I Am Not Kidding

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(via toomuchawesome) I muthafukinlove this movie!

Jul 31st

“No castles in France. All we had was underpants. Our Fruit...”
— those Fruit Dudes

Jul 31st

Obama + Ludacris = best friends 4eva

Jul 31st

Family Day

My sister and niece came for a visit yesterday for my niece’s 1/2 Birthday (her Birthday is...

Jul 31st

toomuchawesome: slippy: Twitter of the day from...

Jul 29th

“Does garlic work on ghosts too? I mean other than Italian...”
— some redneck dude on my TV

Jul 29th

“G’Day Mabel This is Joey Smith, Danny’s old mate. It’s good...”
— I got this short, very welcome...

Jul 29th

Am I A Racist?

I am half Jewish. My mother’s family are German Jews. Imagine the guilt! Oy Vey! I have grown...

Jul 29th

Being An Old

Ok, here is the difference between being a normal person, and being an “Old”. I first...

Jul 29th

“Congressmen who willfully take actions during wartime that...”
— President Abraham Lincoln ...

Jul 29th

$600 That's All I Need Then

I can quit. Then I can have a fucking summer and not be as pale as someone from Jersey in November. ...

Jul 29th

S & M Kitteh?

Why does my old ass, mean as shit Siamese cat love getting her ass smacked? Like a spanking thing? ...

Jul 29th

My roommate is out of town which means I...

(via toomuchawesome) no no nooooo. It should be buck ass nekkid.

Jul 29th

Gas: $3.89/gallon

Yup. It’s true. I filled up for 50 bucks today.

Jul 29th

Predictions about Oliver Stone's new...

cajunboy: This thing is going to suck more rotting assholes than a coked-out Charles Nelson Reilly...

Jul 29th

Red-footed, cute, not intelligent, amusingly named, and fun...

Jul 29th

All That Sad For Nothing

The Boyfriend fixed my car yesterday with 3 zip ties and a pair of needle nose pliers. I Am Not...

Jul 28th

Karma?

I left a note on a car last night in my apt complex that doesn’t have a tag and some assbag...

Jul 27th

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Decided I needed to hear this song tonight. This is live from the tour when I actually got to see...

Jul 27th

“Blakeley is straight? Not trying to be a smart ass, but I...”
— This is weird- kinda. I do not...

Jul 27th

“Blakeley is straight? Not trying to be a smart ass, but I...”
— This is weird- kinda. I do not...

Jul 27th

I Am Trying Not To Cry Right Now

I never hang out with people from work after we close. They always ask and I always say no. Until...

Jul 27th

Dear Mabel

“New Zealand, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.” I just said this very...

Jul 26th

Dear Mabel

I just posted a video of Flight of the Conchords- have you seen it in Aussie-land? It is a couple of...

Jul 26th

Too right, my mistake. Been 20 years since I was there and racing to make the tube/underground home...

Jul 26th

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My new obsession- HBO’s Flight of the Conchords. I stayed up until 7am watching all the...

Jul 26th

Actually in London it is the tube. I believe they only call it Metro on the continent. isopod: ...

Jul 26th

This why I will be scarce on gawker...

I’m a white middle class straight woman and AIDS still scares the shit out of ME. That idiot...

Jul 25th

“Wait, so Obama’s ability to draw a large crowd makes him...”
— grayandgreen’s reaction to the...

Jul 24th

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The only thing that has even briefly made me miss smoking pot.

Jul 24th

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How/WHY is this guy all over my TV?

Jul 24th

“Don’t get me wrong mate. I don’t mind having a...”

Jul 24th

“It’s already figured out. Fate. Destiny. It’s a...”
— Spaced

Jul 24th

“I’m pumped! I’ve been drinking green tea all god...”
— Hot Rod

Jul 24th

Moe Tkacik Decides To Stay With Gawker And...

Jul 24th

In which my faith in humanity wanes even...

Those of us in NC are just shocked it was an affair with a woman. cajunboy: This thing about John...

Jul 23rd

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toomuchawesome: ABBA and the Bunnymen

Jul 23rd

I'm Confused, Wait, Maybe Not.

I have found myself not being so jealous lately- ok, wait, that is not entirely true. I have, in my...

Jul 22nd

Humidity Vs. Being An Old

I am from the south. I am used to and actually prefer a humid climate. I am working out in the...

Jul 22nd

Apparently the warning signs in Italy are about the...

Jul 22nd

“We’re borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian...”
— Al Gore (via cajunboy) I...

Jul 22nd

You two should have totally played it off as you meant to do...

Jul 22nd

Ha! The answer to climate change: God...

Wait. What? The Christians are going to save the world? New Age Crusades! mabelmoments: ...

Jul 22nd

mmmmm homegrown maters! Can I have some plz?? isopod: ...

Jul 22nd

Why does my cat insist on spitting her food on the wall and then only eating what doesn’t...

Jul 22nd

Its a rare condition, this day in age,...

thedoctr: bowlingalleylawyer: Why the Fuck is Family Matters on Nick-At-Nite? That’s it....

Jul 20th

Why the Fuck is Family Matters on Nick-At-Nite?

Jul 20th

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Cos it is Saturday night and we all need some Rock-A-Hula-Baby in our lives about now. And Elvis. We...

Jul 20th

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Ok, I swear this is my last cat video, but this one pulled at the ol’ heart strings! The cat...

Jul 19th

Hey Mabel!

Why do Australian towns have the coolest fucking names? We have places like “Plainview”...

Jul 19th

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Fucking cats amaze me. I swear if they were bigger, they would kill us all as we slept. And force...

Jul 19th

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Bunny snoring. Too.Much.Cute. In honor of The Doctor’s snoring duck from yesterday!

Jul 18th

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Don’t care if it is “too commercial” (sniff). I dig it and am listening to it...

Jul 18th

Not Alone in my Serenity

My father is camping in the woods on a mountain with his wonderful, perfect grandchildren. My...

Jul 17th

Solemn Serenity

I have the night off. I am sitting on my bed, drinking wine and reading a yummy new summer book. ...

Jul 17th

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Goin Back to Philly I don’t think so.

Jul 16th

Mamma Mia- watch online

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

Best Snack o' the Day

My newest greatest thing evAR- Jell-o’s 70 calorie rice pudding cups- cinnamon. Yum.

Jul 16th

Public Servant

300lb black woman I was waiting on last night jabbing her long fake fingernail in my face:...

Jul 15th

Shit Throwing Monkeys? I dunno.... Just click...

Jul 14th

Oh the joys of being the Alpha Kitteh…. That’s...

Jul 13th

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These are the folks I am currently working with. And one, in jeans from Rose’s circa 1993...

Jul 13th

Work, Continued.

I made $16.00 in tips off of a table of 30 tonight. I am not kidding. I spent an hour of my life...

Jul 13th

BowlingAlleyLaw: I hate being here so much my...

Jul 12th

Work

I am getting ready to go to work. I don’t want to go back there. I hate working with the trash...

Jul 12th

BowlingAlleyLaw: TERRIBLE NIGHT AT WORK. At...

Jul 12th

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I find this to be one of the most moving and most sad videos I have ever seen… and it is only...

Jul 11th

Inothernews fell down on the job...

Movies you’ve never seen, but should… (this will probably be an on-going listicle) 1....

Jul 11th

I Finally Finished This Post re: Karla...

Karla Faye Tucker I don’t have time to do this subject justice, but I wanted to dash off some...

Jul 9th

toomuchawesome: My parents had this book, and that was...

Jul 9th

All Southerners Are Racists

I have started a new book and this one isn’t shitty. It is a good old mushy one by chick...

Jul 8th

Crossed Over

Jul 7th

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TINA CHEN FUCKING RULZZZZ! You’re all very welcome.

Jul 7th

one more for inothernews. even tho- ya know! The BF took...

Jul 5th

ok the cleavagey one

Jul 5th

At the behest of inothernews- sorta. Me and The BF. And it...

Jul 5th

I'm An Old

Since I have once again offered myself up at the altar of food service, I have noticed a few things...

Jul 5th

Shitty Book Update

It didn’t beat me. I finished the shitty book. The last 20 pages were slightly less shitty,...

Jul 3rd

BowlingAlleyLaw: I got a job! wOOt! I now...

Jul 2nd

No Work For Me Today

And so summer school has been extended one day. When I was driving into work this morning there...

Jul 1st