doing yet.
Jun 16th
Jun 16th
“I don’t believe in a government that protects us from...”
— Ronald Reagan
— Ronald Reagan
Jun 16th
Three faces of me
Jun 16th