I Am Not Kidding

2009

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Having a cold this late in May just...

(via inothernews) I’m with ya. Just getting over mine from last week.
Jun 1st
Warch Watch
Howard Stern when he was fired from WNBC in the 80’s. stunning to see how dead on his look in...
Jun 1st

the new Sleestaks don't sound right.

it wasn’t just a sucking sound. there was clicking involved. Don’t fuck around with my...
Jun 1st

Pickle Weasle!

Jun 1st

but I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

only 3 days and then exams begin. I have no motivation, desire, drive, anything to work hard and do...
Jun 1st
VIDEO: Sacha Baron Cohen Lands Butt First...
Jun 1st

I'm liking the werewolf boy a lot more.

and I totally knew he was gonna be a werewolf when I saw Twilight. cos I’m all cool and shitz.
Jun 1st

There'd be no swine flu if we treated...

Jun 1st

KENNY POWERS!

pettin a pussy
Jun 1st

They just said "after the jump" on TV.

that doesn’t really work on tv, doncha think?
Jun 1st

Don't lotion up before the gym.

I put a little too much lotion on my legs today and almost face planted while trying to do my torso...
Jun 1st

I like Sienna Miller.

I have no idea why.
Jun 1st
Bed Fort!
Jun 1st

reblog with the best concert you've ever...

lawful: molls: alohanico: littleorphanammo: enjoli: 3dancehalldrug: ...
Jun 1st

I POOP ON YOU!

Jun 1st

Keiffer Sutherland and Triumph was all...

although I think Zac Ephron is exactly what Ben Stiller parodies, so there’s that.
Jun 1st

Hey Kristen, it was just a part. You...

Jun 1st

I'm your penis. I'm your fire. What's...

don’t lie. you know you sing it that way too.
Jun 1st

Disclaimer

boggle: The next person that reblogs “fuckyeahskinnybitch” is getting unfollowed, regardless of...
Jun 1st

good thing emo vampire is hot cos he...

Jun 1st

The kid from Role Models totally should...

he was robbed by the emo vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!!!!
Jun 1st
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and Part 2. She fusses a bit and does the almost bite me thing. (and that’s my timer beeping)
Jun 1st
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Fuck Vimeo. I put them on YouTube. Here is part one. You can hear her fussing at the start for me...
Jun 1st

I thought Enimememn got fat?

he looks just like he always has.
Jun 1st

I'm waiting on Vimeo to process 2 vids...

cajunkate: (via bowlingalleylawyer) This I gotta see! well you’ll have to wait at least a...
Jun 1st

I'm waiting on Vimeo to process 2 vids...

Jun 1st

I'd totally bang Whats-his-name.

Jun 1st

I have shit to do. I can NOT watch this...

it’s not like MTV won’t re-run it like 57 times.
Jun 1st

oops. Anna Faris and Star Trek dude just...

but she’s cute, so it’s ok. he ain’t bad either.
Jun 1st

Andy Samberg just told Meagan Fox she's...

I love him a little bit more.
Jun 1st

Keyboard Cat is on the MTV Awards!

Jun 1st
boggle:enjoli:sade: (via soy) Donnie Darko and Star Trek?? ...
Jun 1st
My massive dinner! (I was hungry) Another filet- just...
Jun 1st

I've got the first season of Maude on my...

It’s just been sitting there for months and I’ve never burned it. This will be remedied...
May 31st

Let's go buy some eggs. And then boil...

crazy ladies. late night snackin.
May 31st

Crazy Ladies- late night snackin!

May 31st
suddenly: And in the upper left corner — a little bit...
May 31st
gettin some elbow love from the S&M kitteh
May 31st

whoa. that movie was baaaad.

May 31st
And these new shoes kick your ass. They’re purple not...
May 31st
New shoes!
May 31st
New dress. Orange and sparkly!
May 31st

instead of going to the gym and Wal-Mart...

unsolicitedanalysis: bowlingalleylawyer: laundry is on my list too. oy vey. it just never ends. ...
May 31st
watching this while I finish my crap. (only I am watching...
May 31st

instead of going to the gym and Wal-Mart...

clarityunfiltered: My room is getting there. But I’m cleaning stuff out as well as cleaning up, so...
May 31st

If at first you don't succeed in...

hurricane-k: subjecttomeg: Since half the year is almost over, I think it’s time I face the fact...
May 31st
suddenly:kateoplis: ∆ matt caplin ∆ it’s true. I...
May 31st

instead of going to the gym and Wal-Mart...

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: I just wanna go back to bed or go sleep by the pool. ...
May 31st

So I saw a guy about my age in Wal-Mart...

and at first I was all FUCKYEAHTOOL! then I was like, dude, aren’t we too old to be wearing...
May 31st

instead of going to the gym and Wal-Mart...

I just wanna go back to bed or go sleep by the pool. being grown suuUUUuucks.
May 31st

who knew my freaky cat would garner so...

or is it that I am the freak for going along with it? I feel like I need to video it now so you can...
May 31st
inothernews:enjoli:thepoliticalpartygirl:abbyjean: Dr....
May 31st
inothernews: guardocamino: I can never get enough of this...
May 31st
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topherchris: via magoshasblog Eminem — 3AM (Travis Barker Remix) Much better. FuuUUuuck...
May 31st
nataliedee: No, sloth. Let’s take TWO naps. Sunday is...
May 31st

Dudes. It's fucking JUNE tomorrow.

(via inothernews) fuck, thanks. I didn’t realize. I have 12 days left at my day job. thank...
May 31st
shawnblog: Caution: Ferocious Turtle RawR
May 31st
Listen Listen
mabelmoments: Green Day - Dominated Love Slave (it goes with my new t-shirt, yeeehaw!) for my...
May 31st
bendoeslife: .5 Marathon. 2.5 hours of music. I have no...
May 31st
ursulasteinberg: 1. That is the wrongest thing I have ever seen? 2. How does one discover that a...
May 31st
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mabelmoments: sarahheartburn: For Mabel and Bowlingalleylawer. Cat spanking, done professionally. ...
May 31st
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The Chordettes- Mister Sandman Mister Sandman, I’m so alone. Don’t have nobody to call...
May 31st

I just had to spend a few minutes...

no, that is not a euphemism for anything untoward. Sophie likes to have her butt smacked. a lot....
May 31st

As well you know.

(via inothernews) like ya do.
May 31st

I DID IT!!!!!

chuffedlittlemuffin: I’m done!! Fucking done!!! Sent and everything!!! No more index Tumbling! I’M...
May 31st

I don't understand the level of...

katoleary: I used to think I knew everything.  My mother quickly disabused me of this notion.  I was...
May 31st
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inothernews: “We’re all very good at ‘queue strategy’…” Four looks good!
May 31st

for the record: I really do say...

May 31st
BAL can haz a Mike Ness?
May 31st
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inothernews: For BAL. YAYAYYAYAY!!! I knew you’d come through for me :)
May 31st

Mike Ness.

swoon
May 31st
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Social Distortion- Born to Lose gotta click through, of course
May 31st

We need some Eddie Izzard up in this...

inothernews: bowlingalleylawyer: bebe did it. Oh no you didn’t. heehee and it landed just...
May 31st
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Johnny Thunders and The Heartbreakers- Born to Lose live in Birmingham
May 31st

Kat- I posted a real happy birthday...

I know you reblogged them all, but I was afraid you missed that one. it was all hello kitty’d...
May 31st

We need some Eddie Izzard up in this...

bebe did it.
May 31st
(via bebelestrange) Ciao….
May 31st

News Flash

figuremeout: Yes, its my 21st. No, im not getting wasted tonight. However, now that Im back, I...
May 31st
mabelmoments: Gloating and heading down the local pub for a...
May 31st
suddenly: (via A Dharma Bum)
May 31st

I didn't post for like 10 hours.

then in the couple hours I have been back I have dropped 100 points. I am not kidding. shot gun....
May 31st

I finally caught up!

now I have 17 pages to catch up on that were posted while I was catching up. and a very important...
May 31st
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wooliebear: Led Zepppelin, Misty Mountain Hop My all-time favorite...
May 31st
Listen Listen
topherchris: Cutting Crew — (I Just) Died in Your Arms awf…. the memories are too stupid to...
May 31st
gunstreetgirl: Why did I stop watching this show? I stopped...
May 31st

I'm using lots of exclamation marks...

I think I may be drunk now. told ya.
May 31st
boggle: Or this one? Kids, don’t get involved with the...
May 31st

OK, so now I'm pretending to pack while...

boggle: I’m all about the Centennial Ball. Be there, in your formal wear. and DESIGNATED DAVE ...
May 31st
wooliebear: The city gives away free mulch.  We’ve been...
May 31st

RIP beautiful predator cat

tumblevision: I put him to sleep today. No more sneak attacks to the death of my arms and legs. No...
May 31st
“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further...”
— Unknown (via maluna) (via...
May 31st

I'll be drunk in a minute.

just you wait.
May 31st

Not your job

davidkendall: alabamawhitman: Good god. It’s amazing how bad I am at relationships. Everything...
May 31st
lickystickypickyme: i don’t need to caption this, by the...
May 31st
hurricane-k: Hot and she’s wearing the silver chain. ...
May 31st

Tumblr Jargon During Sex

topherchris: “Like. Like. Like! LIKE!” “See what I’m doing here? Follow.” “Come on baby, just...
May 31st

I just typed "ditto".

I’m so 14 tonight. Maybe 15.
May 31st
Listen Listen
gunstreetgirl: attemptatsanity:thegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes: “ALL THE YOUNG DUDES”-MOTT THE...
May 31st
davidkendall:alanajoy: Fuck off.
May 31st
thoseareturkeys: juliasegal: the Beastie Boys and Run...
May 31st
Listen Listen
inothernews: The Ramones “Blitzkrieg Bop”
May 31st
The Megan Fox stupidity train strikes again...
May 31st

Bernard? Manny?

wooliebear: bingoparaphernalia: I want to live in Black Books. I will be the Fran Katzenjammer,...
May 31st
poisonville: Mzee is Swahili for “wise old man.” I crush...
May 31st

I see at least one very naughty man is...

;)
May 31st

how is it after 11?? I just sat down.

May 31st
silentsigh: Karin Elizabeth thank goodness
May 31st
“A little library, growing larger every year, is an...”
— Henry Ward Beecher ...
May 31st
Listen Listen
excitablehonky:onefootinthegrave:mudwerks: New Order - Blue Monday - (‘88)
May 31st

ya'll were too busy today. I can't even...

I’m trying….
May 31st
Warch Watch
Johnny Rivers- Secret Agent Man I still think he’s saying Asian…
May 31st

Secret Asian Man

yes, I know it’s Secret Agent Man, but I *swear* the guy is singing Asian instead of...
May 31st
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Nora Roberts- What Am I To You? (gotta click through)
May 31st
after dinner
May 31st
Garlic & rosemary filet with arugala salad.
May 31st
pre-dinner: crab stuffed portabella
May 31st

goodbye, finally.

took me all day to waste this whole day. I’m a champ. -off to burn fat and my money.
May 30th
marcusallenthecat: wooliebear:Bodie Island Lighthouse Amy...
May 30th

Wisdom of a three year old

Me: If you dont get dressed, so we can leave the house then I will leave the house undressed too.
Her: (Blank Stare)
Me: (Blank Stare)
Her: Well...then...they will take you to the hospital and leave you there.
May 30th
Warch Watch
traditional-liberal: For BAL. and indeed, I AM the baby! And you MUST love me. that is all :) ...
May 30th
Listen Listen
topherchris: Sex Pistols — Anarchy in the U.K.
May 30th

fuck. it's 2pm. I've gotta get movin.

there are things to buy and sweat to…. …pour?? behave Tumblrinos.
May 30th
(via bringtheruckuss) if I must…
May 30th

It's a True Blood day?

I’m rewatching last season today because I couldn’t find fucking anything else to watch...
May 30th
“The wording of the Declaration of Independence is quite...”
— David Kelley from the...
May 30th

What's up with these hyper-protective...

hurricane-k: Both Bill from True Blood and Edward from Twilight are all about showing up to save...
May 30th
“I feel like I am stuck in some hillbilly’s Oxycontin...”
— True Blood (via...
May 30th
Lawyers tag nominee as 'terror on the bench'
May 30th
“Soda is clearly one of the most harmful products in the food...”
— Michael Jacobson, executive...
May 30th
spontaneouslove: i think i might need this. can I get one...
May 30th
bendoeslife: John and me pre-race. He got a sore knee and...
May 30th

Ten Years and One Day Ago...

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: Wow, I’m touched by all the likes and reblogs. So here’s an update...
May 30th
(via lickystickypickyme)
May 30th
Listen Listen
reactorboy: Rush by Big Audio Dynamite auto!
May 30th
davidkendall: alanajoy: Formulated to scrub clean any...
May 30th
benwoodall: Photography from Hunter S. Thompson
May 30th
wooliebear: For Chuffed. (Sorry it’s an elephant and not...
May 30th
American capitalism gone with a whimper
May 30th
“I feel like I am stuck in some hillbilly’s Oxycontin...”
— True Blood
May 30th
“It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another;...”
— Edna St. Vincent Millay ...
May 30th
traditional-liberal: Doesn’t look like a size 1 to me. ...
May 30th
Listen Listen
inothernews: James Taylor “Carolina In My Mind”
May 30th
black-and-white:alligatorsaurus:uppereastside:
May 30th

too much booty in da pants

May 30th

gurgh... my legs are cramping and...

I *may* have tried yesterday and today to make up for missing the gym on Tuesday and I *may* have...
May 30th
mabelmoments: There’s me too! 1979. First love. Thank fuck...
May 30th
Listen Listen
wooliebear: streetsofchicago: Marshall Crenshaw - Someday, Someway Top 20 Songs of All Time. ...
May 30th

If you have The Travel Channel- turn it...

The greatest bad show on the planet is coming on. MOST HAUNTED! drink everytime Yvette screams or...
May 30th
davidkendall: Sign outside Zion, Illinois in 1915. ...
May 30th
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wooliebear: The Waltons theme. Apparently I’m stuck in the 70s. random fact of the day: I...
May 30th

misplaced modifier.

and I’m too lazy to fix it.
May 30th
deeznutsinyoface: omgwtfnikki: imaradioheadsong: ...
May 30th

don't ya just pray someone makes love to...

and then does a Jeffrey Dahmer on him?
May 30th

and now I think I am having a hot flash.

I got thuh vapahs.
May 30th

this wine isn't going down easily and I...

I’m always asleep earlier on Fridays than week nights. old age is teh suck.
May 30th
We may have a winner folks… Open-Face Turkey, Brie,...
May 30th
sixbucks: davidkendall: I guess I do support some animal...
May 30th

just too many great recipes on Real...

i can’t pick my fun dinners for this weekend. I want to make all of them. and I have to keep...
May 30th
someone was wanting a calzone? Three-Cheese Calzone
May 30th

The dog and Clay are howling at each...

hurricane-k: Gaston is in love. He is all over him right now and is thumping me with his little tail...
May 30th
Doc won! and just look at that facial hair. please...
May 30th

hey you foodies-

deeznutsinyoface: bowlingalleylawyer: who is the guy that has the weird blond goatee and is always...
May 30th

hey you foodies-

who is the guy that has the weird blond goatee and is always in Mexico? I only ever see him on PBS,...
May 30th
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Mullet with headlights? this is officially the greatest thing I have seen this week. WIN. ...
May 30th
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randyhaddock: War and Peace It’s a bit long for a web video but definitely worth it. I am...
May 30th

Fun with accents!

boredintheburbs: “How do you measure happiness,” in a French accent, is definitely pronounced, “How...
May 30th
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arielemadi: bowlingalleylawyer: joemuto: This is me tonight, bitches! this is like the 3rd...
May 29th

Cute boy overload.

this dirty old woman needs a nap.
May 29th
You still got it.
May 29th
Dyaln McKay had a lot of deep pondering to do.
May 29th
but you totally won the 90’s Dylan McKay.
May 29th
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joemuto: This is me tonight, bitches! this is like the 3rd funniest moment of tv history. it makes...
May 29th
Still not Zack Morris, but you’re forgiven here, James...
May 29th
NOT Zack Morris.
May 29th
Thank you Zack Morris.
May 29th
Cut your hair Zack Morris!
May 29th
NYC Teacher Accused of Classroom Sex With...
May 29th

Yes, FaceBook, if you work REEEEALLY...

just.fucking.work.
May 29th
re-touching gone funn-ay.
May 29th
bendoeslife: Bal, If your fish die, it was me. I overfed...
May 29th

STOP TRYING TO MAKE 'WEBUTANTE' HAPPEN

(via boggle) it’s totally fetch, k?
May 29th
“Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the...”
— James 5:1 - 6 (New...
May 29th

i need some leg.

(via bringtheruckuss) me too bruthah. me too.
May 29th
herheadhurts: vela: (via) Kristin bought this for Bo the...
May 29th

I'm glad they made Zack Morris cut his...

all I could see was Dawson Leary when I looked at him.
May 29th
My tilt viewer thingie!
May 29th

Is it just me, or does...

(via traditional-liberal) it’s not just you. and this shit is like the #1 blog. I cringe...
May 29th

I'm too tired to drink.

reactorboy: bowlingalleylawyer: reactorboy: bowlingalleylawyer: that is too much stupid. It’s...
May 29th

EEEK! THERE'S PORN ON MY DASH!

mattyriley: bowlingalleylawyer: mattyriley: bowlingalleylawyer: I’ve officially now seen...
May 29th

EEEK! THERE'S PORN ON MY DASH!

mattyriley: bowlingalleylawyer: I’ve officially now seen porn on Tumblr. my cherry is...
May 29th
black-and-white:borgomani:(via) SID!
May 29th
inothernews: BABY; MAMA Lin Hui, 7, guarded her newborn cub...
May 29th

I'm too tired to drink.

reactorboy: bowlingalleylawyer: that is too much stupid. It’s Friday. Suck it up! Running on...
May 29th
thepatriarchy: Yep. (via atencio)
May 29th

Stella and I were just giggling

youroldarchenemycatwoman: over bowlingalleylawyers description of her portrait. ha! which one?? ...
May 29th

Crap. My father may have just talked me...

(via talix18) I love love love mine! :)
May 29th

EEEK! THERE'S PORN ON MY DASH!

I’ve officially now seen porn on Tumblr. my cherry is popped.
May 29th

I'm too tired to drink.

that is too much stupid.
May 29th

Home at Last.

ahhhhh
May 29th
clarityunfiltered: Smile Friday. With a BREAKFAST BURRITO!!...
May 29th
Texas Woman Told to Remove 'Offensive'...
May 29th

ok, I was wrong. after reading further...

or you’ve never left the house, read a newspaper, seen the news on TV…
May 29th

wow- could you have missed the point any...

you aren’t stupid. stop acting like it.
May 29th

some folks around here wouldn't be able...

I know we all have our soap boxes, but Jesus…. not every single thing is applicable to what...
May 29th
davereed: via crazyfishor: imgur.com
May 29th

I've never understood the bleeding heart...

protect the rights guaranteed them, but not to the detriment of their victims. so back-asswards to...
May 29th
This story really bothers me.
May 29th

Apparently the state of NC didn't like...

we just got THE most ridiculous and condescending piece of shit email from the state Department of...
May 29th
I actually did it! YUM!
May 29th
This story really bothers me.
May 29th
also racist. the green ones come in a glass jar.
May 29th
sixbucks: Racist Sharpie “Magnum” size only comes in...
May 29th

20 minutes till gym time. Then I am...

I want some new thing I saw on TV- chicken and avocado something or the other.* *yes, I realize I...
May 29th
Listen Listen
lickystickypickyme: Elvis Costello - Radio Sweetheart because not only is it Smile Friday,...
May 29th

I went wee-wee in the Men's potty.

I just couldn’t wait for the chick in the Women’s to finish putting on her make up or...
May 29th
sixbucks: Elvis. Costello. Friday.  I think that should be...
May 29th
More treats for the Birthday Girl!
May 29th
May 29th

I just got a hand written Thank You note...

It was just thanking me for taking the time to judge his project. They totally don’t have to...
May 29th
You can always tell by the crazy eyes. (ETA: that’s...
May 29th
Texas Woman Told to Remove 'Offensive'...
May 29th

I mostly just exist in the dreams of...

(via sexypants) indeed. our dreams of sexy pants.
May 29th
Great case where a judge reverses a jury...
May 29th

Did I accidently unfollow Dis? Or did...

I’m confused.
May 29th
Charges Against 'New Black Panthers' Dropped...
May 29th

And now immense sleepiness and a...

that good mood I was in went *poof*
May 29th
(via inothernews)
May 29th
Thug Life, yO whut whut
May 29th
Listen Listen
karenuhoh: The Moldy Peaches, “NYC’s Like A Graveyard” BAL’s posting last night of “Nothing Came...
May 29th

Are you diggin my Timbs, my baggy jeans,...

boggle: bowlingalleylawyer: Blaque serenaded me on the way to work. JC Chasez— a man who truly...
May 29th

Ten Years Ago

nashvilleneedsmoremetaphors: I was married on May 29th, 1999. I was 24. That’s an incredibly young...
May 29th

Weirdest birthday email received so far:

katoleary: ING Direct offering me 15% off on a shredder.  As a birthday gift.  is it TODAY?!?!??! ...
May 29th
lickystickypickyme: this monkey will put you in the best of...
May 29th
nutritionista: Dinner: grilled bison burger with onions,...
May 29th

@Thing 2: woohoo!

thefillies: That’s so great to hear!  I don’t think you’ll plateau. I mean, you might need to...
May 29th

Are you diggin my Timbs, my baggy jeans,...

Blaque serenaded me on the way to work.
May 29th

4 Cases of Piggly Flu in my school...

from an email we just received: NHCS WORKING WITH NHC HEALTH DEPARTMENT ON H1N1 INFLUENZA CASES ...
May 29th

I totally Bumped A Pony today too.

May 29th
Totally violates our dress code & I don’t give a...
May 29th
Warch Watch
notesfromundervault: Billy Squire — Lonely is the Night (MTV/2 Live 1982) [still have, still love...
May 29th
Warch Watch
notesfromundervault: For DavidKendall and Bowlingalleylawyer: Jimmy Barnes and INXS— good times...
May 29th

I think davidkendall is a vampire.

notesfromundervault: davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: all signs point to this… ;) Vhat...
May 29th

holy crap, I had the weirdest dream...

the ex was in it too. *note to self: don’t Tumblr about the ex before bed.
May 29th

if I could make out with Friday, I...

plus, it’s payday.
May 29th

The cutie student is 23. And he showed...

davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: sigh I could be his teenaged mother. I ~almost~ snuck a pic...
May 29th

anyone wanna move to Wilmington?

I think I need a room mate. I need the cash.
May 29th

so I'm not falling for this "chic...

that’s a harness. and you have to wear it WITH a bra. nonsense.
May 29th

I think davidkendall is a vampire.

all signs point to this… ;)
May 29th

I should way be asleep by now.

I should.
May 29th
AND Audrey Hepburn, no less! oh noes! someone might try to...
May 29th

Blergh.

theverbald: hey ladies… yeah, i’m totally interrupting.  sorry about that.  i just wanted to say...
May 29th
look! a bunch of pics of Marilyn Monroe! and no one being...
May 29th
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Warch Watch
The Moldy Peaches- Nothing Came Out if I were going to cry tonight, this would do it. but I’m...
May 29th
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the ting tings- shut up and let me go
May 29th

Blergh.

thinnerthoughts: Thanks BAL. I appreciate your words of wisdom. And ugh I want to throat punch...
May 29th

Blergh.

thinnerthoughts: I know… But I still want to throat punch him. Don’t spend the weekend with me and...
May 29th

where the hell has HHH been lately?

if she isn’t out on a boat catching big mofo trout or whatever it is she catches, she bettah...
May 29th
Sophie is catching up on her Tumblr.
May 29th

Blergh.

thinnerthoughts: bowlingalleylawyer: thinnerthoughts: I shouldn’t be this upset over someone I...
May 29th

Blergh.

thinnerthoughts: I shouldn’t be this upset over someone I do not know/hardly know. I hate that I...
May 29th

I always thought the period goes inside...

tumblevision: but that cheat sheet said only if the punctuation is for the quoted material. I...
May 29th
(via rachell) oh gawd. i can mark off 5 (6?) of these.
May 29th
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thepilgrim-chapter32: And then there was this Pearl Jam-Better Man Bonnaroo 2008 One of the...
May 29th

I have just had a major *DING* moment.

I just don’t drink enough anymore for internet dating. Years ago it was noooo problem cos I...
May 29th
marcusallenthecat: fuckyeahmeninsuits:(via maiathebee) ...
May 29th

I get paid in an hour. This is the check...

And the first of 6 they will jack over the next 12 months. what is 6 times $250? That’s how...
May 29th

For the record- unfollowing people costs...

iseeellis: bowlingalleylawyer: I lost 200 pts after I unfollowed a bunch of people yesterday. ...
May 29th
“north charleston bra that were the hood at nc dont kno take...”
— a comment left on an old ass...
May 29th
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marcusallenthecat: Matthew Sweet- Sick of Myself (via detour066) Here’s a random fact:  My first...
May 29th
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benwoodall: England Dan & John Ford Coley - I’d really love to see you Hey? Remember the...
May 29th
boggle: Mighty Eyebrow of DOOM says “OH HELL NO”. aw I used...
May 29th

will someone please come take out my...

Sid and Sophie fucking REFUSE.
May 29th
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rand0mflora: I pretty much just SQUEEEEEE’d until I died right now. Ok, so I didn’t die.  But...
May 29th
(via thedoctr) I recognize this… Roseanne??
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thedoctr: Every now and again everyone needs a delicious...
May 29th
Before you feel sorry for Brenda Lee, the...
May 29th

there is an adorbs new little gay kid at...

I just wanna hug him or something. gawd. I’m such a hag.
May 29th

all those cute pics are curtesy of my...

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I’m gonna need this wig soon.
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youroldarchenemycatwoman: Justin Vernon… i stole this pic...
May 29th

For the record- unfollowing people costs...

I lost 200 pts after I unfollowed a bunch of people yesterday. and everytime I reblog I lose at...
May 29th
robot-heart: saddest tag ever (via shespeaksoceans)
May 29th
“Then the big white whale, Clinton. What about someone who is...”
— Christopher Hitchens. (via...
May 29th

1487.) i have friends. but i wonder if i...

emmas: (via blogsecret) Your real friends are the ones that show up when your life is at its...
May 29th

Robert Smith on Sirius/XM 1st Wave...

He is doing a count down of his 30 favorite songs from the 80’s that weren’t by The...
May 29th
youroldarchenemycatwoman: Stella. A portrait. gorgeous and...
May 29th
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thepilgrim-chapter32: boggle: thepilgrim-chapter32: Track 1 on Bonnaroo 2008 DVD ...
May 29th
lickystickypickyme: signing off for now. I haven’t cried in a long time. But now it won’t stop. ...
May 29th

The cutie student is 23. And he showed...

sigh I could be his teenaged mother. I ~almost~ snuck a pic of him for ya’ll… then I...
May 29th
“Then no brownies for him. He won’t fit into his gay...”
— the fat guy on King of Queens
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