I Am Not Kidding

lickystickypicky: hippybroblogs: Today, a very feminine black man attacked me with my own scarf...

Apr 1st

Sid sez u bitchies need to go to bed and hang up teh...

Apr 1st

“ there is always one person you love who becomes that...”
— chuck klosterman, killing...

Apr 1st

And now Kelly, you are just lying to try...

how can a woman like that be SO insecure?

Apr 1st

In my 13th hour my feet finally said,...

I taught the remaining hour of my last class barefoot. and pumped gas barefoot.

Apr 1st

I want Ramona's meds.

I just don’t want the side effect of the bulging eyes.

Apr 1st

Kelly made a screechy fool of herself.

oh, and Kelly? Bethenny is more famous than you are. Way. Your insecurities are showing...

Apr 1st

I love you silly knuckleheads.

Apr 1st

figuremeout: You know you’re in Detroit, when you see this… ...

Apr 1st

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rachell: Dave Matthews Band - Crash Into Me yeah i don’t even like the dave matthews band, just...

Apr 1st

Michael Vick's an Idiot

thepilgrim-chapter32: and a terrible quarterback.

Apr 1st

Who do I have to blow to get a beer...

Apr 1st

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talix18: suitep: Maru is back. God, I love this cat. He’s either the dumbest cat in the world,...

Apr 1st

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boggle: alexanderbasek: Tom Tom Club—Genius of Love By the by, that new book Perfecting Sound...

Apr 1st

thepilgrim-chapter32: theduty: please don’t have...

Apr 1st

michaelikesit: Spotted someone in this shirt yesterday.

Apr 1st

gesticulation: waves don’t say goodbye (via March 29th of...

Apr 1st

It's all because of the recession.

nechamaelle: “Imagine there is a pad of paper and the store is charging you $20, you say to him,...

Apr 1st

Finally! It really IS new baby day!

cajunkate: I’ve got a new nephew! He weighed in at an admirable 8 pounds and 5 ounces. Welcome to...

Apr 1st

branduponthebrain: “Andy Warhol, with Caitlin Clarke, Debbie...

Apr 1st

unchienandalou:(via goodghoul) one of the best movie...

Apr 1st

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: bohemea: Lorne Aww shit. ...

Apr 1st

hautelikecouture: SOSOSSOS bored at work. The tootsie roll I...

Apr 1st

Sebelius corrects tax returns for 3 years

Apr 1st

boggle: r3d:jjustin: Last one… bed time. Oh, this is...

Apr 1st

boggle:wauwauwitty: thank you former pritchard boys

Apr 1st

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hautelikecouture:sunnierdays:lococommotion: You Don’t Know Me - Ben Folds & Regina Spektor

Apr 1st

"You’re not gonna go to Law School? Then...

boggle: “I WANNA DANCE!” my favorite random line from Dazed & Confused!

Apr 1st

katoleary: I’m actually currently rereading this. ooo ooo!...

Apr 1st

excitablehonky: poortaste: starbizmuzing: another 1930s...

Apr 1st

“A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you been drinkin...”
— Author unknown (via...

Apr 1st

Birthday night plans *may* be back on...

I’m not counting on it… but maybe.

Mar 31st

raise your hand if you don't want to...

and I forgot to eat dinner. fuuuuuuuuuu! and I am going to miss the season finale of Damages. ...

Mar 31st

excitablehonky: florencio: Menudo padre… Yeah, what he...

Mar 31st

boredintheburbs: Combining the two worst things in the...

Mar 31st

“The dirty little secret of conservative talk radio is that...”
— From Vanity Fair’s article...

Mar 31st

Talk Radio Demographics

Listeners to talk radio are not a cross-sampling of America and are somewhat similar to the...

Mar 31st

rachell: endriu: (via apolloblanc) this is great. why...

Mar 31st

talix18: It’s not like I didn’t already know, but the Facebook status confirmation still stung. ...

Mar 31st

hilker: bellatoris: Bankruptcy or not, the larger problem here is Washington’s industrial...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou: picnics: freckledawesome: ...

Mar 31st

(via gunstreetgirl)

Mar 31st

katoleary: ashlyn: shiningstar: Bella and Edward are...

Mar 31st

how tall are you, tumblrs?

talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: lawful: talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: mabelmoments: ...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou: (via goodghoul) this movie fascinated me...

Mar 31st

hautelikecouture: hannahkayye: I hate driving in heeled shoes but I love the way they complete my...

Mar 31st

hautelikecouture: couturemealright: 7 For All Mankind...

Mar 31st

black-and-white:maii: Everything lives on as long as you...

Mar 31st

I saw a video today of me from exactly a...

Most people would feel good, knowing how far I’ve come since then. Instead, it made me really...

Mar 31st

“The dirty little secret of conservative talk radio is that...”
— From Vanity Fair’s article...

Mar 31st

Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas on...

hilker:sds: [Justin Taylor:] After admitting that “originalism” is not perfect and that there are...

Mar 31st

“Afghanistan’s President, Hamid Karzai, has signed a law...”
— Afghan leader accused of bid...

Mar 31st

BAL...

talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: subjecttomeg: I am an April baby, too (it is April, yes?). I’m at...

Mar 31st

“[T]alking about fixing our schools without talking about...”
— offnotesnotes: Poverty Goes...

Mar 31st

how tall are you, tumblrs?

lawful: talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: mabelmoments: 5’8 1/2” (175 cm)  just barely 5’4” ...

Mar 31st

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...”
— Albert Einstein (via...

Mar 31st

“THE countess is now count-less. Friends of “The Real...”
— p6 (via meredithnyc) (via...

Mar 31st

talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: rachell: (via yimmyayo) ...

Mar 31st

nechamaelle: (via thephenthouse) So many references I’d...

Mar 31st

Today is my Daddy's Birthday

I called him to say Happy Birthday and my momma had him painting the kitchen cabinets! This is good...

Mar 31st

“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people...”
— — Maya Angelou (via...

Mar 31st

“You have a marvelous virgin.”
— Hillary Clinton to a “crowd of...

Mar 31st

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shetoldmesomemore: enjoli: Way Back Wednesday Preview: Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam “Head to...

Mar 31st

lickystickypicky: After a while you learn the subtle difference Between holding a hand and chaining...

Mar 31st

davereed: Cyanide & Happines

Mar 31st

rachell: (via yimmyayo) well this looks like it’d be an...

Mar 31st

notthatkindagay: Hi, I’m Danny Tanner.  and I’m...

Mar 31st

The Uncanny Online: Exploring Haunted Media...

Mar 31st

lickystickypicky: Today’s “aaaaw” factor: My glasses add to...

Mar 31st

"The best part of waking up- is soldiers...

This is what I was singing in the shower this morning. I think it speaks to my mental health.

Mar 31st

thepinkcookie: Eww my feet are so ugly, don’t judge y’all!...

Mar 31st

nutritionista: Here are some slightly more conventional...

Mar 31st

mabelmoments: looselipssinkships: this is my cousins fish....

Mar 31st

I'm looking to the sky to save me.

Looking for a sign of life Looking for something to help me burn out bright

Mar 31st

how tall are you, tumblrs?

mabelmoments: moorewr: gilmoure: lifeofahalfie: iammattjordan: firecrackers: ...

Mar 31st

lickystickypicky: I’d rather be that woman right now....

Mar 31st

“It is wiser to find out than to suppose.”
— Mark Twain (via davidkendall) ...

Mar 31st

psidefect:snuh:pdvmorris: Buy the ticket, take the ride. ...

Mar 31st

This is the most epic story I have ever...

muppetpants: I love telling stories.  Real, true life stories.  This is a good one and I am going...

Mar 31st

If bit.ly Is Worth $8 Million, TinyURL Is...

Mar 31st

Tuna + cottage cheese + oats = ?

nutritionista: Reader Grace directed me to the following recipe. She says it’s delicious. Maybe...

Mar 31st

lickystickypicky: Hello from us all. (that was fun to do…...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou:intweetion:lomo: Weird, Confusing and...

Mar 31st

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mabelmoments: The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - Roberta Flack With a little bit of Clint...

Mar 31st

silentsigh:playnice | ysabel | Hue: Colorful children’s...

Mar 31st

All you gotta do today is love yourself.

silentsigh: Pep Talk: On those wondrous days when your every move isn’t delicately scheduled and...

Mar 31st

If you want me, ______________.

silentsigh:witchindarkroom | havent-got-a-prayer  tell me.

Mar 31st

black-and-white:Squish (via Jessica Florence)  right idea.

Mar 31st

“It is wiser to find out than to suppose.”
— Mark Twain (via davidkendall) ...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou:via www.effektivedesign.co.uk

Mar 31st

(via rachell) Perfect.

Mar 31st

figuremeout: My last day…Miami, Summer 2008 drawing to its...

Mar 31st

“Take chances. Tell the truth. Date someone totally wrong for...”
— (via capricious) (via...

Mar 31st

inothernews:nevver:NinjaDog Ninja dog is a ninja.

Mar 31st

Dear Ben,

bendoeslife: If you’re reading this in the future and you are thinking about quitting or falling...

Mar 31st

(via rachell)

Mar 31st

British University Offers Master's Degree in...

Mar 31st

waitingtobecome:missmallory: mnoisyheart:erikavw:(via cloee)

Mar 31st

branduponthebrain: Books you probably shouldn’t buy your...

Mar 31st

bowlingalleylawyer

hautelikecouture: bowlingalleylawyer: hautelikecouture: He messaged me back. Turns out he’s...

Mar 31st

hautelikecouture:gatekeeper: Playing with the sun, dancing...

Mar 31st

“Girls like it when you nickname them something smaller than...”
— Mindy Kaling lovepuppy | The...

Mar 31st

(via thesecretpostcards)

Mar 31st

going to bed. Monday won.

Mar 31st

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Amazing Grace on the bagpipes. My sister had this played (by a real dude in a kilt and everything)...

Mar 31st

hautelikecouture:doribunny:themarmalade:nob: (via...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou: David Bowie and Mick Jagger - Flash glam...

Mar 31st

hikergirl: crowth: apollosraven: bohemea: Andy...

Mar 31st

unchienandalou:eleasha: (via laurradarrel)

Mar 31st

Almost everyone you know, without...

Inspiration: pdvmorris: I am the last of the incurable romantics I had almost given up on love...

Mar 31st

(via inothernews)

Mar 31st

thepilgrim-chapter32:thelos:goodluckspider:(via...

Mar 31st

What made me finally smile tonight:

suddenly realizing I was doing the dance from the Purple Rain video while driving home from work as...

Mar 31st

boggle: dalasverdugo:soxiam: via animal.discovery.com ...

Mar 31st

katoleary: sunnynsassy: “Oh, come on, Rachel. Get off the cross! We need the wood!” -Rachel’s...

Mar 31st

whythef***doyouhaveakid.com

Mar 31st

Almost everyone you know, without...

hautelikecouture:chiefmastersergeantmyers:merricat:birdpeople: ...

Mar 31st

black-and-white:* (via gatinhice)

Mar 31st

Le CRIT 2009.

boredintheburbs: So this past weekend, I went to Lyon for a sporting competition for all of les...

Mar 31st

sistermarymartha: Those poor orphan boys. It WAS Rex! YAY!

Mar 31st

sistermarymartha: srsly, Yank. Tie him with a bow and I will...

Mar 31st

bowlingalleylawyer

hautelikecouture: He messaged me back. Turns out he’s moving away for residency to the area where I...

Mar 31st

BAL...

subjecttomeg: I am an April baby, too (it is April, yes?). I’m at the end of the month, but if it...

Mar 31st

BAL, you know, whatever happens you...

(via wooliebear) heh… that is true. Damnit, I can’t quit you!

Mar 31st

Woo Hoo! I caught up!

subjecttomeg: I still have some links to read and some research to do (yes, peeps, I look into shit....

Mar 31st

Suck.

Mar 30th

Vice.

Mar 30th

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wooliebear: Spontaneous, I’m sure someone has posted this but it’s my favorite and I haven’t seen...

Mar 30th

Also? You can only answer a question...

fail.

Mar 30th

OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...

(via herheadhurts)

Mar 30th

I wish someone could see how good I Iook...

In the REAL WORLD. No, I’m not going to start posting nekkids.

Mar 30th

Peas all gone. New zit discovered.

still sitting on my bed in my undies.

Mar 30th

back to work in 15 minutes.

I’m eating peas out of a can. this week…. hurry the fuck up.

Mar 30th

my neediness cost me 4 followers

ohgodno: bowlingalleylawyer: good to know my terribly cruel sarcasm hasn’t cost me any yet, we’ll...

Mar 30th

my neediness cost me 4 followers

good to know

Mar 30th

I've worked myself into a headache.

but at least I didn’t cry.

Mar 30th

numbersixspeaks: For BAL. thanks ;) and this would...

Mar 30th

Question limitations are stupid,...

(via sistermarymartha) I agree… you should be able to reply to the answers w/o a reblog

Mar 30th

sounds like I need a kit kat bar...

and a drink.

Mar 30th

The Jade Monkey is on College Rd and...

@numbersix It’s where I got my tattoo. break now???

Mar 30th

Can I ever get a fucking BREAK?

there’s my Tumblr question.

Mar 30th

don'tcrydon'tcrydon'tcrydon'tcry

I have to work in an hour.

Mar 30th

well there goes that.

hautelikecouture: bowlingalleylawyer: looks like I will be sitting at home alone on my 40th...

Mar 30th

Things I am now afraid of:

getting the mail checking email my phone leaving the house

Mar 30th

this day sucks a lot.

status quo

Mar 30th

well there goes that.

looks like I will be sitting at home alone on my 40th birthday. I guess it is fitting. That’s...

Mar 30th

thegreg: First stop on the trip was Intercourse, PA. Much to...

Mar 30th

I LOVE! Mondays!

what I have to do at lunch: go to store and buy birthday card for daddy. I had one. It is...

Mar 30th

What I Would Do If I Were GM

insomnambulance: Here’s my plan. 1.) Far fewer brands. I’m not sure how many I’d keep, but the...

Mar 30th

Obama drives GM chief out

Mar 30th

Obama drives GM chief out

Mar 30th

so there was this one time, in the...

subjecttomeg: bowlingalleylawyer: true story. and telling it to ya’ll is better than grading...

Mar 30th

so there was this one time, in the...

lordolimar: bowlingalleylawyer: true story. and telling it to ya’ll is better than grading...

Mar 30th

Jimmy Fallon and Dennis "Mr. Belding" Haskins...

Mar 30th

it's snowing again.

herheadhurts: tomorrowonlyknows: I wonder what it’s like to live in a city that actually has...

Mar 30th

talix18: willmccloud: I try to do at least one...

Mar 30th

so there was this one time, in the...

true story. and telling it to ya’ll is better than grading these quizzes.

Mar 30th

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lickystickypicky: Elvis Presley——— Always on my mind.

Mar 30th

*get off Tumblr and do your work young...

I haz a Monday morning lazy.

Mar 30th

I don't even have to do the math - I know I...

Mar 30th

Aussies croak thousands of toxic toads

Mar 30th

I don't even have to do the math - I know I...

Mar 30th

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newwavetimewarp: By the time the Sex Pistols recorded “Silly Thing,” the single they released on...

Mar 30th

I just ate a square of chocolate. and I...

watch out- BAL’s on a naughty path today.

Mar 30th

sedatedm: There has been an 85% increase in the...

Mar 30th

michaelikesit: My Grandma just “liked” her own facebook status update.   your granny is a hoot

Mar 30th

lickystickypicky: I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be...

Mar 30th

(via lickystickypicky)

Mar 30th

mabelmoments: venusarquidania: ok ok hold up. Look at the...

Mar 30th

unchienandalou: street art (via vormplus)

Mar 30th

hahhahaa!!! I just asked someone if they...

Mar 30th

thanks to insomnambulance I'm starting...

Mar 30th

robot-heart: Five-hundred-pound plane engine part falls...

Mar 30th

I hate cops. I seriously do.

figuremeout: snowblind: growingup: They’re all assholes. Every single one of them. I know...

Mar 30th

unchienandalou:kenmat: ELIZABETH & SOLITA....

Mar 30th

Listen

songsyouusedtolove: Day 186. Back At One

Mar 30th

When I told my stranger I found Omegle...

Mar 30th

unchienandalou:(via powerpoints)

Mar 30th

unchienandalou:(via misstugui)

Mar 30th

“The principle business of life is to enjoy it.”
— IN BED (I fixed that for ya) ...

Mar 30th

hautelikecouture:(via doribunny)

Mar 30th

rachell:(via wasteofpaint)

Mar 30th

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subjecttomeg: “Sleeping To Dream” by Jason Mraz Because I’m so damn tired of having to live...

Mar 30th

the new Sonic Girls just aren't nearly...

bring back the dudes.

Mar 30th

inothernews: At least Sister gave us a heads up. Usually,...

Mar 30th

figuremeout:toonumb:witchindarkroom:superbarbs:icanread: ...

Mar 30th

figuremeout:lifeisprettywoman:lococommotion:inspe: (via...

Mar 29th

(via sedatedm) hay America….

Mar 29th

herheadhurts: Free tickets will get you really high up.. The...

Mar 29th

johncarney: It’s Spring in Brooklyn. The trees know it even...

Mar 29th

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gunstreetgirl: blondesnotbombs: The Beta Band - “Dry the Rain” ”I will now sell five copies of...

Mar 29th

boggle: janieledford: Bobby Dunn confirms the myth that all residents of North Carolina are...

Mar 29th

“look i’m telling you right off the bat i’m high maintenance,...”
— eternal sunshine of the...

Mar 29th

karenuhoh: There’s a moderately interesting article in...

Mar 29th

sedatedm:(via DiscoWeasel)

Mar 29th

Who told this Kelly chick she was...

or important? is this real? Or is she just creating a character for the show? Can’t be real....

Mar 29th

lickystickypicky: I am fascinated by this lad. Oscar...

Mar 29th

I think LouAnn, Countess of Crack or...

and I think she is warm for Kelly’s form.

Mar 29th

silentsigh:0livej00ce | bippityboppityboo

Mar 29th

(via thesecretpostcards)

Mar 29th

bebelestrange: watched this last night & it made me cry....

Mar 29th

boggle: LET’S GO HEELS!!! I’m going to try to keep my tumblr-mouth shut during the game. Try. ...

Mar 29th

herheadhurts: Pre game.. Or remnants of aw man…...

Mar 29th

Guess I'll be buying a copy of Newsweek

Mar 29th

I don't feel lonely at the times when I...

minou: But right now I am sitting on the floor beside a smoking, disassembled vacuum cleaner,...

Mar 29th

SCORED TICKETS TO THE OKLAHOMA UNC...

herheadhurts: Ok, I know I said I was done with basketball for this year, but dude, this game is...

Mar 29th

Someone peed on my leather chair last...

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me. Bahaha…are you positive you...

Mar 29th

sistermarymartha: This is THE INTERNATIONAL MEAT BOOK,...

Mar 29th

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wooliebear: Rolling Stones, As Tears Go By No matter how many times someone tells me I always...

Mar 29th

I woke up at 7 and it was still pissing...

I woke up again at 10 and it was/is gorgeous! I have all the windows open and can hear the...

Mar 29th

Someone peed on my leather chair last...

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t me.

Mar 29th

fatchance: What’s blooming: Brunnera macrophylla “Jack...

Mar 29th

unchienandalou: atopicgeek: Bleublancrouge

Mar 29th

unchienandalou:(via trevzy)

Mar 29th

rachell:(via yimmyayo)

Mar 29th

help kick cancer's ass!

Mar 29th

I'd invoke the Power of Sister and start...

herheadhurts: ‘Cause, you know, I hear cancer’s got weak shins.

Mar 29th

spontaneouslove: this is going to be hard. but possible.

Mar 29th

boggle: takeoffsandlandings: Shut the front door Tucker...

Mar 29th

Wrecked

clarityunfiltered: Today, something in me has to ask: As Americans, what are our intentions in...

Mar 29th

figuremeout:somethingchanged: Braille tattoos for the blind...

Mar 29th

figuremeout:yellowblog: tobia: ...

Mar 29th

Six word story.

notesfromundervault: socialexperiment: oneshouldreadeverything: comeanddance: ...

Mar 29th

If The Rumors . . .

jeffmiller: If the rumors about Joe Biden’s daughter are true, then I hope she is treated with...

Mar 29th

isopod: Photo via Subversive Cross Stitch. I found out...

Mar 29th

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Fergie- Labels or Love

Mar 29th

Watch

Al Green- How Do You Mend A Broken Heart?

Mar 29th

actually i am chubby mcchubberston....

(via spontaneouslove) I’m Fatty McFatFat

Mar 29th

Watch

clarityunfiltered: One of the greatest music movie scenes ever. Fuck Yeah Duckie.

Mar 29th

I just watched the Sex & the City movie...

not that I liked it that much… but damn, I am back to clothes/shoes envy. I think this what I...

Mar 29th

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unchienandalou:calcium: the message - grandmaster flash

Mar 29th

Do any of you still wear a watch?

I used to have a watch for every outfit… but since I am never without my cell phone now, I...

Mar 29th

figuremeout:voristrip: Tickler’s Tumblr Take time to...

Mar 29th

unchienandalou:standardgrey: neverneverland: half a man’s...

Mar 29th

unchienandalou:(via cosmic-dust) they’re coming to...

Mar 29th

silentsigh:glorigloriglori | wikirocks wishful make...

Mar 29th

figuremeout:kaylayes:lolitasinfinity:fantasyaction:coldhearte...

Mar 29th

Boycott:

thepilgrim-chapter32: jmarie3: chvnx: Kirstie Alley Anne Archer Jennifer Aspen James...

Mar 29th

in no particular order...

whatisleft: bowlingalleylawyer sistermarymartha herheadhurts spontaneouslove ...

Mar 29th

silentsigh: orange mermaid gocco print katep

Mar 29th

figuremeout:petapeta:yaruo: danhacker: Suddenly I feel...

Mar 29th

Most days I'm stuck somewhere between...

silentsigh:atoms | digitalbath | overflowing | 52hearts | enamour | ambivalently

Mar 29th

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gunstreetgirl: pie0: embracetheapocalypse: The Kinks - Lola

Mar 29th

numbersixspeaks: bowlingalleylawyer: $87.99 BCBG at...

Mar 29th

lilasweetheart: I’m being antisocial because I’m feeling a little down. I should have called friends...

Mar 29th

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spontaneouslove: Paul Tiernan-How to Say Goodbye because i need to never come back this way

Mar 29th

This town's too small for the both of...

(via lickystickypicky) but, but… my ass is getting a lot smaller!!

Mar 29th

figuremeout:(via ohaikids) Don’t ever deny your swagger....

Mar 29th

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songsyouusedtolove: Day 185. Come On Eileen- Dexy’s Midnight Runners

Mar 29th

i'm 100% certain i hate cancer.

(via spontaneouslove) Ditto.

Mar 29th

unchienandalou: discharge 5 - Saint Peter’s Working...

Mar 29th

hikergirl:apartmentone:...

Mar 29th

“I’ve been dating since I was 14. I’m exhausted!...”
— Charlotte

Mar 29th

silentsigh: my love for you is a stampede of horses. She...

Mar 29th

posting this to get the eyeballs off the...

I love you, doll, but YEESH!!!!!

Mar 29th

I was supposed to go out with Hipster...

with all this rain, I am kinda glad to be home again.

Mar 29th

hikergirl: thedoctr: April 15, 1926. “Typewriting...

Mar 29th

hikergirl: thedoctr: April 15, 1926. “Typewriting...

Mar 29th

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sistermarymartha: R. Kelly, Ignition Remix “It’s the remix to Ignition, hot and fresh out the...

Mar 29th

Pet Shop Boys are going to be on Graham...

tune in Woolie!

Mar 29th

it's raining like fuck again.

it’s rained everyday this week. depressing.

Mar 29th

I'm lookin for labels, not love.

Prada ain’t never broke my heart before. Let’s stop chasin them boys and shop...

Mar 29th

I'm pretty sure I shouldn't be watching...

I’ve already cried twice.

Mar 29th

E'rybody is crying on RuPaul's Drag...

no, need laughs. not tears.

Mar 29th

silentsigh:1980 | barelysarcasm | msbojangles | kenmat |...

Mar 29th

talix18: I even knew how it was going to end and it was brutal. Good grief I love that show. me...

Mar 29th

I watched 24 hours of That 70's Show.

I didn’t mean to- and it wasn’t on just one channel… but in the last 24 hours...

Mar 29th

I may have just wet myself a little… (also going in...

Mar 29th

And then Imma need these to go with the dress. Also on sale!

Mar 29th

LIAR.

Mar 29th

$87.99 BCBG at Newport News I WAAAAAANNNT!!!!!

Mar 29th

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all...”
— Mariah Carey (via...

Mar 29th

BAL: What is it, exactly? It looks like...

(via minou) It’s an artichoke pizza. Adapted from a recipe nutritionista posted. I...

Mar 29th

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mabelmoments: For Billy Poobah and Petunia Marmoset sorry to highjack here but WHOA! ...

Mar 29th

minou: bowlingalleylawyer: Guess who burned dinner? Looks...

Mar 29th

ok so it wasn't really burned. It was...

I just singed the edges of the pita.

Mar 29th

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davereed: coldteabag: navsvideos: How to make the perfect scrambled eggs: Gordon Ramsey I wish...

Mar 29th

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App Retensive

Me: OK. I'm old, slow and dirt dense when it comes to tech. So let's not complicate this.
Phone Store Geek w/ Ketchup-Stained Shirt: Cool.
Me: Also bad eyesight. I have the squints. Must have clarity on the screen. I can't see shit on the sidewalk.
PSGw/K-SS: Cool.
Me: I will use this phone for calls--well, calls, of course--although no one really calls me anymore; and texts, for when Denton pines for his bygone youth--better make that unlimited texting--and then I need to hook into the Net, because g-mail's the only mail I use.
PSGw/K-SS: Cool.
Me: So?
PSGw/K-SS: So.
Me: What would you recommend?
PSGw/K-SS: Omnia's cool. Dare.
Me: Dare whom?
PSGw/K-SS: Dare Dare. Extremely cool.
Me: How confident are you about this?
PSGw/K-SS: I'm pretty cool with it. How confident do you need me to be?
Me: Not very, if you like to spend your afternoons in a car trunk.
PSGw/K-SS: Cool. Will that be on your MyVerizon or credit card?
Me: Cash.
PSGw/K-SS: We don't have the right equipment here for cash.
Me: Here, then. You have ketchup on your shirt.
PSGw/K-SS: That's not ketchup. It's from my last customer.
Me: Cool. I'll call you?
Did you get the Dare!?!!?!?!!111?!?121232

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