I Am Not Kidding

2009

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January

2008

December
November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
It’s all for you, Damien!
Dec 2nd

Self-Interested Hand Washing

unsolicitedanalysis: I wash my hands out of disdain for the poor and an unwillingness to share...
Dec 2nd
(via not-ean) *nods*
Dec 2nd

I would love to know what's inside these...

joemuto: God, I love this story: Jaimee was a cocktail waitress in San Diego.  She told US...
Dec 2nd
boredintheburbs: (via bowlingalleylawyer) Fuck yes I’m...
Dec 2nd
Sexual Amnesia- I thought it was just all the...
Dec 2nd
souplines: Tonight is my birfday. I am spending it in a bar by myself. Is that a dealbreaker? ...
Dec 2nd
whoops.
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
Critics Blast PETA Ad Showing Nude Joanna Krupa Holding...
Dec 2nd

So someone can make a passive/aggressive...

futurecanadian: bowlingalleylawyer: Ok, good to know that’s how your brain works. Also? I never...
Dec 2nd
FACT CHECK: Obama Overlooks Some Harsh...
Dec 2nd

So someone can make a passive/aggressive...

Ok, good to know that’s how your brain works. Also? I never called anyone fat. I love that...
Dec 2nd
FACT CHECK: Obama Overlooks Some Harsh...
Dec 2nd
Is shoe throwing the new head lock? Or is it...
Dec 2nd
Facing Scandal, Head of Climate Research Lab...
Dec 2nd
Now Sid is just spreading the wings around the house. fuckin...
Dec 2nd
The books are piling up again…
Dec 2nd

don't google your exes

mejoe: bowlingalleylawyer: OMG I can’t even post what I just found out about a long ago...
Dec 2nd

don't google your exes

OMG I can’t even post what I just found out about a long ago boyfriend.
Dec 2nd
(via bloodtasteslikepennies) Sid’s cousins!
Dec 2nd

Nothing to do with doing life.

bendoeslife: and I’ll preface by saying I’m not advocating old men lusting after underage girls. ...
Dec 2nd

Now that it is December...

rugger14: I can officially start the birthday countdown… 13 DAYS! WOO! I’ll start...
Dec 2nd
such a mess, I can’t look anymorez!
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd
thoseareturkeys:myso-calledlife:(via brighteye)
Dec 2nd
face plant
Dec 2nd

Cosmetic Tax?

I get emails from BOTOX!  just got the following: To help pay for the health care reform bill that...
Dec 2nd
lowdunks: I got her this for Christmas.  Instead of saying...
Dec 2nd

Captain Neckfat

futurecanadian: bowlingalleylawyer: futurecanadian: (via bowlingalleylawyer) how did you find...
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd

Captain Neckfat

futurecanadian: (via bowlingalleylawyer) how did you find out my secret identity? you passed...
Dec 2nd

Zombienumbersix asks:

thinnerthoughts: WHAT UP? DOES MY USE OF CAPSLOCK BOTHER YOU? CAPSLOCKS NEVER BOTHERS ME. IT’S...
Dec 2nd
Warch Watch
fizzzzy: Serena Williams at the Green Day Concert When I saw this I said “omigod! that’s so...
Dec 2nd
I’ve been treated so wrong I’ve been cheated so long as if I’m becoming...
Dec 1st

Captain Neckfat

Dec 1st
oh dear.
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
Sid’s about to get her wing on…
Dec 1st

I'm hopped up on about 5 cups of coffee....

#gym #how i love you #i also love BAL! (via iwasjustsayin) haha! I love you too! Kiss the gym...
Dec 1st
“We know the stimulus failed. It was sold to the Congress and...”
— Senate Minority Leader Mitch...
Dec 1st

a love letter to my gym

dcwhip: dear gym, i love you.  i think right now this is only because absence makes the heart...
Dec 1st

OOOO! We're up to Quality Check!

GO CHRISTOPHER, GO!
Dec 1st

A Recovering American Soldier c/o Walter...

crbrown3:shorterexcerpts:myownmelt: When doing your Christmas cards, take one and send it to...
Dec 1st

I need some pants.

it’s baking now! the pizza, I mean.
Dec 1st
pick up the pace, Christopher. Mamie is hungry.
Dec 1st

no more yanky my wanky

the donger need food. pizza?
Dec 1st

still texting with the ex

less than a mile from each other. no pressure. i like him so much. just LIKE him, ya know? I...
Dec 1st

I'm like shaking- all over. This is...

talking to the ex > talking to Damien
Dec 1st
clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: yeah the one with muscles? been arguing with him all...
Dec 1st

I'm glad Lindsey is leaving.

HH of course. fuck, what a mess.
Dec 1st
davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: lifeaccordingtobek: bowlingalleylawyer: My car keys...
Dec 1st
lifeaccordingtobek: bowlingalleylawyer: My car keys disappeared and I had to calll the ex to...
Dec 1st

i can't imagine being more miserable...

I need to move… or something. and things will only get worse. seriously…. just pick up...
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
vela: “Wild Horses” by The Rolling Stones yeah
Dec 1st

seeking: cute nice boy who doesn't lie...

muscle are a plus. inquire within.
Dec 1st

why the fuck do I even leave the house...

it was bad. real bad. CGB even figured in. good lord.
Dec 1st
And now they are doing coke and hiding it from me like they are 12. Think I am out.
Dec 1st
Oh hai! i just got told i cant take HH ‘s job cos I’m not cute
Dec 1st
My car keys disappeared and I had to calll the ex to come out here and bring me my 2nd set. Imma...
Dec 1st
And now all the 21 year olds are here. may be time for me to bolt…
Dec 1st
Partaye foodz.
Nov 30th
Took a power nap- on my ring. And off to meet this parent...
Nov 30th
inothernews: juliasegal: thefrogman: These lawyers are...
Nov 30th
poobah: Mornings kitteh faceplant?
Nov 30th

remember me saying I wasn't drinking at...

yeah.
Nov 30th

Dear Trashy People Who Work In My Office...

kbels: Hey, it’s me, you know the girl who drives the pink VW bug who you ALWAYS feel the need to...
Nov 30th

taking my students to the library to...

oh hai first day back from a Holiday.
Nov 30th

Cyber Monday?

justanotherholeinthecheese: What’s that about? Is everyone but me chatting dirty to each other or...
Nov 30th

Bad Mood Monday

scottfriday: mercurypdx: bowlingalleylawyer: I was bitchy and shouty instead of calm and...
Nov 30th

Bad Mood Monday

I was bitchy and shouty instead of calm and rational. I shouldn’t tumbl and deal with...
Nov 30th
N.C. texting ban starts Dec. 1
Nov 30th
NC Smoking Ban
Nov 30th

seriously? you thought you needed to...

justanotherholeinthecheese: bowlingalleylawyer: *face palm* Ut’s cuz u’s jus a dum readnek...
Nov 30th
N.C. texting ban starts Dec. 1
Nov 30th
N.C. texting ban starts Dec. 1
Nov 30th

seriously? you thought you needed to...

*face palm*
Nov 30th
tlbb: BAL, national and state politics are different, as...
Nov 30th

so we can't text or read text in our...

up next for NC and our Dear Leader Bev Purdue: Thought Police. I worked for this psycho bitch....
Nov 30th
N.C. texting ban starts Dec. 1
Nov 30th
deeznutsinyoface: Who wants a moustache ride? FIRST!
Nov 30th
Warch Watch
newwavetimewarp: I hadn’t even realized that Squeeze had ever recorded a Christmas single, but...
Nov 30th
My super secret internet boyfriend shaved his beard finally...
Nov 30th
johncarney: At last, your guide to the Obama economy is...
Nov 30th
snafubar:(via baubauhaus) Her name is Rio and she dances on...
Nov 30th

Three weeks until Christmas Break

Three weeks until Christmas Break Three weeks until Christmas Break Three weeks until Christmas...
Nov 30th

Going Away Party tonight for HH

I’m not going to drink. really. I’m not.
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
crbrown3: Sleigh Bells - Ring Ring Hopefully this will cheer you up on what is sure to be a...
Nov 30th
ursulasteinberg: kittykittybangbang: jen22201: Oh how...
Nov 30th

show me your fucking tits you fat whore!

(via bringtheruckuss)
Nov 30th

OK I JUST RAN A MILE. TIME TO SHOWER AND...

(via thinnerthoughts) do you really have to scream everything?
Nov 30th
mornin’
Nov 30th

oh dreams....

last night I dreamed that Alex Skarsgard was my boyfriend again. Only this time, he was in prison....
Nov 30th

and that's as much as I can handle,...

drink some water; get rid of your hiccups. i’m going to bed.
Nov 30th
heh. I think there were 2 more I couldn’t capture.
Nov 30th

Jason Stackhouse is on Chelsea Handler...

she’s in Australia. he kinda seems like a dick.
Nov 30th
(via bebelestrange) YAY!!!!
Nov 30th

I finally did pull ups today at the gym!...

inothernews: k-troll: davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: ok ok, they were ASSISTED pull ups…...
Nov 30th
Health Care Savings May Start in Employee...
Nov 30th

someone quick

youroldarchenemycatwoman: tell me how to get that Santa hat on my avatar!! i just painted my lil...
Nov 30th
dcwhip: Delta Methodists’ pecan butter chicken florentine...
Nov 30th
“i could go drink a can of busch and punch a barefoot slut in...”
— this guy i know
Nov 30th
J****: you love it
me: i am in awe of it
Nov 30th

so, um... do I text him back today?

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: tonight? A most emphatic NO! haha I didn’t. ...
Nov 30th

pornstache?!

oh god
Nov 30th
Health Care Savings May Start in Employee...
Nov 30th

I think deez is shaving...

maybe? possibly? we need pics!
Nov 30th

Fact: Arguing Is Frustrating

unsolicitedanalysis: neurotical: unsolicitedanalysis: I don’t know why I need to do this.  Why...
Nov 30th

haha I kept getting an error message, so...

thus the triple post!
Nov 30th
“When men attempt bold gestures, generally it’s considered...”
— -Carrie Bradshaw (via...
Nov 30th

Teenage girls look way too far into...

will-r: bowlingalleylawyer: will-r: Men are simple minded creatures. We’re on a one track mind...
Nov 30th

Teenage girls look way too far into...

will-r: Men are simple minded creatures. We’re on a one track mind often, and we definitely don’t...
Nov 30th
brooklynmutt: Vanity Fair Poll: Rush most influential...
Nov 30th

BAL...

clarityunfiltered: Did you get your money back right away, or were you broke until they...
Nov 30th

is there some sports thing going on?

inothernews: bowlingalleylawyer: all these posts. I’m corn-fused. The Montreal Expos are...
Nov 30th

ok I dunno. but new episode of Dr Drew's...

Nov 30th

is there some sports thing going on?

all these posts. I’m corn-fused.
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
bmichael: Jessie 79 (Rick Springfield vs. Smashing Pumpkins) I’d never countenanced a “Jessie’s...
Nov 30th

Tumblr, you're full of gay men and 14...

thetruthmight-: Boom, collective roast. my followers, yes. but add in some lesbians.
Nov 30th
Warch Watch
hurricane-k: alywoowho: bingoparaphernalia: Amateur music video for Rilo Kiley’s Breakin’ Up. ...
Nov 30th

oh hai! I'm home.

managed a night with HH involving no alcohol.
Nov 30th

off to dinner with HH

you bitches behave.
Nov 29th
lowdunks: mimisaurus: relatetoappreciate: ...
Nov 29th

so, um... do I text him back today?

tonight?
Nov 29th

the guy that works at the gym talked to...

he came up behind me when I was on the leg press, put his hands on his hips, and said, “Get...
Nov 29th

I finally did pull ups today at the gym!...

ok ok, they were ASSISTED pull ups… and I had to put it on 100lbs… and I could only do...
Nov 29th
Sunshine will have to wait a little while….
Nov 29th
Gorgeous day today. Off to enjoy it.
Nov 29th
this also came up… and I just had to ;)
Nov 29th
I don’t know what it means that this is the first...
Nov 29th

Happy Birthday to me!!

clarityunfiltered: Yeah, I know it’s pretty cheese to tell everyone it’s your birthday, but then...
Nov 29th

Oh my god, why am I dumber than shit?

goddamnitsweetheart: When is it ever a good idea to go out at 12:30 to drink wine and smoke...
Nov 29th

CGB started texting me last night after...

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: I am proud of myself for having ignored him and not...
Nov 29th

No, baby, it's not you, it's meme.

(via notesfromundervault)
Nov 29th
(via thesecretpostcards) that’s cos you properly...
Nov 29th

2 sets of essays and 6 sets of vocab...

are still in my car. oops. I really did mean to get some work done over break.
Nov 29th
davidkendall: Awww… …(but doesn’t the cat look like it’s...
Nov 29th
“Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Beef with his wife:...”
— Neal Brennan (via sade) Oh....
Nov 29th
herestothehalcyon: ...
Nov 29th

I am amazed that tumblr has decided to...

lordolimar: bowlingalleylawyer: Are they douchey bottom-feeders? Of course. They are being...
Nov 29th

I am amazed that tumblr has decided to...

Are they douchey bottom-feeders? Of course. They are being courted by Bravo, so what do you expect?...
Nov 29th
snafubar:psychedelictits: PostSecret: Sunday Secrets ...
Nov 29th
mabelmoments: Meet Minty, newest addition to the Mabel...
Nov 29th
ursulasteinberg: mabelmoments: The humpback protects the...
Nov 29th
fizzzzy:wordgraphics: “She” by Green Day one of my all...
Nov 29th

Doctor wants to check my kidneys for...

bumblevision: Gah! This has not helped my stress level. !!!! whaaa? how do you get lesions...
Nov 29th

CGB started texting me last night after...

I am proud of myself for having ignored him and not responding. Then the fucked up part of my brain...
Nov 29th

later taters

Nov 29th
Warch Watch
iamsebastian: If I hadn’t been able to log into Tumblr tonight, my evening would have been...
Nov 29th

I think Tiger was out "night putting"

justanotherholeinthecheese: If ya know what I mean. just putting at night with the...
Nov 29th

Little River Floatilla...it was a BUST! ...

waitingtobecome: although amuzing, in its own way…the one man who pointed out all of the Santa...
Nov 29th
poobah: Trolly Stop Dogs = 87% Liked it! Wow… Chilly dog,...
Nov 29th
(via mercurypdx)
Nov 29th

tumblr is a bit of a downer tonight.

poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: inothernews: bowlingalleylawyer: that’s cool. I’m tired. I ♥...
Nov 29th

tumblr is a bit of a downer tonight.

inothernews: bowlingalleylawyer: that’s cool. I’m tired. I ♥ you, umlaut. eye umlaut u 2.
Nov 29th

I'm just realizing that everywhere else,...

(via inothernews) tumblr has commitment issues.
Nov 29th

tumblr is a bit of a downer tonight.

that’s cool. I’m tired.
Nov 29th
hono-lulu: maybe it’s me no. it’s always them.
Nov 29th

I had my first really creepy gym...

savvymac: bowlingalleylawyer: snipped bluck. Damn. I’m pissed off and creeped out FOR you. What...
Nov 29th
Aaaand right back to sleep. On my feet. fuckin sweet Sid.
Nov 29th
Both awake and both now furiously bathing.
Nov 29th

I COULD go get crab cakes. saw em on...

just too damn lazy to go anywhere. I shoulda taken a nap.
Nov 29th
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: lowdunks: ...
Nov 29th

now I want crab cakes.

Giant salad is no more. tummy want moar.
Nov 29th

fireworks! oh damn, that's what that it.

I thought it was like the end of the world or something. but tonight is the flotilla down on the...
Nov 29th
Listen Listen
jjae: natface: filigree: Just Stop Believing - Lady Gaga + Journey (This is excellent.) ...
Nov 29th
lowdunks: bowlingalleylawyer: Mornin’ Oooooooh,...
Nov 29th
lady88: natmelfrankmoby: Yesterday we said goodbye to...
Nov 29th

yes, it's true. You've figured us out.

We are madly in love. And the sex? UH-mazing
Nov 28th

Wolfpack 28, Tar Heels 27.

k-troll: (via bowlingalleylawyer) ahahhaaaa! we lost to STATE! by ONE POINT! ya gotta...
Nov 28th

leaving while everyone gets the TW shit...

ninjapants: how many of you paid attention to anything golf-related before this? thaaaat’s what i...
Nov 28th
wooliebear: The mister calls it “Furdick.” Not Fredrick. What a card. where the ex lived for 30...
Nov 28th

Carolina/State score?

Nov 28th
Exhausted from their big Caturday.
Nov 28th
thedmoshow: neverforgets: (via extendedclubmix) we...
Nov 28th

The girlfriend broke up with me.

carsonhasproblems: This is not how I wanted to spend my Saturday. *big hug*
Nov 28th

I had my first really creepy gym...

It left me a little “whut??” I was on the tricep press when I see this man come plowing...
Nov 28th

Well, Tumblr...

lowdunks: I done got myself one of them there girlfriends. Not gonna lie, kind of excited. Spent...
Nov 28th
It’s a giant salad! Come to momma…
Nov 28th

gurl bai.

gym time.
Nov 28th

I have to go to the gym.

I’ve done way too much already for a Saturday.
Nov 28th

self-awareness: ur doin it rong.

Nov 28th
deeznutsinyoface: tebowner? um, I thought you were gonna...
Nov 28th
inothernews: How Tumblr rolls. (Photo of silly polar bear...
Nov 28th
deeznutsinyoface: thinnerthoughts: bowlingalleylawyer: ...
Nov 28th
you are so adorbs.
Nov 28th

Ooooh goodness.

hurricane-k: Seriously, how can someone so completely incompatible in most aspects of life be so...
Nov 28th

OH MY FUCKING GOD! I TOLD YOU!!!!!!!!!!

JUST SAY NO!
Nov 28th
Also on sale
Nov 28th
Fuckyeahspikesonmyshoes.
Nov 28th
I fell in love today… they were even on sale.
Nov 28th
ATTN SHOPPERS: The Loft has 20% off every purchase today! 30% at The Limited.
Nov 28th
Mornin’
Nov 28th
Why have I never heard of this?? especially since it has...
Nov 28th

i should be asleep.

plans with HH at 10am. I’m a little drunk.
Nov 28th
Warch Watch
my favorite Doors song (though it is hard to pick just one)- The Doors- Love Me Two Times this...
Nov 28th
davidkendall: This one’s for BAL….with all of her time in...
Nov 28th

I mean... how are you alive and have...

kids. I dunno.
Nov 28th

um wow. I just remembered I had Jim...

I was dumbfounded that none of my students had ever heard of The Doors or Jim. I loaned that book...
Nov 28th

BAL come hang out with me!!

(via iwasjustsayin) I WANT TO! We must make this happen!
Nov 28th
Carson says:
*when i go to church on sunday
*i might confide into the pastor dude
*i'll say
*"I'm a member of the Communist Party USA."
Will says:
*Oh that'll be a good start to your relationship
Carson says:
*XD
Will says:
*Then you can tell him that you spend all your time talking to a Catholic, and your Government advisor is a Mormon.
Carson says:
*he'll have a stroke.
____________________________________________________
no, he needs to tell him his closest advisor is a 40 year old hussy who smokes and drinks and has sex out of marriage and is all for gay marriage and is pro-choice... BUT! she's a Republican.
cos that'll be better.
Nov 28th

Jesus Christ- there are several places...

AND! he did all the songs himself. UH-mazing. the look, the moves, the sound. still cheesy…...
Nov 28th
Listen Listen
Pitbull featuring Jason Derulo- My Life cos I needed some dumbshit booty music after all this Doors...
Nov 28th

I DO remember being like 14 or 15 and...

but no drugs. I didn’t get drugs. Or do them.
Nov 28th

hahaha! Billy Idol is in this movie!

did I know this? I can’t remember.
Nov 28th

the ex and I exchanged 29 emails today.

I have more contact with my ex-boyfriend than I do with the guy I have been having sex with since...
Nov 28th

I wanna come back as a house cat.

If wasn’t for this whole job thing, I would spend my life just as my Sophie does. I’d...
Nov 28th
Earliest video of Jim Morrison
Nov 28th
“If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would...”
— William Blake (via...
Nov 28th
Mininova goes legit, deletes all illegal...
Nov 28th
Mininova goes legit, deletes all illegal...
Nov 28th

I am watching The Doors for the first...

futurecanadian: bowlingalleylawyer: in 1991. I may have tried to watch it drunk on TV awhile...
Nov 28th
“If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would...”
— William Blake (The Doors just...
Nov 28th

I am watching The Doors for the first...

in 1991. I may have tried to watch it drunk on TV awhile back, but I am not counting that cos I was...
Nov 28th

I haz little tiny Santa hat.

does it make my butt look big?
Nov 28th
Someone’s ready for nite-nite.
Nov 28th

They never should have messed with my...

Nov 28th

I think I am going to be mad at deez...

Nov 28th

Ted Danson is a cool mofo.

Nov 28th

I am the -something- come play me.

what the hell song is this from and why is this in my head?
Nov 28th

clearly you guys prefer the "winter...

whut’s up with my summer stuff??
Nov 28th
mabelmoments:worth1000 via mymodernmet these are the things...
Nov 28th

someone take my cell phone away from me

deeznutsinyoface: plz DON’T DO IT. YOU HEAR ME?
Nov 28th

I kissed a beer

iwasjustsayin: bowlingalleylawyer: and I liked it. You would. Can I haz Blue Moon w/Orange? ...
Nov 28th

I kissed a beer

and I liked it.
Nov 28th

beer 0'thirty.

I forgot to drink tonight.
Nov 28th

blondie.

scottfriday: roughly 5 of you have my number. use it now. never use it. is that use it now OR...
Nov 28th
(via vela) these all look like wise purchases.
Nov 28th
… and now this is winter.
Nov 28th
This is summer…..
Nov 28th

time to switch the bedroom to winter.

pain in my ass….
Nov 28th
boggle: BASICALLY. that was my first phone. I wish I was...
Nov 28th

Do I amuuuuse you?!

Goodfellas is also on. I’ll be going back and forth between a child’s movie and bloody...
Nov 28th

Bedknobs and Broomsticks is on TCM.

kinda creepy, but good children’s movie from the 70’s. i had some weird, vinyl puzzle...
Nov 28th

wait a damn minute. I thought the...

the christmas thingie? where is it? where??
Nov 28th
Coinky-Ouch
Nov 28th

oh and Wal-Mart is pretty empty right...

Nov 28th

that's a big bag of vomit on my dash.

Nov 28th
A clinic with two doors-- the future of...
Nov 28th

I've always thought it would be neat to...

justanotherholeinthecheese: passthemike: culby: passthemike: dbizzle: Too bad people on...
Nov 28th

I feel soooo much better now that I have...

I really AM pretty low-maintenance.
Nov 28th

MY DIRECT DEPOSIT IS ALREADY IN!

I’M VERY SHOUTY! srsly… I can breath now. and put gas in the car.
Nov 27th
brooklynmutt: via
Nov 27th

i have no idea what ties me to those...

youroldarchenemycatwoman: i can’t even listen to them. but i can’t throw them away! i’ve tried....
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
boggle: For Cat and BAL Yellow Ledbetter - Misheard Lyrics ICEE DEMS!!!!! oh dear lord, this...
Nov 27th

Chillin' with Dylan

SoapNet. Nao.
Nov 27th

the gym is open today!

YAY!
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
blakeley: soupsoup: adamiss: MTV’s Sex in the 90s - The Dog Brothers, Long Island Now here’s...
Nov 27th
glowpinkstah: La Nalgona & Baby Smiley. I love Sandra...
Nov 27th
folkinz: sandy b gets a chola makeover. the chick that...
Nov 27th

so I've been staring at my Old Navy...

the tab is mocking me; telling me to hit “checkout”. the deals are fab. I love this...
Nov 27th
I adore this show. and it is coming back for season 2 on...
Nov 27th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: oh man. i am getting old. shit....
Nov 27th
“DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. “Some of my little friends...”
— Yes, Virginia, there is a...
Nov 27th
these just may be the greatest, most ridiculous lyrics of...
Nov 27th

ok I finally looked up the lyrics to...

that CAN NOT be the real words. it’s like what you think the words are when you are 12.
Nov 27th
Listen Listen
youroldarchenemycatwoman: yellow ledbetter pearl jam live in madrid i just wanna know what the...
Nov 27th

she looks like a buck-toothed Elton John...

Nov 27th
anything for you, sweetie.
Nov 27th
my neighbors last night.
Nov 27th

ga ga on ellen

no no
Nov 27th

no, I will not put eggs on my bewbs.

Nov 27th

ellen is making me laugh

there are boobs involved.
Nov 27th

must.get.out.of.bed.

I’ve been awake for 2.5 hours…
Nov 27th
justanotherholeinthecheese: (via bowlingalleylawyer) I...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th

I want a black leather collar with metal...

reblogt: bowlingalleylawyer: I mean she IS Sid teh Vicious kitteh… she needs one. why stop at...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
whut whut
Nov 27th

I want a black leather collar with metal...

I mean she IS Sid teh Vicious kitteh… she needs one.
Nov 27th
This is how I drove the UHaul for 2+ hours when I moved to...
Nov 27th
talix18: I confessed to MSG this morning that I texted HIM yesterday (THE guy; not Jesus) - she...
Nov 27th
i used to always dye my hair red for christmas. considering...
Nov 27th

sorry... I am cleaning out my...

Nov 27th
Nov 27th
Sid is ready for Santa. fuckin Sid.
Nov 27th
Nov 27th
Nov 27th

i feel like i have to tone down my...

figuremeout: jolienoire: eatthebears: (via benga-benga) too busy wasting time obsessing over...
Nov 27th
It’s true.
Nov 27th
thoseareturkeys: inothernews: lickystickypickyme: ...
Nov 27th
Nov 27th

Day 2 of Allergies hatin' on BAL

this isn’t supposed to happen in winter.
Nov 27th

I really wanna drink these beers I've...

but my eyes are closing. can’t drink like I used to.
Nov 27th
one baaad motherfucker
Nov 27th

and I am currently burning the last DVD...

so tomorrow I can watch that. I got rid of Showtime in the middle of season 3.
Nov 27th

Though a tad lonely, this day/night...

I ate good food, even without turkey and dressing, got a little exercise in, and now I am drinking...
Nov 27th
watching for the umpteenth time.
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
Clayhill- Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want Smiths cover from This is England. and a good...
Nov 27th
poobah: wadcity: NYT: What’s Cooking on Thanksgiving -...
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
James Carr- The Dark End of the Street
Nov 27th

glurg... Thatcher bashing.

k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: of course. C’mon, you should’ve...
Nov 27th

glurg... Thatcher bashing.

k-troll: bowlingalleylawyer: of course. C’mon, you should’ve known  Thatcher bashing is a...
Nov 27th

glurg... Thatcher bashing.

of course.
Nov 27th

hahaha trying to pass off fake Docs on...

that’s cruel mom shit right there.
Nov 27th

This Is England

I like it already. even though the DVD player is about to get chucked out the window.
Nov 27th

I didn't have any lemons or limes, so I...

Nov 27th

apparently the neighbors are having...

I ran by the same place twice tonight that REEKED of weed. Guess they were out on the patio smokin...
Nov 27th

sorry Poobah- I'm Team Aaron on this...

poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: justanotherholeinthecheese: ...
Nov 27th