I Am Not Kidding

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oh Tumblr, I have things to tell you!

but my eyes are closing. I ate too much pasta and am...
Feb 1st
Listen Listen
bebelestrange: adam ant - strip
Feb 1st
Warch Watch
camelcity: A number of Wake Forest University alums, such as Ricky Van Veen (College Humor...
Feb 1st

okay y'all. I am here, why is everyone...

(via sistermarymartha) I am begrudgingly getting dressed to go to the gym. Then I get to get a...
Jan 31st
“I love you more than a new Audi.”
— me to Sid. This is a mostly...
Jan 31st

the votes are in!

numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: numbersixspeaks: Stilettos usually run about four to six...
Jan 31st

the votes are in!

numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: wow- that was unanimous (and almost entirely male, I might...
Jan 31st

the votes are in!

wow- that was unanimous (and almost entirely male, I might add) and I shall be buying #24...
Jan 31st

i have a bruise on the middle of my...

notthatkindagay: (via elizabethanne) badly aimed donkey punch? you.are.so.wrong. and I love...
Jan 31st

Cluelessness...

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: When the clerk at the grocery asks, “you going to watch the game this...
Jan 31st
inothernews: ...
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
numbersixspeaks: Richard O’Brien - Science Fiction Double Feature, from Rocky Horror Picture Show
Jan 31st

RJ Reynolds Continues To Give Back to...

camelcity: Although we don’t support smoking, we here at Camel City Tumblr are grateful for what...
Jan 31st

a day without tumblr is not a day at all

silentsigh: noahkai | lhh | diamonds-n-rubies
Jan 31st
sedatedm: Damn skippy. (Via) Natalie Dee FTW
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
chuffedlittlemuffin: Beat on the Brat A.U.T.O. my ugly boys….
Jan 31st
QUICK! Which pair should I buy??
Jan 31st

Cute, even when he's sick

clarityunfiltered: francine: the other day my seven year old niece asked me ”how you do get a...
Jan 31st

Sometimes...

chfdigital: …after a particularly tough week — where sleep is a luxury — I am dead by the time...
Jan 31st

When I was 15, my parents installed a...

randomlunatic: … and gave me a dial phone. It was brown, with a fake alligator-like hide on the...
Jan 31st

5 minutes to Fraiser.

I can finally start winding down and going to bed. I drank 2 whole beers after I got home and have a...
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
randyhaddock: RNC Chairman Michael Steele’s Acceptance Speech Scroll over to 2:03 for the actual...
Jan 31st
clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: Smile Friday! ...
Jan 31st

I been sittin here just wastin time....

Indeed.
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
mabelmoments: mialopez: alexrambles: Earth Wind & Fire - Let’s Groove Ladies and...
Jan 31st

Also, thanks a lot BAL: Now I just want...

(via minou) ha! that is another bonus of my ex. he just finished his concealed class and is waiting...
Jan 31st

So BAL, I guess this means pizza was a...

minou: bowlingalleylawyer: (via subjecttochange) yep. pizza, a movie, 2 cigarettes and I hit...
Jan 31st
unchienandalou: MySpace.com - View Image - My Photos - Photo...
Jan 31st
I finally got to watch this tonight. I think libs and cons...
Jan 31st
empty pizza box, my diet coke, and the top of the ex’s...
Jan 31st

So BAL, I guess this means pizza was a...

(via subjecttochange) yep. pizza, a movie, 2 cigarettes and I hit the road. Short and sweet and...
Jan 31st

Sid is jealous I saw the other babies...

She has drug out all her toys and lined them up next to my bed. She is now sitting alone in the...
Jan 31st
Kira also luvz pizza. a lot.
Jan 31st
Dis is mah dawg. Hur name iz Kira. She luvz Mommy. (and...
Jan 31st
benwoodall: for Calcium via Encyclopedia Dramatica ...
Jan 31st
This is my 3rd cat, Daisy. I don’t post many pics of...
Jan 31st
I got to fondle this beautiful baby tonight. LOVED it. (and...
Jan 31st

*WARNING to SMM* Look away from your...

Imma post something you don’t wanna see, okay?
Jan 31st
click for the picture
Jan 31st
hikergirl: Apostrophe Catastrophe “On the streets of...
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
karenuhoh: This is for every dorky guy out there who believed a guitar, a haircut, and a pair of...
Jan 31st
Warch Watch
sedatedm: I’m too sexy - Right Said Fred No? I’m too sex-aye for my bra.
Jan 31st
Smile Friday!
Jan 31st
Listen Listen
unchienandalou: snuh: Public Image Ltd: The Order Of Death Ever get the feeling you’ve been...
Jan 31st

Nappy-nap time.

SMM if you figure it out shoot me an email at cemlaw at gmail and let me know I can try again. I...
Jan 30th

Dually Noted, BAL. ;-)

thedoctr: And that it was dually posted. bowlingalleylawyer: (via thedoctr) ha! I have no idea...
Jan 30th
notthatkindagay: Here’s your new RNC Chairman, Michael...
Jan 30th
SMM- huh?! I got this message twice in a row when I tried...
Jan 30th

Best "Fuck You" Song?

saintnate: (via shinyredballoon) Depends on the sort of “fuck you.” Break-up, fuck you: “Song...
Jan 30th
“Now is not the time for us to lick our political wounds, now...”
— Republicans prepare to launch...
Jan 30th
“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if...”
—  Earl Wilson (via davereed)
Jan 30th
“…for we are all dreadfully cracked about the head and sadly...”
— Herman Melville, Moby Dick...
Jan 30th

Dually Noted, BAL. ;-)

(via thedoctr) ha! I have no idea what this is in reference to, but I’m gonna go with the...
Jan 30th
nechamaelle: kari-shma: (via: Shoeboxblog)
Jan 30th
randomlunatic: Weather can become an obsession with me, I...
Jan 30th
AccuWeather.com - So, I mentioned the '93...
Jan 30th
Family: Octuplets' mother has 6 other...
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
numbersixspeaks: Berlin - The Metro oooo Berlin’y Goodness.
Jan 30th

Long Service Leave

mabelmoments: Next year I actually get long service leave. In Australia… and I think NZ… after 10...
Jan 30th

SMM-did you get my email?

I wanna make sure I have the right PayPal addy!
Jan 30th
blakeley: startmeup: James Jankowaik I am loving this....
Jan 30th

I have a nosebleed & didn't realize it...

wtf?
Jan 30th
sunnygrl: oh yes planettampon: (via nicoleok) 1 Gallo,...
Jan 30th
sunnygrl: oh yes planettampon: (via nicoleok) 1 Gallo,...
Jan 30th

Do you ever answer your phone in your...

sistermarymartha: That was me at 2:20 this MORNING. I do. Then I try to act like I wasn’t...
Jan 30th
Listen Listen
saintnate: kurisutin: i want you to want me by cheap trick I used to sing this to a girlfriend,...
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: Clinton Impeachment Remember that time we impeached that guy who gave us a...
Jan 30th
notthatkindagay: bandwagonpete: thank you ntkg for...
Jan 30th

Fuck. I should be asleep.

Not tumbling and drinking wine. I’ll be the suck tomorrow.
Jan 30th

What sort of gay is notthatkindagay?

notthatkindagay: bowlingalleylawyer: nechamaelle: And what sort is he not? All this ambiguity...
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
sistermarymartha: Al Green, How Can You Mend A Broken Heart
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
wooliebear: JoBoxers, Just Got Lucky Fun fact! They’re all from the UK except the lead singer,...
Jan 30th
unchienandalou: dailystendhal: crowned: ...
Jan 30th
shetoldmesomemore: coming home to this fuzzy face makes me...
Jan 30th
Warch Watch
wooliebear: Tracey Ullman, They Don’t Know BAL! HA! I always loved this tune. Takes on a WHOLE...
Jan 30th

huh. It's almost Friday.

where’d the time go?
Jan 30th

So ya'll are "liking" the ex/date...

lawful: wooliebear: bowlingalleylawyer: BUT… do I DO this? He can’t even pick up the phone...
Jan 30th

So ya'll are "liking" the ex/date...

clarityunfiltered: Preventative measures. Haha… Yeah, you might be over the hurt, but that...
Jan 30th
benwoodall: Watching Paul Blart: Mall Cop cuz it’s been #1...
Jan 30th

Which is to say, I can solicit advice...

sistermarymartha: BAL, I suspect you are the same way. heh true… but I like getting a...
Jan 30th

So ya'll are "liking" the ex/date...

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: BUT… do I DO this? He can’t even pick up the phone and...
Jan 30th
for you SMM. sometimes I share my toys.
Jan 30th

So ya'll are "liking" the ex/date...

BUT… do I DO this? He can’t even pick up the phone and call me. DO I DO THIS??? ...
Jan 30th

This Pinotage is washing that sleeve of...

sistermarymartha: (via bowlingalleylawyer) I hate you so much right now. See: previous post ...
Jan 30th

This Pinotage is washing that sleeve of...

Jan 30th
“The most important thing a father can do for his children is...”
— Theodore M. Hesburgh (via...
Jan 30th

IT'S CALLED A DOUBLE STANDARD AND I WAS...

If you are going to comment, I’d suggest you KEEP UP.
Jan 30th

And that's an automatic UnFollow.

Jan 30th

Why would you delete my comment?

it wasn’t mean or aggressive. it pointed out you made a mistake in judging my post.
Jan 30th
urbanredneck: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Jan 30th

ok, so the ex and a date thing....

I said I was going to stop responding to the emails and texts, right? Wrong. This morning he...
Jan 30th
(via unchienandalou) not that much what’s up with...
Jan 30th
unchienandalou: (via commonchant)
Jan 30th
urbanredneck: apileupwho:sincewhendoessheblog: SNPD - geek...
Jan 30th
benwoodall: I don’t know what this meme is…but I feel the...
Jan 30th
wooliebear: HOSPITAL managers have called in an exorcist...
Jan 30th

What sort of gay is notthatkindagay?

nechamaelle: And what sort is he not? All this ambiguity is really not working for me. ...
Jan 30th
File under DAY-UUUUUM!
Jan 30th

The power-nap didn't help.

I’m gonna be worthless in class tonight. bluh. bye bye tumblr
Jan 29th
bringtheruckuss: its time for a dick suckin party!
Jan 29th

I just ate a whole sleeve of Fat Free...

It never pays to skip lunch.
Jan 29th
fatchance: Crop duster, near Dalbys, Virginia (in...
Jan 29th

2/3 of the votes in. Governor of...

notthatkindagay: It was unanimous.
Jan 29th

DEAR TUMBLR:

boredintheburbs: bowlingalleylawyer:numbersixspeaks: No one ever really answers these...
Jan 29th
blakeley: mikehudack: thewordunheard: shebs: In the...
Jan 29th

Oy, happy day?

lawful: So, my firm just cut 10% of our staff and I’m still here. I consider it a minor miracle...
Jan 29th

I think the ex made a date with me...

details to follow.
Jan 29th

DEAR TUMBLR:

numbersixspeaks: No one ever really answers these (passive-aggressive much, Six?) but anyway, here...
Jan 29th

i don't know why but them gay fellas is...

(via bringtheruckuss)
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
boredintheburbs: A compilation of lucky people. Some of these are cool, some unbelievable, and...
Jan 29th
(via bebelestrange) thanks! I am!
Jan 29th

For the record, I think Jessica Simpson...

wooliebear: randyhaddock: She looks like a real woman and I didn’t even mind the mom jeans. And...
Jan 29th

0-177

notthatkindagay: think4yourself: blogonthe: Not a single Republican voted for the Economic...
Jan 29th
Sarah Palin in the eye of the beholder - Josh...
Jan 29th
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend...”
— George Bernard Shaw (via...
Jan 29th
(via randyhaddock)
Jan 29th
“faith. You told me to have it in you. You’re full of shit.”
— It’s your write.: Fe I know...
Jan 29th
“Advertising is based on one thing. Happiness. And you know...”
— Don Drapper ( Jon Hamm) Mad...
Jan 29th
notthatkindagay: washingtonpost.com THATS MY FRIEND...
Jan 29th

I made it. THAT day is over.

I’ve now made it through Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year’s, his Birthday and our...
Jan 29th
you Yankee-type-people… always speakin gibberish. ...
Jan 29th
“You are such an asshole that I am positive we’d be friends...”
— I Am Not Kidding: Win for me,...
Jan 29th

I just found Sid in the closet again.

this time I hadn’t closed the doors yet, at least. I think she is trying to tell me...
Jan 29th
“I want someone to be my Lloyd.”
— All The Love I Could Find (via...
Jan 29th

I think people have missed the point...

britches: …People aren’t criticising Jessica’s size. They are criticising the fact she looks like...
Jan 29th
sistermarymartha: I can handle this. oh yeah. like I...
Jan 29th
from Go (also… the guy from Party of Five was...
Jan 29th
Jan 29th

I just wanna chew on Timothy Olyphant

sistermarymartha: (via bowlingalleylawyer) It’s funny you say this, because for some reason- he...
Jan 29th

I just wanna chew on Timothy Olyphant

Jan 29th
proudpbskid: via www.icanhasforce.com
Jan 29th
bebelestrange: suddenly:Read any good books lately? (via...
Jan 29th
Win for me, none for you.
Jan 29th

Stage 4 cancer. Six months to live.

sedatedm: 3 Weeks ago apart from the common cold, you had never been sick. It cannot be true. ...
Jan 29th

Shut up Dan Hesse, CEO of Sprint. You're...

Jan 29th
Win for me, none for you.
Jan 29th

DAMAGES! go watch it NOW! :)

Jan 29th
proudpbskid: His Life Is Amazing. He’s Got New Boots! (via...
Jan 29th
My little Prada dress in its little Prada bag. Size 4 still...
Jan 29th

ok, I've gotten to the crate of my...

I can wear them… but I will also be 40 in a few months. Keep? Or toss??
Jan 29th
My Johnny Rotten sweater
Jan 29th
What the fuck was I smoking?
Jan 29th
My most favorest sweater evar
Jan 29th
Hey WOOLIE, lemme borrow the sawed off… it looks...
Jan 29th

CHUT UP CHERITA!

Jan 29th
proudpbskid: Is this the grossest food ever? (via dansette) ...
Jan 29th
That shit is packed TIGHT!
Jan 29th
The only problem with being able to fit into all my clothes...
Jan 29th

looks like i get to go talk to a shrink....

(via bringtheruckuss) I fixed that for ya.
Jan 29th

New Damages tonight at 10!

*rubs grubby lil hands together*
Jan 29th

"The average number of sexual partners...

britches: tracylee11: really? Lifetime?!?!?!?! SHIT! I am a sluttypants. 7 is like a monthly...
Jan 29th

I've been hearing lots about this...

nechamaelle: Anyone know how I can see this? When it is on tv? Where I can get it? both...
Jan 29th

People keep saying George Anthony tried...

I think the other half is that he finally admitted to himself (unlike his crazy-as-balls wife) that...
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
chuffedlittlemuffin: You people were lovely today. All objective measures point toward shitty-ass...
Jan 29th
Warch Watch
Total- I Eat Cannibals
Jan 28th

Where's Fluffy?

Jan 28th
davereed: apollosraven: When plans fall through, it’s...
Jan 28th

dear tumblr,

davidkendall: shegoesbam: you are all a bunch of assholes and the longer i spend around here,...
Jan 28th
herheadhurts: bowlingalleylawyer: this has never...
Jan 28th

Can Someone Explain to Me...

chfdigital: …the Tumblrette fascination with Peter W. Knox? I don’t get it at all. Thanks in...
Jan 28th

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!!!

you made me snort ;)
Jan 28th

I am considering applying for a...

I’d have to live in DC for a year, but the money is good and it might be healthy for me to be...
Jan 28th

I support the discretionary fund idea.

(via minou) let the church lady hold the funds. I don’t trust the rest of you...
Jan 28th
this has never happened, evAR. combined with my state...
Jan 28th

I stopped for gas on the way home and...

randomlunatic: bowlingalleylawyer: [snip] I ate some tots. [snip] Is this the genesis of...
Jan 28th

or maybe I should just drink this bottle...

Jan 28th

I stopped for gas on the way home and...

I hope no one saw me. I don’t know how I made it through this day. I even “got”...
Jan 28th
BASTARD! ;)
Jan 28th

I eat cannibals.

sistermarymartha: (via bowlingalleylawyer) BUT DO YOU KNOW WHY CANNIBALS WON’T EAT CLOWNS?...
Jan 28th

I have rarely been so pleased to be HOME...

Jan 28th

I eat cannibals.

Jan 28th
ABC News: Another Lobbyist Headed Into Obama...
Jan 28th
bebelestrange: Aries Personality: Aries is the first sign of the astrological year and is...
Jan 28th
Listen Listen
wooliebear: bebelestrange: bring on the dancing horses - echo & the bunnymen ‘first I’m...
Jan 28th
More doodling
Jan 28th

Wait, you are actual real people?

numbersixspeaks: (via moamy) I resent the accusation. no, but I played one once on...
Jan 28th

It is weirdly warm and wildly windy at...

Jan 28th

I have a paypal.

sistermarymartha: it’s my tumblr name at the gmail. look for some bowling money on Friday!
Jan 28th

I am sitting on a stool at my podium...

I must look as though I will crack at any moment.
Jan 28th
My doodles today-a bandaid a zig zag a heart and my...
Jan 28th

i will be 40 bucks short on utilities,...

(via sistermarymartha)I have been there babe. I get paid in 2 days. Set up a PayPal and I’ll...
Jan 28th

I just burst into tears at the gym.

I should’ve just stayed in bed today.
Jan 28th
Warch Watch
unchienandalou: Rockwell - Somebody’s Watching Me (via SarAlexRipper1) I always sing this in the...
Jan 28th

Today is my anniversary- the real one.

oh wait. that’s right… no it isn’t.
Jan 28th
mabelmoments: manasto: This is Bert. He’s my dog. After...
Jan 28th
“They could never make a James Bond movie like any of the...”
— Matt Damon - MiamiHerald.com...
Jan 28th

"Never allow someone to be your priority...

bringtheruckuss: cause thats what assheads do. mark twain said so.
Jan 28th
notthatkindagay: Facebook pose… With this. Good night.
Jan 28th
unchienandalou: standardgrey: anp mike mill’s door (via...
Jan 28th

Will & Grace is on.

Time to settle in and wait for my Fraiser….
Jan 28th
See? It’s gonna be 70 here tomorrow…. not that...
Jan 28th
thepilgrim-chapter32: imitationissuicide: ...
Jan 28th
Space Buddies The coolest thing about this movie (and...
Jan 28th
27/365 me keeshing my leetle freend.
Jan 28th

AWWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUCCKKKKKK!!

Are you people watching Nip/Tuck?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 28th

HOLY SHIT. I already ate ALL the...

Jan 28th

Liam Neeson is still a badass

Jan 28th

Yo stink Bitch

Jan 28th

Unlike the Lean Cuisine earlier, this...

Jan 28th
muppetpants: livesophia:(via herro) A+.
Jan 28th
saintnate: sade: (via galaxies) Already done. uhhhh...
Jan 28th

so spot on.

shelbot: Shit! ARIES - The Daredevil (Mar 21 - April 19) Energetic. Adventurous and...
Jan 28th
saintnate: indieandyy: (via...
Jan 28th
“What have you been smoking? Certainly haven’t been smoking...”
— Eddie Izzard (via twothirty) ...
Jan 28th
Warch Watch
wooliebear: Pet Shop Boys, You Only Tell Me You Love Me When You’re Drunk What’s the meaning...
Jan 28th
It would seem to me that when men are...
Jan 28th
It would seem to me that when men are...
Jan 27th

I am getting sleeeeeeeepy....

and I have to leave in a half hour to teach my 2nd Con Law class. uh oh.
Jan 27th
It would seem to me that when men are...
Jan 27th

tumblr needs a 'hate' button.

(via bringtheruckuss)
Jan 27th

*RUNS NAKED ACROSS THE TUMBLR FLOOR*

notesfromundervault: CATCH ME IF YOU CAN MY LOVELIES! can I pinch your dangly bits??
Jan 27th
Dude, I wish. Anyone wanna FAX me a plane ticket right...
Jan 27th
blakeley: The Senate seat “is a f—-ing valuable thing, you...
Jan 27th
notthatkindagay: We all have our fair share of mirror pics....
Jan 27th

That Lean Cuisine Disappointed Me.

Jan 27th

If you send me n00dz, nobody has to...

notthatkindagay: I won’t rat you out, promise! put me on that bandwagon. I haven’t seen a...
Jan 27th

OK TUMBLR YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT IS UP...

numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: numbersixspeaks: Because I live under a rather...
Jan 27th

OK TUMBLR YOU NEED TO TELL ME WHAT IS UP...

numbersixspeaks: Because I live under a rather well-furnished rock. my reblog a couple pages back...
Jan 27th
davidkendall: …..great advice, random……people, let’s...
Jan 27th

I took the bait.

And I suck more for it. The ex did something nice for me today and I gave him a compliment- just...
Jan 27th

WHY IS TUMBLR SO ANGRY??

bringtheruckuss: somehowsomeway: [cries in the corner under a desk] because you touch yourself ...
Jan 27th
bringtheruckuss: every time i think about a regret from...
Jan 27th

So I am sufficiently embarrassed, I do...

stupidinboston: I am partially amused, embarrassed, and sad. So I trusted some people with that...
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
bebelestrange: SMM, if the telletubbies can do it… I so heart the Teletubbies….
Jan 27th
saintnate: You were one of the greats, you will be missed.
Jan 27th
subjecttochange: Sorry, I am quite depressing today. ...
Jan 27th

Where Is My Fucking Epiphany?

subjecttochange: Seriously, I’m too fucking old for this shit. I just kind of thought I’d reach...
Jan 27th
randomlunatic: Random Lunatic’s breakfast, foggy Tuesday...
Jan 27th
I actually worked today instead of constantly checking my...
Jan 27th
mabelmoments: photo via Auschwitz survivors mark camp’s...
Jan 27th
silentsigh: hotg0ssip | notbeingserious Srsly.
Jan 27th
(via thedoctr) Lithium is one of my presets… and 1st...
Jan 27th

most of my regrets pertain to my...

(via bringtheruckuss)
Jan 27th

Alot is not a word.

davidkendall: lizozoa: alot ≠ a lot allot ≠ alot a lot ≠ allot alot = spelling mistake...
Jan 27th

i wish there was a drunk font

(via bringtheruckuss)
Jan 27th

Tomorrow.

unchienandalou: bravery: havent-got-a-prayer: In one of those tumblr chats, an idea was born. ...
Jan 27th

we're on to you...

ShesCrafty627: Somebody started following me on tumblr and they dont even have a page set up
DanIellE z3: me too!
DanIellE z3: napstr?
ShesCrafty627: napstr?
me three.
..me too..
-got me too. also, someone named Lucky32 who's had a blank page for over a month now, Creeper.
Jan 27th
bebelestrange: via www.hedislimane.com
Jan 27th
urbanredneck: bopbop:page 13. (via (kerry))
Jan 27th
nechamaelle: (via gatekeeper) I hope that kid doesn’t...
Jan 27th
proudpbskid: via www.alami.com
Jan 27th

YAY! It was good. And I am still in...

Now I gotta go to bed!
Jan 27th

I think I may be a cruel person...

randomlunatic: … Because when I watch these shows purporting to be about people in real-life...
Jan 27th
I do, but that’s DR. McCoy to you, buster. ...
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
davereed: Kids in the Hall - Mass Murderer “The difficult thing about being a mass murder isn’t...
Jan 27th
nechamaelle: For all the scrabble fanatics out there. ...
Jan 27th

Television?

wooliebear: subjecttochange: I’m very disappointed in you, this evening. Shhhh! BAL’s new...
Jan 27th
boneretteparty: Indeed. lhh: mindset: Mitch Hewer is...
Jan 27th
I’m watching this for the first time. I’m not...
Jan 27th
TONIGHT! 10PM! TNT! WATCH IT! :)
Jan 27th
(via wooliebear) RAMPART! RAMPART! “Give him an IV...
Jan 27th

Names

subjecttochange: mattgaymon: My friend’s getting a lady lab. In near unison we suggested...
Jan 27th
unchienandalou: cameronr: [Nick Cave: Hands Up, Who Wants...
Jan 27th
saintnate: eleven/365 happy is appealing.
Jan 27th
The Inspirational Caylee Sunshine Doll
Jan 27th

Geithner Confirmed.

notthatkindagay: Economy = fixed. next up: unicorns and rainbows. fuck a unicorn. I want my...
Jan 27th
Sid with a pudding cup on her head. Just cos I could.
Jan 27th
saintnate: lindsayneedscoffee: hono-lulu: (via...
Jan 27th
Listen Listen
muppetpants: tesslynch:everithing: Beast of Burden - Rolling Stones Maybe my favorite Stones...
Jan 27th
Warch Watch
randomlunatic: Roy Orbison - Crying (via xsdior) Old school awesome. I don’t care what you say....
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
chfdigital: From last night’s “Flight of the Conchords,” I present the song I’ve been...
Jan 26th

Work+Gym+Food+Nap=

not a bad fucking day. off to afternoon dreamy-land :)
Jan 26th

Dear LexisNexis,

herheadhurts: bowlingalleylawyer: chuffedlittlemuffin: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. I...
Jan 26th

Dear LexisNexis,

chuffedlittlemuffin: FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE. I know it’s there, why won’t you show...
Jan 26th
“What totally kills me about this is that anyone, anywhere is...”
— Entitled: Hipsters Hate Billy...
Jan 26th
Warch Watch
bringtheruckuss: barenaked ladies - one week (in a bathroom)
Jan 26th
subjecttochange: Thanks for holding the mirror for me,...
Jan 26th

It's almost 10am. I guess I should go to...

It’s a teacher work day. I’m lazy.
Jan 26th

I changed sides of the bed last night.

In my mind, at midnight, I got angry with the ex. I don’t know why… but again, in my...
Jan 26th
boredintheburbs: Advertising at its best. The bottom...
Jan 26th
subjecttochange: (via) good for a Monday….
Jan 26th
unchienandalou: “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” oscar wilde
Jan 26th
bebelestrange: there’s a really bad rash of posting things that have already been posted and...
Jan 26th
unchienandalou: (via standardgrey)
Jan 26th
artsystar: Can’t a girl read in peace,without any...
Jan 26th
nechamaelle: Easier said on a peice of paper than when...
Jan 26th

Dominos doesn't care about your stinkin'...

You may have seen Domino’s recent ads boasting how its new sandwiches beat Subway’s...
Jan 26th
nechamaelle: This is good to know. Never try eating a...
Jan 26th

Who the fuck spends $20 a month on paper...

shut up ShamWow guy.
Jan 26th
sistermarymartha: sedatedm: Presented without...
Jan 26th
katoleary: fatmanatee: paralyzed by cupcakes I tried...
Jan 26th
blakeley: Who’s boobs are these? the question just made...
Jan 26th

I went to Old Navy today

katoleary: They had a gazillion pairs of flip-flops in stock. I bought one, and a matching tank....
Jan 26th

Sometimes I feel like I'm only on Tumblr...

randomlunatic: … blame it on the way I was raised. Not exactly Southern Gothic, but kinda close....
Jan 26th

Hey Doc, I wished you Happy Birthday...

but it got buried. so happy bd again
Jan 26th
katoleary: snowblind: rhymeorreason: jaykayohh:...
Jan 26th

Sid's been locked in a closet for at...

sistermarymartha: bowlingalleylawyer: I’m a shitty mommy. Oh, shit. I shouldn’t be laughing. But I...
Jan 26th
unchienandalou: gifanime: mogadonia: (via snuh)
Jan 26th

Sid's been locked in a closet for at...

I’m a shitty mommy.
Jan 26th
uh sorry folks… that’s not Nancy. Not even...
Jan 26th

HELP! I fucked up my Tumblr again!

This happened before and I don’t remember how I fixed it. I ran Spy Bot cos the old comp was...
Jan 26th
Listen Listen
subjecttochange: “Love Theme From St. Elmo’s Fire (Instrumental)” Because I’m in a mood.
Jan 26th

Aries 1/25/09

You may believe that you cannot wait any longer, yet you might just surprise yourself with your...
Jan 25th

huh.

I just realized I don’t have to work tomorrow. I’m gonna… I just don’t...
Jan 25th
Listen Listen
benwoodall: msbojangles:missdreass:missmallory: barelysarcasm: sflan: thismightsuck: kapi: Til I...
Jan 25th

Don't bring me dowwwwwn, BrUUUUUUUUUUce!

Jan 25th
“The worst thing a guy can do is make a girl fall for him...”
— (via littlemiss) (via...
Jan 25th
karenuhoh: Sole Power, 1976. An actual K-Mart ad flyer...
Jan 25th
via
Jan 25th
numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: numbersixspeaks: ...
Jan 25th