I Am Not Kidding

2009

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Alex on TMZ yesterday.
Jul 2nd
“I’m Scandinavian God damn it! We love to be naked.”
— Alexander Skarsgård
Jul 2nd

In the silent words of the Virgin Mary,...

Jul 2nd
Warch Watch
clementina: WASH YO NUTS So ummm…catching up on my dashboard I see that many of you have...
Jul 2nd

the new Lance Armstrong Nike commercial...

Jul 2nd
gummoe: GPOYW: new glasses that are giving me synthesthesia...
Jul 2nd

Yer fanger's in my alley!

Not yet.
Jul 2nd
“It’s really quite shocking that everyone in that room would...”
— Dan Savage discussing Obama’s...
Jul 2nd

my ex is a piece of shit.

(via bringtheruckuss) me too dude, me too.
Jul 2nd
Obama on Economy: Mission Accomplished
Jul 2nd
Gives Me Hope - Top Posts
Jul 2nd
youroldarchenemycatwoman: (via fizzzzy) haha. yes.
Jul 2nd
excitablehonky: alanajoy: “Man will always be attracted...
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
Sid scored a flashy new collar
Jul 1st
I kept it under $50
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
There is a mixtape magazine. Who knew?
Jul 1st
They uh spoke too soon?
Jul 1st
Stella!
Jul 1st
For paleo!
Jul 1st
Vamps.
Jul 1st
GPO Mecca W
Jul 1st
I go in search of books!
Jul 1st

fuck ya'll. Imma go to the book store.

(I didn’t really mean the fuck ya’ll part)
Jul 1st
Andy Roddick enjoys a tender moment with his nemesis Roger...
Jul 1st
so is this.
Jul 1st
this is new.
Jul 1st
Jul 1st
fritopie: my dining area. I likes it. fiestawear FTW!
Jul 1st
sinktoswim: The Beastie Boys
Jul 1st
vindicatedcommunications: (via savethekitties) Baby...
Jul 1st
Jul 1st

Wow.

vela: The hospital felt they were overstaffed and cut a bunch of people. Including me. Yeah, so.....
Jul 1st
suddenly:(via cavaz)
Jul 1st
shetoldmesomemore: nedhepburn: hey look its half of...
Jul 1st

sorry Sedatedm. it was just meant to be...

no offense.
Jul 1st

so do we get presents for Canada Day??

Jul 1st

aw fuck. I just did a no no

herheadhurts: bowlingalleylawyer: big huge no no but I did it. What’d ya do?? drunk...
Jul 1st
britches: Our first official photo… He looks hot, I look...
Jul 1st
will-r: bringmethathorizon: songshesings:...
Jul 1st

fuck fuck fuckkkkkk

i need someone to pat my head and say it’s ok cos yeah, this was dumb.
Jul 1st

aw fuck. I just did a no no

big huge no no but I did it.
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
Al Green- I’m So Tired of Being Alone
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Gwen Stefani- Cool yeah, so we all wish we could be this cool… I couldn’t.
Jul 1st
this is only part of why I have a giant crush on Honky ;)
Jul 1st

people are cunts.

(via bringtheruckuss) yeah, pretty much
Jul 1st

Nutritionist Says Jackson Pleaded for...

Michael Jackson was so distraught over persistent insomnia in recent months that he pleaded for a...
Jul 1st

Teen Girl, 14, Found Alive After Indian...

MORONI, Comoros — A Yemeni jetliner carrying 153 people crashed in the Indian Ocean as it came in...
Jul 1st
Nazi Stealth Jet Could Have Won War for Hitler Meet the...
Jul 1st
“I’ve only been in love with a beer bottle and a...”
— Sid Vicious (and me)
Jul 1st
“WE HAD A DEATH PACT I HAVE TO KEEP MY HALF OF THE...”
— Sid Vicious’ suicide...
Jul 1st
“Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight...”
— John Lydon
Jul 1st
“It’s a repressive society where you can’t be...”
— John Lydon
Jul 1st
“I feel nothing but grief, sorrow and sadness for Sid...
Jul 1st

eddie I miss you more than the others...

still listening to this awesome tune. thanks you guys!
Jul 1st

REMINDER: there is a greasemonkey script...

I am still amazed there are folks that don’t have this! if you download it, any file that...
Jul 1st
my punk rawk boyfriend. who’d win??
Jul 1st
My Viking boyfriend… vs….
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
lickystickypickyme: Kim Wilde - Keep me hanging on great tune Licky!
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Social Distortion- Story of My Life (gotta clicky through) (I’m pretty sure my first...
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Roxy Music- More Than This cos you can all love this one…
Jul 1st
(via marcusallenthecat) this is a great shot
Jul 1st

I know this will cost me followers, but...

I know her schtick is that she is on the D-List and on the outskirts, but she really is. No one...
Jul 1st

I just got FOUR final papers emailed to...

it is after midnight- should I count them as late? heh heh
Jul 1st
“this man won’t even buy you some shrimp from Long John...”
— this no sarcasm here...
Jul 1st

No Tumblr Fillies Post today

davidkendall: bowlingalleylawyer: I didn’t go to the gym. I just graded papers all day. (and...
Jul 1st
Listen Listen
songsyouusedtolove: Day 230. ooo thank you ZZZ for letting me dance a bit tonight. I needed to!
Jul 1st
afghanibanani: snuh: (via buttguts) LOVE this movie! ...
Jul 1st

Don't let every man hit the bottom of...

(via paleoconservative) just the tip? that’s what they all say. (psst… you are too...
Jul 1st
(via fullcredit) beyond Truth.
Jul 1st

Sometimes Tumblr is really fucking cool.

thanks afghanibanani
Jul 1st

No Tumblr Fillies Post today

I didn’t go to the gym. I just graded papers all day. (and got called a racist on Tumblr)
Jul 1st

Sebastian- Senior most likely to end up...

Jul 1st

Next week, bitchez.

thedabara: Beach. House. BEACHHOUSE. addy plz. I’ll bring floaties.
Jul 1st

if anyone has the sound file for "People...

afghanibanani: mercurypdx: bowlingalleylawyer: I’d love to have the mp3 ...
Jul 1st

if anyone has the sound file for "People...

mercurypdx: bowlingalleylawyer: I’d love to have the mp3 ...
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
davidkendall: afghanibanani: danielholter: Vagina Power and Penis Power (via anonprsn) ...
Jul 1st
suddenly: The Guardian Monster 06 (via okimi) Pillow Pants!...
Jul 1st

if anyone has the sound file for "People...

I’d love to have the mp3
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Jim Carroll- People Who Died in honor of all the folks we recently lost- plus it just fucking...
Jul 1st
“Michael Jackson will only die once.”
— MSNBC’s Michael Okwu, during...
Jul 1st

so PC finally comes out as Bi?

dazzlingdelta: bowlingalleylawyer: yeah, told ya. Bi first… then finally he’ll come out fully...
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Vampire Weekend- Oxford Comma not bad
Jul 1st
Warch Watch
Daddy’s Gone- Glasvegas band from Scotland…. totally worth the click through.
Jul 1st

I'm pretty sure I saw my first Tumblr...

it was- weird.
Jul 1st

my 2 students that moved here from NYC...

yeah you who is coming down this month ;) rent’s much cheaper here!
Jul 1st

so PC finally comes out as Bi?

yeah, told ya. Bi first… then finally he’ll come out fully in a few years.
Jul 1st

cross-eyed girl needs an ass whoppin

Jul 1st

Im on season 2 of True Blood right...

thinnerthoughts: This show is weird. read the books.
Jul 1st
hurricane-k: The Biltmore House. I think I could be...
Jul 1st

Oh yeah- tonight was my last night at...

I talked to the Dean tonight and she asked about my online classes. What online classes? I know she...
Jul 1st

Who needs a boyfriend anyway?

clementina: Talking to my dad on the phone before bed is so much better than talking to some dude....
Jul 1st

Hope Ink

clarityunfiltered: Spent half the day configuring the Hope Ink Website. I’m thrilled that it is...
Jul 1st
A primer on how to miss a point so widely one...
Jul 1st

Check!

gunstreetgirl: Dollar Store Little Mermaid Float: CHECK A 12-pack of Miller High Life: CHECK ...
Jul 1st
Lebensunwertes Leben (Life unworthy of life)
Jul 1st
emmas: on Brokeback Mountain, Loughborough…
Jul 1st
(via thoseareturkeys)
Jul 1st
A primer on how to miss a point so widely one...
Jul 1st

"The History of the Decline and Fall of...

paleoconservative: Score. Though a more appropriate title for these times would be “The History...
Jul 1st

i am now single

ktroseknows: and it is going to stay that way for a long long time. there is a lot i need to...
Jul 1st
It’s that time…
Jul 1st
thoseareturkeys: Just shy of his 60th birthday and he...
Jun 30th
My eyes decided to be a weird color today.
Jun 30th

food, shower, work, beer.

this is what will occupy the rest of my evening. I’m sooooo pleased with this agenda.
Jun 30th
inothernews: Heh. Hee.
Jun 30th

Is He Ready To Battle The Big Red Balls?

the title of a paper I just received in email. I have NO idea what it is about, but I’m...
Jun 30th

fuck. I want to fail this gay marriage...

herestothehalcyon: bowlingalleylawyer: but I can’t give it a good grade either. fuck. I can’t...
Jun 30th

fuck. I want to fail this gay marriage...

but I can’t give it a good grade either. fuck.
Jun 30th
“In 1st Corinthians 6:9 it states that “homosexuals are...”
— And they just keep gettin...
Jun 30th

I'm actually reading a worse paper than...

this woman says passing helmet laws will kill people. lol whut?!
Jun 30th
hono-lulu: Some ppl are just looking for something to argue about. So annoying. Unfollowed.
Jun 30th
Father Who Ditched Nine Kids Via Safe Haven...
Jun 30th
“You guys are so offensive in your attempts to be politically...”
— Afghanibanani.  A succinct...
Jun 30th
“The option to abort should not be legal, but since it is,...”
— an essay I am grading. HOW am...
Jun 30th

I DOUBLE DOG DARE

afghanibanani: anyone to try and find a part of me that’s just a “little bit racist.” It won’t...
Jun 30th

oooo don't forget- I'm from the South...

double-trouble! :D
Jun 30th

awwwww thanks ya'll! you just put the...

Jun 30th
“personally speaking, this is one of the few countries of the...”
— I Am Not Kidding: sigh But,...
Jun 30th
A primer on how to miss a point so widely one...
Jun 30th

Projects done. On to research papers.

no, I’m not grading these very stringently… at all.
Jun 30th
A primer on how to miss a point so widely one...
Jun 30th
A primer on how to miss a point so widely one...
Jun 30th

sigh

katoleary: bowlingalleylawyer: I guess being white makes you racist by default just like being a...
Jun 30th
Ok this one is pretty cool!
Jun 30th

sigh

I guess being white makes you racist by default just like being a man makes you a misogynist by...
Jun 30th

wow- these projects kinda suck.

especially for college students.
Jun 30th
“It amuses me when people are more offended by accusations of...”
— ohfortheloveofdog (via...
Jun 30th
rosasparks: Here he is. He’s back and he doesn’t like...
Jun 30th
“It amuses me when people are more offended by accusations of...”
— ohfortheloveofdog (via...
Jun 30th

hypocrite.

making assumptions IS bad. and exactly what you’ve done here. fuck off. srsly. you wanna make...
Jun 30th
Yes yes it is.
Jun 30th

ETA: I'm still down almost 1000 bucks...

Jun 30th

This is the first month since January...

it was only $82.21, but at least it’s going in the right direction now.
Jun 30th

where's that racist kid?

vindicatedcommunications: Not that anyone is being racist, he just assumes me. he’s not a...
Jun 30th

When I tan

vindicatedcommunications: I’ve had people tell me I look Native American even though my racial...
Jun 30th

I can retire in 13 years.

lord help me.
Jun 30th
Oh noes...The MJ and his children plot...
Jun 30th
Oh noes...The MJ and his children plot...
Jun 30th

5 hours to grade a zillion papers and...

nah, I don’t have a sad. I has a lazy.
Jun 30th

Zip it, Old Man River!

Jun 30th
It went downhill from there… Actress Elizabeth...
Jun 30th
The Michael Wilding post got me curious, so I did a little...
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
newwavetimewarp: Siouxsie and the Banshees released their “Playground Twist” single on June 30,...
Jun 30th

And another thing!

thedabara: When I got up, I was so exhausted that I tried to change into a t-shirt and jeans...
Jun 30th

No summer job for me!

I wasn’t sure how much my check would be today as it is the first summer check that is just...
Jun 30th

Great Googaly Moogaly! This chick puts...

thedabara: bowlingalleylawyer: how does that happen? Who did that? It was a lady on the A&E...
Jun 30th
hilker: sds: Ruth Bader Ginsburg: “The white firefighters who scored high on New Haven’s...
Jun 30th
inothernews: THIS is what we mean when we call Matt Drudge a...
Jun 30th

26 minutes on hold and I am up to #8 in...

me thinks this is le BULLSHIT.
Jun 30th

down to single digit.

Jun 30th
North Carolina program pays girls not to get...
Jun 30th

The phone call that shall never end...

ya’ll really should bump me up in line. I’m trying TO GIVE YOU MONEY.
Jun 30th

up to #12!

fuck.
Jun 30th

Wait a minute

joemuto: Did True Blood just introduce a minotaur as the newest character? no, she is a maenad. ...
Jun 30th

I am currently 18th in line (on the...

And no, they don’t have online payments. Hayyyy 2009 Cape Fear Public Utility Authority…
Jun 30th

HBO films Eastbound and Down here in...

then I could get a glimpse of my boyfriend.
Jun 30th

My Living Will

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, “I never want...
Jun 30th

10 Things I Hate About You- the tv...

nononoonononononononooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 30th

there's some monster killin going on in...

and lots of yowling. I should have a dead fake leopard fur monster on my bed in a few minutes-...
Jun 30th

I am a lazy, lazy girl.

Jun 30th
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Jun 30th

Great Googaly Moogaly! This chick puts...

how does that happen?
Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
just eatin some hair, like ya do.
Jun 30th
Pretentious Panda
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
skybarn: You have to reconsolidate with the government, and then work ten years consecutively for a...
Jun 30th

i have a fat vagina.

notthatkindagay: (via itdoesnmakesense) pics or it didn’t happen. mine’s quite thin....
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
skybarn: icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse: Income-Based Repayment While my personal student loan...
Jun 30th

I had the most incredible deep tissue...

tumblevision: These things happened during the massage: I let out a moan I drooled on the...
Jun 30th

I slept 4 hours last night, took a...

this is the most productive day I’ve had in 3 weeks.
Jun 30th
“The international scene threatens to play into this sense of...”
— LOSING HIS MOJO? - New York...
Jun 30th
“My brain needs some ho’s. Ooooh baby!”
— some drooling DXM addict on...
Jun 30th

I'm the lyrical gangsta.

it’s all true.
Jun 30th

I think Todd is getting some sucky sucky...

Jun 30th

Obesity Intervention? Really A&E?

Jun 30th
poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: Finally got myself a cheapo...
Jun 30th

For my test today, I had to analyze a...

tumblevision: bowlingalleylawyer: I had to laugh. It was part of Lippmann’s piece on how stale...
Jun 30th

For my test today, I had to analyze a...

I had to laugh. It was part of Lippmann’s piece on how stale and pretentious political writers...
Jun 30th
Warch Watch
Kittehs on Meth (catnip) fucking hell… this is almost disturbing. Sophie is all about the...
Jun 30th

HA! I totally forgot I have classes...

I also forgot about all the papers I have to grade before tomorrow night. And a class set of...
Jun 30th
this will replace showing your thong in no time.
Jun 29th
Goth-SIDE! whut whut
Jun 29th
prolly
Jun 29th
oh mom…
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Touch da funky Booty
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
“Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Milk, Eggs, Coffee”
— some stoner
Jun 29th

Maybe I won't get a summer job. Cable...

after the year I’ve had, I think maybe I need 2 mos off. I’ll only have to drive to the...
Jun 29th

I get paid at midnight. I want a beer....

I’ve been waiting 3 weeks for this one to roll around. So has my car payment, now 11 days...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
herheadhurts: bowlingalleylawyer: Old Shag why’s it...
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
I’m gonna need this M-series, plz. Thx.
Jun 29th
mercurypdx: bowlingalleylawyer: Finally got myself a...
Jun 29th
Finally got myself a cheapo frozen pizza!
Jun 29th
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Old Shag why’s it gotta be bitter?
Jun 29th
Plopp Chocolate bar
Jun 29th
Spunk Vodka. Fancy a shot of spunk?
Jun 29th

Chicken pot Chicken pot Chicken pot...

Jun 29th
“Women are more verbal in order to attract a mate. Men are...”
— some dude on my TV
Jun 29th
Pooped.
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Rawrrr!
Jun 29th
Aw man. That was almost too easy. That always worries me. It involved politics. heh. Details after...
Jun 29th
This is how thrilled I am to take this test. Bai.
Jun 29th
talix18: How sad am I? HA! Mine did the same thing! the ex...
Jun 29th

GOD HATES FANGS.

mabelmoments: clementina: (via bowlingalleylawyer) So pissed that I had to miss this last...
Jun 29th
Warch Watch
Green Day- 21 Guns can’t stop singing this lately
Jun 29th

I wanna do real bad things with you.

Jun 29th

GOD HATES FANGS.

Jun 29th
Jun 29th
Hayyyy Boo
Jun 29th

How to read my workout posts

thetumblrfillies: I realize that my notation may not be clear to folks who might be reading this,...
Jun 29th

BAL

youroldarchenemycatwoman: i’m jealous of your glorious locks. don’t sweat it. you look fab...
Jun 29th

Mind/Body Connection?

souplines: Might be your thyroid on the hair falling out bowlingalleylawyer: tumblevision: ...
Jun 29th

Mind/Body Connection?

tumblevision: Well, it could be a little of both. The exercise probably has helped your mental and...
Jun 29th

I swear to God I am inches away from...

vindicatedcommunications: bowlingalleylawyer: youroldarchenemycatwoman: bowlingalleylawyer: I...
Jun 29th

Mind/Body Connection?

So as most of you know, when my life hit the skids several months ago, I hit the gym instead of...
Jun 29th

I swear to God I am inches away from...

youroldarchenemycatwoman: bowlingalleylawyer: I am so sick of this shit. are you crazy??! you...
Jun 29th

lots of unfollows coming.

I unfollowed someone for a HUGE reason and to have to keep seeing their bullshit reblogged all over...
Jun 29th
Move your meat lose your seat Mommy.
Jun 29th
My boyfriend is on tv.
Jun 29th
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Jun 29th

I swear to God I am inches away from...

clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: I am so sick of this shit. Or at least cutting it shorter...
Jun 28th

Patrick Swayze?

Jun 28th

I swear to God I am inches away from...

I am so sick of this shit.
Jun 28th

Self magazine just told me that having...

katoleary: My dad has had two melanomas removed. (One was on his iris.) I feel like the mole...
Jun 28th

Musical closets

tumblevision: (This is boring.) Okay, here’s the situation. I have too much shit, and much of it...
Jun 28th
“Dat boy! He unsalted me!”
— one of my students last...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th

The son of Michael Jackson reportedly...

Michael Jackson’s eldest son thought his father was joking around when he collapsed on the...
Jun 28th
Jun 28th

the body of my posts aren't showing up....

Jun 28th
Iran Holds U.K. Embassy Staff
Jun 28th
'Infomercial King' Billy Mays Found Dead in...
Jun 28th

FINALLY! Gmail back to normal!

Jun 28th
unchienandalou:(via bebelestrange) sure hope...
Jun 28th

Tuna and Saltines at 1am.

yep. I’m a freak.
Jun 28th
World’s Ugliest Dog Winners Pabst, a boxer-mix...
Jun 28th
Someone’s not getting enough attention...
Jun 28th
truly one of the best sit-coms of all time.
Jun 28th

FAO: BAL

mabelmoments: I can’t for the life of me figure why some of us found your description of the...
Jun 28th

I met another youngin at the gym today....

Jun 28th

June 28, 1914.

paleoconservative: Yugoslav nationalist Gavrilo Princip assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand of...
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
librarianpirate: bowlingalleylawyer: 2 Elephants, One Butthole. I am trying not to make a joke...
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
Monkey Babysitter- A monkey in Dhenkanal protects and takes care of a twenty-four day old human baby...
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
2 Elephants, One Butthole.
Jun 28th

the turtle fucking the shoe video is on...

Tumblr is so ahead of everyone.
Jun 28th

Rock With You is on MTV

at least this got MTV to play videos again.
Jun 28th

so I have a giant test on Monday. Have I...

nah.
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: bowlingalleylawyer: ok, so this is my favorite MJ video (I might as well pile...
Jun 28th

The love ended with "Bad"

Jun 28th

I also especially like dancing to PYT....

we did a dance to it my Freshman year in high school. (“we” being the cheerleaders)
Jun 28th

BAL's white cat.

paleoconservative: bowlingalleylawyer: paleoconservative: I want it. It’s adorable. It seems...
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
ok, so this is my favorite MJ video (I might as well pile on). He still looked and sounded normal...
Jun 28th

BAL's white cat.

paleoconservative: I want it. It’s adorable. It seems much nicer than the cat I had when I was...
Jun 28th
This Dinkleman??
Jun 28th
Are you cool, man?
Jun 28th
Put some ice on it. After that, there’s nothing a few...
Jun 28th
someone is insisting on getting some attention.
Jun 28th

Dominant male monkey motherfucker!

Jun 28th

AIR RAID BITCHES!

Jun 28th
inothernews: afghanibanani: snuh: i’ll stay out of this...
Jun 28th

cable is back. and of course, nothing's...

I’m watching Dazed and Confused on HBO for about the 57th time.
Jun 28th
Warch Watch
For catwoman: The Pixies- Where’s My Mind? (closest I could come to “where’s my...
Jun 28th
some of my books… just browsing.
Jun 28th
Sophie got jealous.
Jun 28th
No TV so I’m playing with Sid.
Jun 28th

and there went my cable.

but I still have my cable internet connection. weird, but useful.
Jun 28th

gah! those rents are hurting my...

tumblevision: bowlingalleylawyer: That’s twice what I pay and I have a pool and tennis courts! ...
Jun 28th

Heart flutter... my secret boyfriend...

giant sigh!
Jun 28th

gah! those rents are hurting my...

That’s twice what I pay and I have a pool and tennis courts! but yeah yeah… NY….
Jun 28th
“I ADVISED HIM THAT WE HAD GOTTEN COMPLAINTS ABOUT A MAN...”
— From a recent police report...
Jun 28th

It's only 65 degrees in NYC??

oh good lord. It was 93 here today.
Jun 28th
tumblevision: bowlingalleylawyer: tumblevision: BAL— ...
Jun 28th

sorry... it made me laugh.

Jun 27th

Underpants Navy = Sperm

Jun 27th