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lilasweetheart: bowlingalleylawyer: ...

Aug 30th

lilasweetheart: There is no way this is a pregnant woman....

Aug 30th

Casey Anthony Update

Attorney wasn’t there… so she isn’t taking the Plea Deal. In Handcuffs- means she...

Aug 30th

CASEY ANTHONY JUST ARRESTED!

LIKE RIGHT THIS MINUTE! THANK GOD!

Aug 30th

Ignore my last post.

ah, lovin a kitty is dangerous business friend… I have scars over each eyebrow to prove it! ...

Aug 29th

Ignore my last post.

Did she eat your hand seconds after the post? She’s a preeeeeety kiiiiiiity at least! ...

Aug 29th

Song Help!

I heard a groov-ay tune driving to work this morning and I can’t figure out what or who it is....

Aug 29th

“Now is the time to finally keep the promise of affordable,...”
— Barack Obama That’s what did...

Aug 29th

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Just lovely. The human body never fails to fascinate- all the different shapes and sizes and all...

Aug 29th

I wish I could figure out how I feel about this… this...

Aug 29th

So if you didn't catch on by now

Puppies and cupcakes… the only two I can “hive-mind” with inothernews: I only...

Aug 29th

Aug 29th

Martin Luther King Jr. Was A Republican....

Why Martin Luther King Was Republican 08/16/2006 -by Francis Rice, Esquire Chairman of NBRA ...

Aug 29th

I need to call my folks and see if they...

cajunboy: Right now I’m sitting in a Starbucks in Midtown Manhattan, right down the street from...

Aug 29th

defeatism: I missed out on the obligatory post photos of...

Aug 29th

thedoctr: Seriously people…Just do it. No thanks. Nice...

Aug 29th

Too insidery.

Judas Priest. I just spent the better part of an hour sorting through all this drama (cos, hey, who...

Aug 28th

Harbinger (edited)

Stay Safe! and Good Luck with this one! Keep us up to date… defeatism: The military’s...

Aug 28th

BowlingAlleyLaw: I just got my first...

Aug 28th

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Time for your Wednesday night dose of Andy Gibb! YEAH!

Aug 28th

“Bed is the best thing in the world. Don’t ya feel like yer...”
— Some dude on Graham Norton

Aug 28th

Aug 27th

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Is there really not anyone else that knows, and of course loves, this song??

Aug 27th

Day One Down, 179 To Go!

First day of school has come and gone and I am appropriately exhausted. It went rather smoothly, I...

Aug 26th

One of my favorite film makers, Whit...

Aug 26th

Tomorrow they come back. Wheeee! and it all begins again....

Aug 26th

Ya’ll wear your panties on the outside down under, do...

Aug 26th

So tumblr hates Netscape

yeah ummmm…. so that problem I was having with not being able to follow the people following...

Aug 23rd

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Just Shoot Me- “Slow Donnie” “Chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot...

Aug 23rd

The Other Person I Can't Follow

Am I on the crack Mabel?? I checked again and don’t see a Follow button. Is it at the top...

Aug 23rd

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Roseanne and Her Pot “Is this the sink?! Am I shrinking?!” 1 minute and 12 seconds of...

Aug 23rd

The Other Person I Can't Follow

that is following me (that has no “Follow+” thingie) is: http://randomlunaticnews.com/ ...

Aug 23rd

And then I get this little title that...

23 Aug ...

Aug 23rd

# defeatism has started following you...

ok this is the second person that has started following me that I can’t figure out how to...

Aug 23rd

Time Warner Cable Sucks My Ass Some More...

So my cable internet connection keeps going out tonight. I finally have enough and call the cable...

Aug 23rd

So Tumblr is only posting the Titles and...

Aug 23rd

Tumblr is the Suck?

Aug 23rd

The Lady in the Suck

Aug 23rd

The Lady in the Suck

Aug 23rd

Self-serving, vanity pic. My man in his Bimmerworld...

Aug 23rd

Old Charleston

Aug 23rd

Cat vs Dawg. Pit Bull- doesn’t love the cage. Cat-...

Aug 23rd

Heh yeah- and I am trying to toss tissues and empty...

Aug 23rd

My Aim Sucks.

Aug 23rd

Fuck Time Warner

I posted something about how shit Time Warner Cable was on gawker because of the crap on On Demand...

Aug 23rd

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Ben Folds- The Bitch Went Nutz This is one of the fakes he “leaked”. I love it anyway...

Aug 23rd

They are always watching me. It is a liberal conspiracy, I...

Aug 23rd

The last time The Doc and I chatted we were planning an...

Aug 23rd

Now That's Over With

First day back is under my belt and all went rather smoothly. My room was a nightmare from all the...

Aug 20th

YAAAAAY!!! CONGRATS! hikergirl: ...

Aug 20th

Welcome Back to School! That window with the board over it...

Aug 19th

Please let this be the Empire Records of...

tylercoates: maura: The Nick & Nora’s Infinite Playlist music rundown: Nick & Norah’s...

Aug 14th

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I heard this song driving home from buying smokes tonight. I find it ironic that the real video to...

Aug 14th

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In Your Deepest Thoughts, What Do You See?

Aug 14th

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Father Ted is SUCH a racist, just like the Spanish Basketball team!

Aug 14th

This makes me want to kill people, “…There’s a...

Aug 14th

Listen

Kid Rock- “All Summer Long” Yes, I know this is the Redneck Anthem of the...

Aug 14th

OH MY GAWD! I AM OLDER THAN VELCRO! AND...

EEEKS!!!! I am also older than push tabs on soda cans, caller ID, color TV, and even cable TV!!!...

Aug 14th

“This wine tastes like the bottom of a dirty ass. Give me a...”
— Me on this Aussie-shit Pinot...

Aug 14th

(via tylercoates) I AM Daria, bitches! (if you don’t...

Aug 14th

mabel chucks a sickie

mabelmoments: I followed the great Aussie tradition of chucking a sickie today. Big mistake. My day...

Aug 14th

The Image of YOU Fucking HER

I have had my share of more than craptacular men in my 39 years of never being a Married. I have...

Aug 14th

dear cajun, YOWZA, you must have a...

cajunboy: nudawn writes: i saw you, kris called you over. you decided to fucking flirt with...

Aug 14th

Tumblr v.4!

OK so I keep seeing this annoying banner- to help with it and when I click on it, to “help...

Aug 14th

isopod: Things that crack me up, southern edition: They keep the buildings here so cold that when I...

Aug 14th

Old Boy's Southern Club

isopod: Things that disturb me: I said “y’all” today, among other Southern things. I’m losing my...

Aug 14th

Disqus?

I am now listed as a moderator on Disqus?? Um, did I get a promotion and everyone forgot to tell...

Aug 14th

A Conversation With Gregory Peck

So TV sucks and I am cruising through the Free On Demand Movie channel. I just finished and hour and...

Aug 14th

I Have All of My Teeth

I have a pretty recognizable, infamous, American folklorish-type last name. Let’s just say my family...

Aug 13th

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The best one yet!

Aug 12th

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The House Martins- Happy Hour The happ-happ-happiest song evAR!

Aug 10th

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inothernews: bowlingalleylawyer: For inothernews. If you can listen and not get all choked up,...

Aug 10th

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For inothernews. If you can listen and not get all choked up, you have no soul. “The only...

Aug 10th

blakeley: Playing catchphrase, it makes people loud and...

Aug 10th

Sentence first, verdict afterward.

zorica: I had the skill and more the hunger Easy to get away Pity the child with no such weapons No...

Aug 10th

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inothernews: mabelmoments: this is so close to home it hurts (in a funny haha way) warning:...

Aug 10th

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mabelmoments: this is so close to home it hurts (in a funny haha way) warning: boys dangly bits ...

Aug 10th

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The Beautiful South- “Song for Whoever”. They had such gorgeous songs- and who can beat...

Aug 10th

I'M FREE! I'M FREE!!

I just got home from my very last night at the Hell Hole. They gave me a parting Mai Tai and $56 in...

Aug 10th

"Damages" Marathon Today!

wOOt!

Aug 9th

Actor / Comedian Bernie Mac Dies at Age 50 -...

Aug 9th

Yay for new followers!

Aug 8th

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Pat Benatar is a geigh Gateway. During the 5 weeks my best friend spent in Italy this summer, the...

Aug 8th

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Metro Station- ShaKe it. I dig this tune. It is soooo very 80’s.

Aug 8th

The Bitch Went Nutz

Has anyone been able to download this song by Ben Folds yet?? Oh my, it is so fucking perfection. If...

Aug 8th

My Season in Purgatory (comes to an end...

I only have two more nights at the shit job. I almost quit tonight- twice. Once when I walked in and...

Aug 8th

FYI: Teens want to fuck because of Juno

thedoctr: Is anyone watching this Baby Borrowers reunion shit? Apparently Hollywood, Tabloids and...

Aug 8th

Listen

cajunboy: Set Adrift on Memory Bliss by PM Dawn I still love this song, and it never fails to...

Aug 8th

mabelmoments: photo via flickr Much excitement in NZ. At...

Aug 8th

100 most common words in the English...

mabelmoments: Take the challenge at Codebox Software. via guardian.co.uk my score: a dismal 33 ...

Aug 8th

Color Me Jealous

isopod: I bought a mac tonight! Also, waiting until the night before to pack for your move across...

Aug 8th

Who Can I Sue? - Time Magazine

Aug 8th

What Would Willy Wonka Do?

I just saw Sweet Tarts in a TUBE. I Am Not Kidding.

Aug 8th

Holy f'ing shit.

toomuchawesome: Just watched Hot Rod. My life has been changed forevs. Finally watched it myself 2...

Aug 6th

thedoctr: Forgot I had this…I love the olds sitting behind...

Aug 5th

Just cos I like it.

Aug 5th

“Sometimes if I have a boner that won’t go down, I...”
— Beavis, on the music of...

Aug 3rd

Geez. I Was A Bad Person.

Just watching Breakfast Club again as a 39 year old… I really was that mean… that...

Aug 2nd

WTF? The 80's Are Classics For HBO??

HBO is showing The Breakfast Club. I, for one, am thrilled to see it on tv without edit. But, um,...

Aug 2nd

ARRGGGGG!!! MONTAUK MONSTER EATS BRITNEY SPEARS IN TINY...

Aug 2nd

mabelmoments: www.photovoice.org Change the Picture It...

Aug 2nd

Scruffy Rushdie not a happy chappy.

mabelmoments: www.guardian.co.uk ‘I was never called Scruffy’ - Rushdie set to sue over former...

Aug 2nd

Doug Stanhope is a Republican

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTOQhPd2Xh4 (I can’t figure out how to embed videos outside...

Aug 2nd

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If you can watch this and not cry, you have no soul.

Aug 2nd

Querry:

Why can I drink canned beer (shudder) so much faster than a bottle?  They are the same ounces…...

Aug 2nd

The Most Serene Party Ever

I have exactly 4 days left at my hell job. I am quietly celebrating all by myself- with a big grin...

Aug 2nd

No More Please

I am so goddamn sick of the underbite Guido from where? Williamsburg? with the way too good/nice for...

Aug 2nd

isopod: Things that scare the living daylights out of me: When, while laying in bed, nearly...

Aug 2nd

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toomuchawesome: I don’t like to throw the word around, but Gary Oldman is a goddamn genius. ...

Aug 2nd

isopod: A year ago, today, I was driving through the mountains in Northern California on what my...

Aug 2nd

toomuchawesome: This is where I will be this time tomorrow....

Aug 2nd

Chewbacca swivels under bras with sunburned...

Aug 1st

Did you know there was a page for Bad Fads?...

Aug 1st

Sad Day- Redneck Neighbor Seems to have bit...

Aug 1st

I Hate Barbra Streisand

Aug 1st

youequalsfucktard: triciaward: jakob (via chromogenic) ...

Aug 1st

A Little Relief

I got an unexpected pay check from school today- I forgot I had worked 3 days in July and had a $400...

Aug 1st