I Am Not Kidding: Archive

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Oct 2nd

DYLAN IS THE DADDY!

If you don’t know who Dylan or the baby are, you sir, are a Communist!

Oct 1st

McCain co-sponsered a bill in 2005 that...

McCain was right. (Bill was killed in committee by Dems in strict party-line vote)...

Oct 1st

McCain Co-Sponsored Reforms of Fannie &...

SO WHY AREN’T OBAMA-MANIACS ADDRESSING THIS HORROR? AND WHY ARE 2 FORMER HEADS OF FANNIE...

Oct 1st

heh I just posted a clip of this over the weekend and caused...

Sep 30th

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Wasn’t there something wrong with Moreschi from birth that made him almost a...

Sep 30th

I Have To Go To Court

Yeah so I talked to the attorney’s office that filed suit against me today. I got some flunky...

Sep 30th

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Heh, or a few dimes? I picked up my summons today. It was for a Capital One credit card from 1995....

Sep 29th

Jimmy Smits doing Mexican porn?

What the heck is Jimmy Smits doing on Dexter looking like a 70’s porn star?!

Sep 29th

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I became fascinated with the castrato a couple years ago and did a lot of digging around and reading...

Sep 29th

How I Know I Am Still Sick

1) I didn’t vacuum once all weekend 2) I didn’t get through a single glass of wine...

Sep 29th

True Blood Tonight

Much better. Understood Tara’s attachment to Jason better. The bit about the boner-from-hell?...

Sep 29th

YAY! I am so glad you went there, liked it and bought stuff!...

Sep 28th

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The Golem- The Jewish Frankenstein

Sep 28th

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Dr Caligari. Cubist Horror? Cubism is rather a horror in and of itself, though.

Sep 28th

"Eeets Ah Toomah!"

I swear to Goodness, if I didn’t know I had Shingles, I’d think I had a brain tumor. My...

Sep 28th

It’s alive…. ALIVE! and needs a shave. (anyone...

Sep 28th

Wander around downtown, which was always my favorite thing to do. Best restaurants down there...

Sep 27th

Shut Up Shingles

Last night is the first night I slept all the night through in over 2 weeks. The pain in my face is...

Sep 27th

Dirty Sexy Money

SoapNet, of all places, has been running a marathon of the first season of Dirty Sexy Money and I...

Sep 27th

Sniff Sniff

isopod: Goodbye, Paul. You did so much more than salad dressing.

Sep 27th

One of the attractions at the infamous South of the Border

Sep 27th

“Next year Mommy says I can use a Spork!”

Sep 27th

“BRAINS! BRAINS! I can smell your BRAINS!”

Sep 27th

There is something very kiddie-vampire-porn going on...

Sep 27th

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randomlunatic: Funny Little Girl Beatbox (via chongastube). Ladies & gentlemen, I bring you...

Sep 26th

I hope Caylee Anthony is found one...

randomlunatic: And I hope there is some justice for the child. But there is something so deeply...

Sep 26th

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Matthew Sweet- Girlfriend Letterman, the 90’s

Sep 26th

Listen

Oh how perfectly glorious! tylercoates: It’s late September and I really should be back at school.

Sep 26th

OK seriously?

Dear Conbon, If there had been a football game tonight, would you be: A) Happy B) Sad C)...

Sep 26th

Mad Men

Peggy is totes gonna bang a priest, isn’t she??? Uh huh, uh huh! And it took a Catholic...

Sep 26th

Target is a high-priced hooker

So, yeah. I am a Target’ fan. Actually, I have gone from only being allowed to hit Target once...

Sep 26th

FINALLY

Also, I have thought all along you have been talking about USC- as in the Gamecocks. No? ...

Sep 26th

FINALLY

yes, three of them. And I live on Tobacco Road. We only win at basketball. So we ignore football....

Sep 26th

Lame David Blaine blames Bush for 60...

Everybody blames W for everything, and now David Blaine has jumped on the B train. Blaine pointed...

Sep 26th

7 miles from my house, this afternoon.

Sep 26th

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Watching this reminds me what a stunning job Jeffrey Wright did in Basquiat... also, of course,...

Sep 26th

Who are the world's most obnoxious tourists?...

Sep 26th

Andy in the requisite black turtleneck ...

Sep 26th

Wilmington's Screen Gems Studios

Production Credits We’ve been around for over 25 years and been involved in over 300 projects...

Sep 26th

Wilmington's Screen Gems Studios breaks...

WILMINGTON, NC - Thursday morning, Governor Mike Easley joined several local leaders in Wilmington...

Sep 26th

My lovely city. (and if you are a fan of Empire Records,...

Sep 26th

What I would’ve looked like if I’d been a member...

Sep 26th

Sarah Palin could’ve cured cancer during this interview and all Pareene would say is, ...

Sep 26th

I turned my heat on tonight. isopod: Things that make me smile: a gloriously grey, sixty-five...

Sep 26th

Kitchen Nightmares

Let’s see if I can get this posted before my connection craps out again! First, I have a huge...

Sep 26th

Shut Up Tropical Storm

Internet now going in and out. Yay.

Sep 26th

Global Warming, My Butt

I just turned my heat on. In September. In the South. Fuck.

Sep 25th

“It’s about rules, son. Without rules we’d all be...”
— Red Foreman

Sep 25th

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Flooding here (Carolina Beach- my school’s district) this afternoon. Buses had to go through...

Sep 25th

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Bad ass waterspout over Surf City today!

Sep 25th

What a remarkable age it is in which we...

This year we had to, as public school teachers, read our state’s law on dropping off your...

Sep 25th

Coke Whore Hanna's Drunken Redneck...

So a few weeks ago we, on the Carolina coast, got hit by Tropical Storm Hanna and I compared her to...

Sep 25th

The Fabulous Stains is a true blessing of a messy,...

Sep 25th

Calling out a truly disgusting political...

My father will be quite surprised with the ad as he is a 15 year survivor of two bouts with melanoma...

Sep 25th

Zzzzzz.........

Substitute doggie with kitty and Buffy with Angel and you have my evening in a nutshell! (and...

Sep 25th

My beautiful little weirdo- Sid.

Sep 25th

This is how my face and head feel tonight.

Sep 25th

GPOYW Don’t look at my shingle-face!

Sep 24th

Shingles and Summons

I found out today that I have Shingles. On my face. YAY. It fucking hurts. When I got home from the...

Sep 24th

Media Turning Blind Eye to Left's New...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008 By Greg Gutfeld Remember back in April when Barack Obama said rural...

Sep 24th

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Um Mabel, what the hell IS this thing?! tylercoates: BEWARE THE CASSOWARY!!!

Sep 24th

“Why was it, I wondered, that I was most passionate talking...”
— Pat Conroy, The Prince of...

Sep 24th

McCain Aide’s Firm Was Paid by Freddie Mac -...

Sep 24th

branduponthebrain: ridiculous OOOOO! That was FUN!

Sep 23rd

I Still Heart Faiser

I so totally would’ve done him in Grad School. But not law school. I only banged big dumb hot...

Sep 23rd

Colloquialism?

isopod: bowlingalleylawyer: dearconbon: What is the word for the name of a particular product...

Sep 23rd

Euphemism or Synonym?

dearconbon: What is the word for the name of a particular product replacing that of whatever the...

Sep 23rd

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You’ll have autumn in Charleston. It just won’t get there until November. You...

Sep 23rd

New Age of Mad Men?

I’ve noticed a trend lately in that companies are asking you, the consumer, to come up with...

Sep 23rd

Shut Up Match.com

We get it. There are “quirky” people there who wear Robin Hood hats.

Sep 23rd

branduponthebrain: Werner Herzog doing his own production...

Sep 23rd

Note to Self:

Do not attempt an acrylic nail fill-in on your right hand when you are right-handed and slightly...

Sep 23rd

branduponthebrain: Werner Herzog doing his own production...

Sep 23rd

Pet Peeve

#999999+1- People who say “PACIFICALLY” instead of “SPECIFICALLY”

Sep 22nd

Pet Peeve

#999999- People who say “Let’s call a TRUTHS” instead of “TRUCE”.

Sep 22nd

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This guy makes Billy Mays look like U Thant. Love the head phones you use at the state fair hawking...

Sep 22nd

randomlunatic: My wife was looking at a photo of the...

Sep 22nd

Turtle 1: FUCK YOU! Turtle 2: I love you, Darlene....

Sep 22nd

True Blood

thedabara: bowlingalleylawyer: I didn’t like tonight’s episode. It deviated too much from the...

Sep 22nd

Enter Sandman via LOLCats

Sep 22nd

“Up to 10,000 staff at the New York office of the bankrupt...”
— Fury at $2.5bn bonus for...

Sep 22nd

Hey, you know what John McCain has more...

Redistribution of wealth would be better in your mind I guess? He shouldn’t be allowed to have...

Sep 22nd

True Blood

I didn’t like tonight’s episode. It deviated too much from the book (in significant...

Sep 22nd

You fucking asshole. Yeah, you know who...

This chick and the dude from The World’s Scariest/Longest Personal Ad should get together and...

Sep 21st

OCD and Children's Books

So yeah, the OCD is baaack! Along with the jaw clinching and inability to sleep… yay. All...

Sep 21st

I was digging around trying to find recent pics of the...

Sep 21st

World's Longest and WORST Personal Ad

Words fail me. This is either very funny. Or fucking scary as shit.

Sep 21st

Mr. Cafferty, It’s not Race, It’s Obama!

Jack, I’m appalled. Yesterday on your CNN blog you made the outrageous claim that the only way to...

Sep 21st

*sniff sniff* This makes me homesick. isopod: Though she...

Sep 21st

Travis Barker has been burned from the waist down, but he is expected to survive the plane crash. DJ...

Sep 20th

Wreckage of Travis Barker/DJ AM plane crash. Pretty gross...

Sep 20th

“Opening up the health insurance market to more vigorous...”
— John McCain expresses a desire...

Sep 20th

Digiorno Spicy Chicken Pizza Is No...

I don’t let myself eat pizza very often anymore. My middle-aged ass can’t deal....

Sep 20th

Wait, wait… you own Soap: The Complete Series and you...

Sep 20th

My Internet Addiction. Let me show you...

If everything in the entire world wasn’t blocked on my work computer I’d be surfing...

Sep 20th

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Stephen Fretwell- “Run” More purdy. “Tell me tomorrow. I’ll wait by the...

Sep 19th

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Stephen Fretwell- “Bad Bad you, Bad Bad me” Such a purdy song.

Sep 19th

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This makes me happy on so many levels. How did THIS get made in Hollywood??

Sep 19th

“… a socialist policy is abhorrent to the […]...”
— Winston Churchill

Sep 18th

Today's Lesson: Socialism

Socialism refers to a broad array of ideologies and political movements with the goal of a...

Sep 18th

Correcting the Lies

So many of you have been quick to jump on the latest Palin smears out there; ready to believe even...

Sep 18th

“To sit back hoping that someday, some way, someone will make...”
— Ronald Reagan (Think hard...

Sep 18th

Lynn Forester de Rothschild, Member of...

Today the McCain-Palin campaign announced the endorsement of Lynn Forester de Rothschild, a...

Sep 18th

Liberals That Are Against Wiretapping Are OK With Palin’s E-Mail Being Hacked. Why?

Sep 18th

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OBAMA HATES SOLDIERS

Sep 18th

The Wilkow Guide to Media Perception

In the wake of all the nutty Palin assaults in the media and even here on Tumblr, I present the...

Sep 18th

Obama Financial Advisors Hate You

Obama’s two economic advisors are former Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac CEO’s who may have pulled...

Sep 18th

Hunk-A Hunk-A White Christmas? thedoctr: Lowe’s, you...

Sep 18th

Living On A Meditation?

thedoctr: The Doctor is currently standing 4 feet away from both Jon Bon Jovi and Deepak Chopra. I’m...

Sep 18th

Even my dog is on Prozac.

We were told to consider putting our Pit Bull on Prozac. I said not before me! At 5 years old she...

Sep 17th

I wanna go as Lazlo Hollyfeld. (I own it too!) defeatism: ...

Sep 17th

One Tree Hill

This show is filmed in the high school where I teach. We always know when filming is starting back...

Sep 17th

tylercoates: I’ve had this dresser since I was in fourth...

Sep 17th

isopod: Tailfeather from Buttercup Punch posted this today: “…Rather, this is about something I...

Sep 17th

Dennis Miller

Does anyone else listen to his radio show? I always forget it is on, but caught about 15 minutes of...

Sep 16th

“Gene Weingarten: Yeah. In my experience, people either love...”
— Sneezer here too… get...

Sep 16th

Raising the Bar

Not digging Zach Morris’s new show. The crap Malcolm’s mom is pulling as a judge would...

Sep 16th

True Blood.

I’ve read 5 of the 8 books (waiting on 6 to show up any day now) and I like the show so far....

Sep 15th

Atlantic Monthly Used Photographer Who Admits...

Sep 15th

I Won The NC Lottery!

Yep, I got one number and the Power Ball! For a total of $4. That, minus the cost of the ticket, is...

Sep 15th

Last week I paid $3.52. Tonight it was up to $4.03. Nuts. ...

Sep 15th

Wait, what?! I’m not remembering this fucking horror...

Sep 14th

Art Frahm was an odd man. His works are like Norman Rockwell...

Sep 14th

Shirley MacLaine is a Bitch

And I love her for it. I also love that she didn’t put on some cheap fakey French accent to...

Sep 14th

American Food Holidays

I was born on National Cinnamon Crescent Day. Also, my birth month is National Florida Tomato...

Sep 13th

The Internets Hate Me Again

I have to use IE tonight cos Tumblr fucked itself all up… I can’t navigate IE so even...

Sep 13th

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HOLY SHIT. YOU MUST WATCH THIS! This is the funniest thing I have seen… like all month. Yes,...

Sep 13th

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I’d like to buy that Bear a Beer inothernews: Whatever, dude. You KNOW that bear costume...

Sep 13th

The Trifecta of Being Fucked

Feeling defeated little camper? Buck up- have a drink, yell at your TV/computer/cat/dog/whatever and...

Sep 13th

Tumblr Still Hates Netscape...

…and I still fucking hate the shit out of IE. BUT, whatever the hell they did to Tumblr in...

Sep 13th

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Shalamar- “Dead Giveaway” Shalamar and Jody Watley were badass

Sep 13th

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Ready For The World- “Oh Shelia” You just KNOW these dudes had plastic bags over their...

Sep 13th

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Jermaine Stewart- “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” We referred to this as...

Sep 13th

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Sly Fox- “Let’s Go All The Way” If gay cowboys with accordians didn’t get...

Sep 13th

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Kon Kan- “I Beg Your Pardon” Let’s get this 80’s Dance Party started...

Sep 13th

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“Sleestak Are Scary!” More Sleestak goodness

Sep 13th

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Chaka Khan, Sleestaks and Chakka! Holy shit there is so much good packed into such a tiny package...

Sep 13th

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Sigmund and the Sea Monsters I am showing my age here (and with HR Puff N Stuff before) but this...

Sep 13th

Houston, Are You There??

My BFFFFF and former Roomie just called me from the now very windy city of Houston. I’ve been...

Sep 13th

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HR Puff N Stuff They are my MySpace friends!

Sep 13th

All my vices. I know I am too late to enter the Slovenly...

Sep 12th

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In honor of the “not ill” Il. and Arec Bawrin IS worthless- even more than ever.

Sep 12th

And THERE it is...

The soreness has finally set in from starting back to the gym (ya know? like yesterday). Among other...

Sep 12th

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I deem this “BMT”. No, not Bowel Movement Thursday, but BAD MUSIC THURSDAY (although if...

Sep 12th

Parallel Lives?

So do you think if we were in the same room at the same time, we’d cause some wrinkle in the...

Sep 12th

Never ask the internet for anything....

Sep 11th

Hatin' On Sarah

“According to many in the media, we truly have discovered someone worse than Hitler — and...

Sep 11th

You hate America?

me: i think being "superpoked" in order "to remember 9/11" is reason 423 of why i hate america.
patrick: really? someone did that?
me: yes
patrick: [referencing possible facebook feed] "terrorists have superpoked the world trade center"

Sep 11th

I'm Not Worthy

If you started your period today too, we maybe should move in together and stuff… ;) ...

Sep 11th

GPOYW (I missed it last week)

Sep 10th

I'm Not Worthy

So last night my laptop ate itself (after last week’s joy of the keypad going out for the 2nd...

Sep 10th

Lipstickgate

cajunboy: The thing that boggles my mind about this ridiculous distraction tactic by the McCain...

Sep 10th

Too Bitter to Apologize or Admit You...

For a week now folks like Cajun Boy (and lots more of you) have been quick to post all the rumors...

Sep 10th

“A recent e-mail message to McCain fund-raisers unveiled new...”
— (Image courtesy Newsday) ...

Sep 10th

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blakeley: verenasays: And this just made me seriously laugh my ass off. [via Gawker] It made...

Sep 9th

Getting Old Is Stupid

I swear to God, every time I lose 5 lbs or more my face starts sagging! gah. Which lead me today to...

Sep 9th

um ok

I spoke too soon. My sister would only wear that outfit to the club pool. *yawn*

Sep 8th

It is sad

that the peson I have like most so far is Miley Cyrus. What the hell is this Pink crap? I used to...

Sep 8th

Where is...

Justin Timberlake and, like, Madonna? I’m not even a Madonna fan, but this show is just making...

Sep 8th

who is

this black kid who can’t even manage to keep his pants on and is grabbing his penis as though...

Sep 8th

Oh Katy Perry, No.

You and your skin-tight white onesie just doesn’t do it for an MTV iconic song like...

Sep 8th

Jonas Brothers

Cal me unAmerican, but I just don’t get them. Or like them. I know, I know, I am an...

Sep 8th

Fuck Me, Genetics

Demi Moore looks like she could be my kid. She is older than I am. By quite a bit. Of course in 10...

Sep 8th

“NYT: Fusing Politics and Motherhood in New Way → ...”
— soupsoup

Sep 8th

21 minutes in

(to the recast) and there have already been 2 nods to Oasis. Do they have a new album finally coming...

Sep 8th

Russell Brand

This guy looks like that Tourette’s Syndrome VJ MTV had back in the early 90’s. What was...

Sep 8th

Jamie Fox?

I had no idea who that guy yelling at me was for a few seconds. Wha…?

Sep 8th

The VMA’s decided to get political… and with a Brit. And THAT Brit. Yeah. ok.

Sep 8th

ugh

Why do all black BFF girlfriends in movies and on tv have to be of the “sassy and...

Sep 8th

so far

it “looks” right. the town, the bar, the people… The change in Tara is still...

Sep 8th

Bill the Vampire

Oh heavens… hotTER than I pictured. GREAT casting. And Jason- um yeah… hot and nasty...

Sep 8th

Character Fuck Up

Tara is not a prominent character in the books, she doesn’t work in Wal-Mart (she owns her own...

Sep 8th

Off to a good start

The first scene of True Blood isn’t from the books, but good and appropriately catchy.

Sep 8th

Suck It

September 7, 2008 Gallup Daily: McCain Moves Ahead, 48% to 45% McCain enjoying increase in support...

Sep 8th

TRUE BLOOD!

9pm! Tonight! HBO! Watch it! W00T!

Sep 8th

Sep 7th

lilasweetheart: dabas: PUPPY!!!!! i know it’s not a...

Sep 7th

Hanna The Coke Whore

Well we survived Hanna and she wasn’t anywhere near as bad as we had braced for. She did,...

Sep 7th

defeatism: It’s been converting for FOUR FUCKING HOURS. ...

Sep 6th

We're OK!

Bowling Alley is intact. :)

Sep 6th

EEEK!

Ok that’s it. Everything just popped, then flashed, then went out and then came back on. I...

Sep 6th

Drops of Jupiter

Thanks honey. The cats are still pacing and howling, but on my bed now. I will soon be adding a...

Sep 6th

Train

The “train-going-by-outside” sound has started. Internet won’t last much longer.

Sep 6th

I have the same Calphalon fry pan. you messy thang! ...

Sep 6th

My living room with the inclusion of patio table, chairs,...

Sep 6th

Calm. Very Calm.

That is scary. It is now past midnight… this is not a good sign. Level 5 on scare-scale.

Sep 6th

mabelmoments: FOR BAL, to comfort her while she hangs in...

Sep 6th

Do Cats Sweat?

I let the cats out of the bathroom (I had put them in the guest bath as it has no windows) because...

Sep 6th

Oh yeah...

and I brought my front door mat in from the fucking parking lot.

Sep 6th

Live Blogging Hanna

After taking the video of my car sitting next to a tree (even if it is just a Crepe Myrtle!), I went...

Sep 6th

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I am talking in part of this, but the wind drowns me out. What you CAN’T see is my car (the...

Sep 6th

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Ok, so you can’t really SEE anything much in this video as I took it with my phone, but you...

Sep 6th

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Who is Noel Fielding? He looks like a cast off from Velvet Goldmine. That is not a bad thing, mind...

Sep 6th

Watching this show about the abused Vick Pits of course...

Sep 6th

Getting Worse

Rain is very bad. Wind worsening, but not to the scary point yet. Still (obviously!) have power and...

Sep 6th

Turn it to National Geographic Channel

The show is on now about the Vick dogs. It is heart wrenching, but I think we should all know what...

Sep 6th

And Once Again I Foolishly Thought it...

Everyone but Woolie ignored my manifesto on how bad things have gotten ‘round Gawker for a...

Sep 6th

Watch

You can hear the wind chimes in the background. Still relatively calm. Landfall is projected for the...

Sep 5th

Two hours later than the previous pic I posted and things...

Sep 5th

Quandary

I’m fighting whether I should just sit here and eat my brains out while I still have power...

Sep 5th

Can We Stick A Cattle Prod Up Michael...

“Dog Town: The Michael Vick Dogs” premiers tonight on the National Geographic Channel at...

Sep 5th

The calm…

Sep 5th

Obama and Ayers- Why isn't this an...

As Democrats and Independents weigh who they want to run against John McCain in the fall, answer...

Sep 5th

Obama worked with terrorist

Sep 5th

Hurricanes and Animals

As the weather worsens, my cats have gotten closer to me. Right now there is one snuggled up as...

Sep 5th

Hurricane Update

My neighbor just got new furniture delivered from Ashley Furniture. What did she do with the old...

Sep 5th

What it's like to be an insomniac.

As a regular sufferer, I feel your pain. I waffle between ambition and sorrow on the nights it...

Sep 5th

Hello Hanna!

And the first downpour just started (through which I have to trudge in order to pay the rent I...

Sep 5th

In honor of the Sex Pistols…

Sep 5th

Taco Punch

Sep 5th

Cos Jasmine scented Angel Snot is the best Angel Snot…

Sep 5th

HOLY SHIT! HBO's "True Blood"

Yes yes… another Alan Ball show is exciting in and of itself (didnt he recently do a grim...

Sep 5th

HOLY SHIT! HBO's "True Blood"

is the Charlaine Harris Southern Vampire series of novels I have been reading for a couple months...

Sep 4th

At Least You Are In An Office

tylercoates: At least the girls I’m working for are nice. After assembling 95 packets and putting...

Sep 4th

My Hurricane Survival Guide

Schools are closed tomorrow because of Hanna so I have had a sweet 3 day week. I hit the Wal-Mart...

Sep 4th

Doing Damage Control?

dearconbon: Just in case any of you were genuinely won over by one speech. Bridge to Nowhere. ...

Sep 4th

Smackdown. Hands Down.

inothernews: Is it possible that everyone, especially the critics, were worried that she would do...

Sep 4th

Truth Hurting Your Wittle Obama-maniac...

“on palin I can’t watch this anymore. It just feels catty and dirty. There’s a reason I don’t like...

Sep 4th

Palin's Speech: Stay Gold Pony Boy

She is only calling Obama “Our Opponent”… And is ripping him to shreds. heehee

Sep 4th

Hanna Update: We're Fucked in Wilmington

Updated: var wn_last_ed_date = getLEDate("Sept 3, 2008 6:49 PM EST");...

Sep 4th

Liberal Frustration? Or Is It Just Blind...

I wrote this last Friday, and then stepped away from my computer and the interweb for quite a few...

Sep 4th

When I say this, people call me a stupid...

tylercoates: I’ve always considered myself a Democrat, even in the last few years when I’ve had a...

Sep 3rd

Hanna Will Affect The Coastal Carolinas

Updated: var wn_last_ed_date = getLEDate("Sept 3, 2008 10:49 AM EST");...

Sep 3rd

isopod: Things that definitely do not make me smile:...

Sep 3rd

isopod: Yuck. Will likely have to evacuate tomorrow. Us...

Sep 3rd

3 Hours of Sleep + Broken Keypad =...

Combine 3 hours of sleep with my broken keypad and a bizarre email exchange with Drew suddenly spun...

Sep 3rd

'cipherin

m keboard is fucked up. some leers don’ work. see if ou can figure ou wha he hell i am ring o...

Sep 3rd

BowlingAlleyLaw: In 10 yrs of experience I...

Sep 2nd

I Am Not Kidding

2009

2008

DYLAN IS THE DADDY!

McCain co-sponsered a bill in 2005 that...

McCain Co-Sponsored Reforms of Fannie &...

I Have To Go To Court

Jimmy Smits doing Mexican porn?

How I Know I Am Still Sick

True Blood Tonight

"Eeets Ah Toomah!"

Shut Up Shingles

Dirty Sexy Money

*Sniff Sniff*

I hope Caylee Anthony is found one...

OK seriously?

Mad Men

Target is a high-priced hooker

FINALLY

FINALLY

Lame David Blaine blames Bush for 60...

Wilmington's Screen Gems Studios

Wilmington's Screen Gems Studios breaks...

Kitchen Nightmares

Shut Up Tropical Storm

Global Warming, My Butt

What a remarkable age it is in which we...

Coke Whore Hanna's Drunken Redneck...

Calling out a truly disgusting political...

Zzzzzz.........

Shingles and Summons

Media Turning Blind Eye to Left's New...

I Still Heart Faiser

Colloquialism?

Euphemism or Synonym?

New Age of Mad Men?

Shut Up Match.com

Note to Self:

Pet Peeve

Pet Peeve

True Blood

Hey, you know what John McCain has more...

True Blood

You fucking asshole. Yeah, you know who...

OCD and Children's Books

World's Longest and WORST Personal Ad

Mr. Cafferty, It’s not Race, It’s Obama!

Digiorno Spicy Chicken Pizza Is No...

My Internet Addiction. Let me show you...

Today's Lesson: Socialism

Correcting the Lies

Lynn Forester de Rothschild, Member of...

The Wilkow Guide to Media Perception

Obama Financial Advisors Hate You

Living On A Meditation?

Even my dog is on Prozac.

One Tree Hill

Dennis Miller

Raising the Bar

True Blood.

I Won The NC Lottery!

Shirley MacLaine is a Bitch

American Food Holidays

The Internets Hate Me Again

The Trifecta of Being Fucked

Tumblr Still Hates Netscape...

Houston, Are You There??

And THERE it is...

Parallel Lives?

Hatin' On Sarah

You hate America?

I'm Not Worthy

I'm Not Worthy

Lipstickgate

Too Bitter to Apologize or Admit You...

Getting Old Is Stupid

um ok

It is sad

Where is...

who is

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