I Am Not Kidding

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Nov 1st
I caved to peer pressure. Have fun tonight! :)
Oct 31st

Advil and a nap.

this has been a day.
Oct 31st
(via thesecretpostcards) I have sexual fantasies about an...
Oct 31st
Fuck! It’s HOT today. I could totally go to the beach today!
Oct 31st
I’m about to beat a bitch down in Wal-Mart. GET THE FUCK UP OFF ME.
Oct 31st
Sid Vicious sez raWR! Happy Haldaweeeen!!
Oct 31st

going to wal-mart

maybe it won’t be insane this early??
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
mabelmoments: watch, it’ll only take a second Mabel is a stinker. you just sent Sid running...
Oct 31st

12:02am 10/31/09

will-r: It’s my parents anniversary today. =) your parents got married on Halloween?! ...
Oct 31st

not gonna lie- the monkey story made me...

Oct 31st
The Story Behind National Geographic's Viral...
Oct 31st

And on top of that, I have a new...

bumblevision: All I’m really saying is, someone was both impressed with my intellect and my...
Oct 31st

off to bed.

no hangover. lots o’ gym time tomorrow. niters.
Oct 31st
davidkendall: Also going on my Christmas list.  I could...
Oct 31st
section9: mliaverage: Today, I was at my job about to heat up my dinner when I realized I forgot...
Oct 31st
davidkendall: For BAL:  I’ve put together a crack team of...
Oct 31st

Dictionary of Mejoe: Selections

mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Oct 31st
apollosraven: MY COSTUME IS DONE! I am… A Human Beet...
Oct 31st
“I own a bowling alley and I’m a lawyer. Two separate...”
— BAL
Oct 31st

midnight

this day started out pretty damn good
Oct 31st
Warren P. Cheswick
Oct 31st
Oct 31st

Sophie is helping me drink my beer...

Oct 31st

Dictionary of Mejoe: Selections

mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: homophone n. adj. 1. A gay...
Oct 31st

or maybe I'll order pizza?

i always say this. I rarely do it.
Oct 31st

I could use some tots.

Oct 31st

Dictionary of Mejoe: Selections

mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: mejoe: homophone n. adj. 1. A gay man whose primary social...
Oct 31st

Warren Cheswick

the only role Justin Long should ever play
Oct 31st

Dictionary of Mejoe: Selections

mejoe: homophone n. adj. 1. A gay man whose primary social interests lie about in texting other...
Oct 31st

oh my god my brain is going to fucking...

justanotherholeinthecheese: bowlingalleylawyer: i’m so fucking bored. i’ve watched the same...
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
Ed- $10 Bets Look at me everybody, I’m a cowboy! YEE-HAW!
Oct 31st
Phil Stubbs: I never liked kids. They’re like small drunk adults.
Oct 31st
fritopie: bowlingalleylawyer: fritopie: one of the girls working at the coffeeshop likes the...
Oct 31st
Mike Burton: Ten bucks if you go over to that guy and ask him where the lettuce is… only, you...
Oct 31st
fritopie: one of the girls working at the coffeeshop likes the way i smell. she wants a biiiig...
Oct 31st
for turkeys
Oct 31st
Jason Lewis wants your penis.
Oct 31st
thoseareturkeys: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: dear...
Oct 31st

WHY is she now sending me pics of her...

fuck you. some more.
Oct 31st
I haz Ed.
Oct 31st
thedmoshow: dear bal, I hear you haz a sad.  can I makes...
Oct 31st

brb

going to Stuckeyville
Oct 31st
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: i fucking love this guy ...
Oct 31st

OMG! topher! how did you do that?!?!?

Oct 31st

oh my god my brain is going to fucking...

davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: i’m so fucking bored. ...
Oct 31st

for clarification purposes:

it’s not CGB that I am upset with (though technically, I am sorta still). it’s HH....
Oct 31st

im having a case of the sadz

(via kbels) ditto.
Oct 31st
i fucking love this guy
Oct 31st

oh my god my brain is going to fucking...

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: i’m so fucking bored. i’ve watched the same degrassi episode...
Oct 31st

oh my god my brain is going to fucking...

i’m so fucking bored. i’ve watched the same degrassi episode three times.
Oct 31st
Warch Watch
davidkendall: Brilliant.  Just brilliant. heh
Oct 31st
here ya go rugger
Oct 31st

where DC becomes a Ghost Hunter....

dcwhip: i am at home. with mama. in a house we both freak out about generally being haunted (by...
Oct 31st
rugger14: hmmm… I’m pretty excited to be moving to this…...
Oct 31st

c'mon dmo (Miami)

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: did you really have to...
Oct 31st

c'mon dmo (Miami)

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: did you really have to ask? if we can’t figure out a way to...
Oct 31st

If I didn't drink, I'd be loaded.

(via michaelikesit) Amen.
Oct 31st

Psalm 31:9

will-r:fishforpeople: Have mercy on me, Lord, for I am in distress. Tears blur my eyes. My body...
Oct 31st

i care too much about other people who...

thoseareturkeys:theadventuresoffishlady:savemefromyself:supkatie: ...
Oct 31st
Listen Listen
Jason Derulo- Whatcha Say (I totally yanked this from dmo’s post last week)
Oct 31st

c'mon dmo (Miami)

did you really have to ask?
Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: Dear BAL, I hear you are awesome. Come stay with...
Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: (via...
Oct 31st
holy scare-the-shit-outta-me-I-have-no-explanation batman! ...
Oct 31st

learn a new song, Jane.

Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: (via bowlingalleylawyer) I wish I could get a certain...
Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

fritopie: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Hush, i’m not even drunk yet. (Nor am I texting) heh I...
Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

lowdunks: (via bowlingalleylawyer) I wish I could get a certain someone to START texting me …...
Oct 31st

STOP TEXTING ME.

Oct 31st
fritopie: blackandwtf: via. Can anyone tell me WHAT...
Oct 31st

Iz at the Elon

(via justanotherholeinthecheese) wheeee! my old stomping grounds! HAVE FUN!!
Oct 31st

I have beer, smokes, and a new degrassi...

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: so what’s another Friday night at home, alone? I’ve got 2...
Oct 31st
great minds
Oct 31st

I have beer, smokes, and a new degrassi...

so what’s another Friday night at home, alone?
Oct 31st
(via thesecretpostcards) go buy some fucking tweezers.
Oct 31st
hurricane-k: So, you’re not supposed to drink when you’re...
Oct 30th

and don't comment on my FB status either...

like you’re clueless.
Oct 30th

fuck you

don’t call me now.
Oct 30th

sorry H-K

hope you’re doing ok.
Oct 30th

never fucking mind. I'm not going out...

section9: bowlingalleylawyer: section9: bowlingalleylawyer: as usual. :-/ You need to...
Oct 30th
iamsebastian: (generate your own tumblrcloud) YAY!
Oct 30th

I need to make new friends.

Oct 30th

I should just gorge myself on greasy...

Oct 30th

never fucking mind. I'm not going out...

section9: bowlingalleylawyer: as usual. :-/ You need to visit up here sometime. *sniffle* ...
Oct 30th

never fucking mind. I'm not going out...

as usual.
Oct 30th
metal studs FTW. I think we have a winner for tonight!
Oct 30th
I bought some pretty slutty shit today.
Oct 30th

Amazing how someone you love can make...

iwasjustsayin: Not cool man. Not cool. *big hug*
Oct 30th
These fuckers RULE.
Oct 30th
Hey boredintheburbs- I’m wearing leggings as pants! ;)
Oct 30th

i can't catch up on my dash :(

I’m sure everything you all posted was rad.
Oct 30th
thinnerthoughts: bowlingalleylawyer: $77 UNDER my deductible. Of course. Fuckers. What...
Oct 30th

now THAT'S how ya spend a Friday off...

Oct 30th
Everyone in front of me has carts that look like this....
Oct 30th
This is the fucki ng line to check out at Old Navy....
Oct 30th
$77 UNDER my deductible. Of course. Fuckers.
Oct 30th
My Adjuster is hot :-P
Oct 30th
Jeff Gordon Chevrolet. ugh @ NASCAR
Oct 30th

Drunkorexic

thedmoshow: regan: Girls who diet during the day so that they can go out and drink more at...
Oct 30th
I ALMOST feel sorry for adjuster dude. Smile Friday my ass.
Oct 30th
inothernews: I ALSO HAVE GARLIC THAT LOOKS LIKE THE POPE...
Oct 30th

fuck shit damn hell whore cocksucker

gotta get it all out before I meet the adjuster.
Oct 30th

*grumble grumble*

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: I shouldn’t be awake. maybe that geico asshole can walk my...
Oct 30th

$7 striped T's at Old Navy? uh oh

the car dealership is right.next.door.
Oct 30th
culby:xkcd
Oct 30th

RE: BAL

will-r: I love the fact, that I have this adult in my life (even if only my Tumblr one). She’s...
Oct 30th

*grumble grumble*

I shouldn’t be awake.
Oct 30th
see? Disaster Girl isn’t so scary. (her brother...
Oct 30th

of course Disaster Girl is from NC.

Oct 30th
Disaster Girl's Dad Blogs (from NC!)
Oct 30th
the real disaster girl: Zoe Roth. (her father was the...
Oct 30th
lulz
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
finally! the actual video!
Oct 30th
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Oct 30th
(generate your own tumblrcloud) I never did this the first...
Oct 30th

I'd like to go as Dr Frankenfurter for...

or Diana Ross.
Oct 30th

BAL,

katiepalooza: Corner Stores are possibly THE most under-rated part of living in the Chuck. People...
Oct 30th

so my hand is bleeding.

and I have NO idea from what. sitting on your bed tumbling is dangerous.
Oct 30th

HH better not fuck me over tomorrow...

Oct 30th

when I lived in Charleston I only had to...

I’m missing that right now.
Oct 30th

degrassi should be on

Oct 30th

I'm off work tomorrow but I still have...

fucking geico can eat a bag of dicks.
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
topherchris: Look at this amazing Flash movie I just made you guys. it’s looking for soup...
Oct 30th

anyone know what OnDemand channel shows...

it used to be on Entertainment, but I can’t find it now other than the HD AMC, which I...
Oct 30th
Keely Shaye Smith before the weight gain.
Oct 30th
Warch Watch
bebelestrange: Yeah we tease him a lot ‘cause we got him on the spot, Welcome Back
Oct 30th

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

sorry, I just haven’t shouted all day.
Oct 30th
thoseareturkeys: fakefuckery: jgh: via...
Oct 30th

I need a new hair cut. or a cut in...

davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: suggestions? Too extreme? if I had that face, no. since...
Oct 30th

Victoria.

will-r: I don’t think I’ve yet to mention the creepy middle school stalker here, however, I feel...
Oct 30th
it still makes me so sad he’s gone. what a waste.
Oct 30th

I need a new hair cut. or a cut in...

suggestions?
Oct 30th
davidkendall: There’s something very familiar about this...
Oct 30th
and now i know ;)
Oct 30th

I love the Roseanne Halloween episodes.

the CW is running a marathon of them.
Oct 30th

ya'll are kinda quiet tonight

Oct 30th

justanotherholeinthecheese- pls go to...

take pics and drink a beer for me. for 4 years it was my happy place. -and the scene of much...
Oct 30th
justanotherholeinthecheese: My friend asked me to bring two rolls of cellophane up to Elon with me...
Oct 30th
Oct 30th
Fuckin Sid
Oct 30th

apparently Sid likes Taco Bell

Oct 30th

I have no idea how to ask nice young men...

vela: sparkleneelysparkle: yosamanthrax: “Hey, wanna go out for drinks?” sounds like “We...
Oct 30th
insomniacmeg: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: Cunnilingus is illegal in Tennessee.  Just in case...
Oct 30th

I feel sorry for whoever I speak to at...

thedmoshow: mutebutton: I’m not going to shut up until they give me my money back. Fucking...
Oct 30th
lowdunks: Cunnilingus is illegal in Tennessee.  Just in case you ever wondered. In SC I could get...
Oct 30th

aw holy fuck. The Wall is on VH-1...

Oct 30th
bringtheruckuss:rillawafers:6thwonder:suyhnc:edification:yeah...
Oct 30th
I fucking love this guy. He’s so tall and skinny and...
Oct 30th

I waited too damn long for "start over".

I wanted to watch 30 Rock again, but I missed my 30 second window or whatever I guess and now...
Oct 30th

I've got a man's hand stuck up me. You...

nechamaelle: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Whats it like mommy? Whats a guy stuck up you like? snug.
Oct 30th
dcwhip: Y’ALL BYEEEE.  I’M GONE TO ALABAMA (in a few...
Oct 30th

I've got a man's hand stuck up me. You...

Oct 30th
jjae: Here is my Halloween picture. For awhile, I’d been...
Oct 30th
peterfeld: Do you know what were you doing 40 years ago...
Oct 30th
wooliebear: I tried to look Jeff Lewis up on Facebook but...
Oct 30th

I spoke WAY too soon.

one beer and I passed the fuck OUT. had a weird dream that was drinking something called...
Oct 30th
clement: Cool candle. :D why did you strip the two prior...
Oct 29th

I have turkey, bacon, cheese, wraps, and...

fuck ya’ll- no pizza! I haz a wrap.
Oct 29th

all you bitches are trying to get me to...

Oct 29th
corner picture frames
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Oct 29th

the cupboard is bare.

Oct 29th
clsblg: To Kill a Mockingbird (1962) law school...
Oct 29th
Listen Listen
michaelikesit: Pet Shop Boys - Always On My Mind
Oct 29th
sixbucks: michelledeluca: Robert Duvall via...
Oct 29th

you can expect drunk texts later ;)

section9: (via bowlingalleylawyer) How do I get in on that? phone number? heh
Oct 29th

you can expect drunk texts later ;)

Oct 29th

psssttt... I had a good day today.

:)
Oct 29th
Warch Watch
clarityunfiltered:nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors:itsnotthatserious: themattsmith: Oh my god, you...
Oct 29th

gonna make ya sweat

I’m off.
Oct 29th
ARMY SQUIRREL!
Oct 29th

SQUIRREL!

Oct 29th

When did Maya Gallo start narrating...

Oct 29th

CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU SOUND TOO SERIOUS...

(via inothernews) I KNOW, RIGHT?!
Oct 29th

shoot, I shouldn't have come home before...

I could sooo curl up and take a napster.
Oct 29th
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: Sid’s making out with my...
Oct 29th
poobah: You sure do…. —BP heh
Oct 29th
Sid’s making out with my shoes again.
Oct 29th

it is now the weekend.

for me, anyway.
Oct 29th

"Miss M****, you look worn out today."

yeah, thanks kid.
Oct 29th
Oct 29th

9 minutes of class left.

then I agreed to covered part of someone’s class… hoping to get in and out of the gym...
Oct 29th
“What’s notable about the Scalia narrative, though, is not...”
— Megan Garber, Lessons from the...
Oct 29th
Oct 29th
(via dcwhip) I was safe up until #4….
Oct 29th
Today’s obligatory shoe post.
Oct 29th

do you see a pattern?

Oct 29th
Oct 29th

flashing fluorescent light will kill...

Oct 29th
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Oct 29th

I have "Sexy Bitch" stuck in my head.

I fear shouting out “DAMN GURL!” at any moment and getting fired.
Oct 29th

and there you've gone and pissed me the...

why do I bother?
Oct 29th
thedmoshow: why is my ear sticky  oh dear
Oct 29th

I'm counting on not having many students...

hurricane-k: bowlingalleylawyer: but I teach Freshmen, and those nerds show up for EVERYthing. ...
Oct 29th

You cut me off mid-funk!

Oct 29th

fuck it. I'm going to work. I don't...

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: god love that stupid hispanic heritage play. I’ll...
Oct 29th

I'm counting on not having many students...

but I teach Freshmen, and those nerds show up for EVERYthing.
Oct 29th

HALF-DAY FTW!

*happy booty dance*
Oct 29th

fuck it. I'm going to work. I don't...

thedmoshow: god love that stupid hispanic heritage play. I’ll use a sick day when I’m sober and...
Oct 29th

I feel like death.

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: (via thedmoshow) V-8 will fix you right up. heh you are having...
Oct 29th
Listen Listen
today’s shower song is my personal anthem: Queen- Fat Bottom Girls
Oct 29th

I feel like death.

(via thedmoshow) V-8 will fix you right up. heh you are having my yesterday today ;)
Oct 29th

"Therefore you will die with the bliss...

I could swear I just heard this on my TV. one can only hope…
Oct 29th

can't keep my eyes open.

i’ll never get through those 25 pages I missed this evening. sorry, I’m sure it was all...
Oct 29th

Who knew that getting a second job would...

(via gummoe) aw shit.
Oct 29th

lookin for a 2nd job.

section9: bowlingalleylawyer: money troubles all over the place and the college didn’t offer me...
Oct 29th

why are they doing silk cargo pants...

they sucked last time; pretty sure they still do. yuck.o.
Oct 29th

lookin for a 2nd job.

money troubles all over the place and the college didn’t offer me anything again this quarter,...
Oct 29th
fritopie:(via coketalk)
Oct 29th

I just found a torrent for every single...

my computer’s gonna be slow for the rest of the night.
Oct 29th

sigh

inothernews: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Sy? Si.
Oct 28th

sigh

Oct 28th
so I came to Wal Mart instead of the gym and HE’S FUCKING HERE? jesus christ.
Oct 28th

bout to bust up outta here. and not go...

I just can’t deal with seeing him and ignoring him or him ignoring me, or whatever it is...
Oct 28th
boredintheburbs: Yet another one! Leggings are not...
Oct 28th
“Michael Jackson will never know the end of LOST.”
— DawnOwar (via dawnowar)
Oct 28th
scottfriday: GPOYW “Making Myself Laugh for No Discernible...
Oct 28th

hey bal -

thedmoshow: wanna come to miami and start a school with me?  they give charters out down here like...
Oct 28th

you have to be motherfucking kidding me.

thedmoshow: the only planning time I have scheduled at my afternoon school is on wednesdays.  I...
Oct 28th

i'm off to the hospital to get the tests...

youroldarchenemycatwoman: wish me luck!!  GOOD LUCK! I hope they find that, indeed, you have...
Oct 28th

I'm officially done with all the work I...

still have to come into work tomorrow until noon… there is an afternoon workshop too, but I...
Oct 28th
(via iwasjustsayin) “Im going to eat you when you...
Oct 28th
section9:alfredpennyworth:sexual:  I may have found my new...
Oct 28th
mercurypdx: Oh don’t mind him… he’s here to check the...
Oct 28th
dcwhip: gleeks: (via fnddirtylaundry) TONIGHT...
Oct 28th
culby: thedailywhat: Badassery of the Day: Gov. Arnold...
Oct 28th

Welcome to Non Sequitur Theater

talix18: wooliebear: reimer: I can’t believe Robert Palmer is dead. Still! Swear to Jeebus...
Oct 28th

my kiddies are grading my stuff for me...

Oct 28th

how come all the degenerate kids love...

kindred?
Oct 28th

I saw a chick totally bust ass in the...

oh yeah, I laughed. then I remembered I am a teacher and asked her if she was ok. then I laughed...
Oct 28th
Listen Listen
folkinz: michael jackson: p.y.t.  gah! love this one.
Oct 28th
thedmoshow: and what the fuck does this mean  your...
Oct 28th

I should be at work by now.

thedmoshow: I’m not.  in fact, I’m still in bed in my pjs.  the pup is still sleeping. I have no...
Oct 28th
But I don’t waaaaaanna go to work!!!!!
Oct 28th

my eyes won't stop watering long enough...

I NEED make up today.
Oct 28th
suddenly:cargohoo:(via oneradhuman)
Oct 28th
Listen Listen
Hump Day Shower Song: David Guetta w/Akon- Sexy Bitch
Oct 28th

oof.

ugh.
Oct 28th

hahhaah one last note...

the first (of 3) people I was engaged to was named “Danny Howard.” he was the one I...
Oct 28th

woo hey- Im hammered.

and with that- later.
Oct 28th
Listen Listen
goddamnitsweetheart: earsopenfortheboat: gunstreetgirl: nedhepburn: X “Los Angeles” YES. ...
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
suddenly: Gimme Shelter, Rolling Stones and Lisa Fisher live in Paris 1997 this is the year I...
Oct 28th
section9:alfredpennyworth:arseniccupcakes:fuckyeahgothamgirls...
Oct 28th

hi

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: ...
Oct 28th

grrr I see you! and I sent you a text...

grrrr…..
Oct 28th
Listen Listen
Jay Sean- Down been dancing to this allll night!
Oct 28th
suddenly:outdoorminer:rebjukebox: Great Picture Of Joe...
Oct 28th

hi

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: ...
Oct 28th

There are some sexy people on Tumblr.

lowdunks: And some not so sexy people.
Oct 28th
Warch Watch
thedmoshow: Monster Mash (the whipped cream/ice cream remix) oh jesus. I love this/you so much I...
Oct 28th

hi

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: ...
Oct 28th

Stop having sex?

promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: promisetomyself: dustydgaf: adribabyflies: Just for...
Oct 28th

hi

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: hi, I’m home. Share in my...
Oct 28th

Stop having sex?

promisetomyself: dustydgaf: adribabyflies: Just for the fear of getting pregnant? Pull out...
Oct 28th

hi

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: hi, I’m home. Share in my drunkenness! gotcha covered!
Oct 28th
“Nothing brings Christians together like excluding gays and...”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, reacting to a...
Oct 28th

wooo boy tomorrow is gonna suck.

I’m so not above a fake sick/hangover day… but the quarter ends thurs… and I have...
Oct 28th

hi

hi, I’m home.
Oct 28th
All that is left of brand new pack of smokes thanks to dawg.
Oct 28th
Holla! I haz a drunk! werd to my drunk text tumblrinos
Oct 28th
Doggage.
Oct 28th
Grubbage.
Oct 28th

going to HH's for dinner.

have a fun night, Tumblrinos!
Oct 27th

BAL -

waitingtobecome: let me know if you got my email!! And just for the record…I’m sure that you...
Oct 27th

So no one besides valeriem has dental...

thinnerthoughts: YOU ARE OF NO USE TO MY MOUTH. I have it through work. I pay $32/month....
Oct 27th
talix18: hman: Simon Le Bon is 51 today. (via) Happy...
Oct 27th
Warch Watch
Boys On Wheels- New Wheels On The Block the ex sent this to me today, and at first I was all...
Oct 27th
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: thedmoshow: tuffghostevan: is this the right Scotty?! bow...
Oct 27th
thedmoshow: scottfriday: themattsmith: (via) i’ll...
Oct 27th

I almost don't want to go to the gym...

almost.
Oct 27th

It's 10:30 and I haven't started working...

(via clsblg) it’s 1:30 and I am almost done with work.
Oct 27th
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I couldn’t give a shit about baseball…
Oct 27th
thedmoshow: tuffghostevan: is this the right Scotty?! ...
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
boredintheburbs: Cypress Hill - Rock Superstar  this song makes me haha
Oct 27th
Listen Listen
scottfriday: don’t disturb this groove // the system  I fucking love this song
Oct 27th

think I'll have a smoke.

Oct 27th

reblog if you love boys with big muscles

mejoe: especially me
Oct 27th
section9: This is exactly what I want to do next week....
Oct 27th

I look like re-heated, leftover ass...

dcwhip: section9: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: for real. You’re...
Oct 27th

Arg. I was boycotting Halloween because...

insomniacmeg: Turns out they were talking about a program-wide event, that features a reading, and...
Oct 27th

I look like re-heated, leftover ass...

section9: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: for real. You’re wearing a...
Oct 27th
wooliebear: Happy Birthday, Poisonville!  Woooo!
Oct 27th
dcwhip: midnight-radio: via www.branaghcompendium.com ...
Oct 27th
thoseareturkeys: I think it’s too early in this situation for me to look at my caller id and say...
Oct 27th

I look like re-heated, leftover ass...

lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: for real. You’re wearing a skirt and your “fuck me” pumps … if...
Oct 27th

Dear Old Love

talix18: You said you didn’t call me over the weekend because you wanted to “give me space” to...
Oct 27th
Today’s attempt at getting more protein. I ate too...
Oct 27th
iwasjustsayin: peterconnsbetterthanyou: You know it is...
Oct 27th
dcwhip:nyminute: “Now, let’s remember that there was a...
Oct 27th

on the subject of back to school night.

thedmoshow: kobe: miss, you married? me: no, kobe. kobe: miss, you bringin a booooyfriend to...
Oct 27th
dcwhip: i have an acquaintance to whom everything is...
Oct 27th
talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: I dusted off my Ef Me Pumps...
Oct 27th
I dusted off my Ef Me Pumps today…
Oct 27th