adios tumblrinos
Oct 2nd
Oct 2nd
Documentaries
like real movies but with ugly people.
Oct 2nd
how bout I pound you like a boy?
that didn’t come out right.
Oct 2nd
I can't focus or pay any kind of...
I’m not sure if it is the 3 beers or the fact that I am really fucking tired. I just...
Oct 2nd
hayyyy Fringe.
nice to see you again.
Oct 2nd
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I totally can't follow this high school...
I wanted to like it, I really did. but so far it doesn’t hold my attention long enough for me...
Oct 2nd
CGB and I were in high school. We've...
Texts between us: Saturday- 47 Sunday- 93 Since Sunday- 5 I think it’s safe to say the new...
Oct 2nd
My phone... my life
promisetomyself: bowlingalleylawyer: voice minutes: 398 texts sent: 289 texts rec’d: 277 Pix...
Oct 1st
My phone... my life
voice minutes: 398 texts sent: 289 texts rec’d: 277 Pix sent: 84 Pix rec’d: 2 no...
Oct 1st
Smokey Robinson - Robby Benson
Oct 1st
robot-heart:
The Two Paths: Good Mothers and Outcast Sluts...
Oct 1st
My Longevity check was $640! YAY!
I only got $390 of it. BOOOOOO!
Oct 1st
I'll be going back under the needle next...
thank fuck.
Oct 1st
inothernews:
PLAYIN’ FOR PRIDE. UNLIKE THE RED SOX The...
Oct 1st
Fuck I love this critter…
Oct 1st
I'm burping cous cous.
~TMI
Oct 1st
zoom-a zoom-a zoooom.
~Zoom
Oct 1st
poobah:
Back of the House and Garden: When you come to buy...
Oct 1st
wikky wikky wikky wikky
~newcleus
Oct 1st
Watch
will-r:
For BAL and her CGB. Gym romances.
oh dear god! this is too awful and awesome.
I’m...
Oct 1st
Listen
vela:
“(I Belong to The) Blank Generation” by Richard Hell and the Voidoids
Oct 1st
Sid has been spending a lot of time in...
talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: I’m going to join PFLAG. Are you going to start calling her...
Oct 1st
This lighter is disappointing me!
Oct 1st
Sid has been spending a lot of time in...
I’m going to join PFLAG.
Oct 1st
They shoot single people, don't they?
kbels:(via adayinboston) all fuken week.
Oct 1st
How do you expect me to grow if you...
Oct 1st
Take any job you can get and don't make...
sage advice.
Oct 1st
You know the difference between winners...
The score.
Oct 1st
Pelosi Won’t Call on Grayson to Apologize
Oct 1st
Need 25 copies of Where the Sidewalk Ends
Oct 1st
who wants to come down to Wilmington...
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: I got paid today and Hipster Hat canceled on me. yes, drinks are...
Oct 1st
Watch
wooliebear:
The only known film footage of diarist Anne Frank has been released for the first time...
Oct 1st
Two things that are gonna make me feel better.
Oct 1st
can someone put this in human language...
scottfriday: bowlingalleylawyer: “There is a desktop manager out there for Linux which gives you...
Oct 1st
BAL,
promisetomyself: deleted that one for you. I’m sorry. :( good girl! :)
Oct 1st
I still uphold the argument that...
promisetomyself: JUST SAYIN. oh sweetie, no. don’t post things like this. *sad face*
Oct 1st
can someone put this in human language...
“There is a desktop manager out there for Linux which gives you the Leopard desktop. Linux...
Oct 1st
There ought to be a law!
(via inothernews) yer?
Oct 1st
whu oh. tears. there are tears. outta...
I think I now officially have passed the blues and went straight to the mean reds.
Oct 1st
dcwhip:
Elizabeth Smart testified Thursday that she was...
Oct 1st
who wants to come down to Wilmington...
scottfriday: thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: I got paid today and Hipster Hat canceled on me. ...
Oct 1st
lap top totally fucked. ex can't even...
gonna spend a little chunk of change fixing up his old one I have wanted for over a year now. still...
Oct 1st
fucking fuck.
Oct 1st
you are worthless Arec Bardrin
Oct 1st
Oh MY!
notesfromundervault: Basically, my last few post are: Glory Hole, Penis, Vagina, Craigslist...
Oct 1st
so have the stupid fucks in hollywood...
or are they still as clueless and out of touch as ever? (I’ve been having a lot of...
Oct 1st
poobah:
BAL Writes: I can’t afford this, so would you just...
Oct 1st
Nap on, girlfriend.
(excuse the finger to protect the...
Oct 1st
katiepalooza:
lindsaymccown:
Desperately trying to fit...
Oct 1st
who wants to come down to Wilmington...
poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: I got paid today and Hipster Hat canceled on me. yes, drinks are...
Oct 1st
the student that reminds me of myself is...
and I am so not gonna wake her up. I feel you, lil doppelganger.
Oct 1st
poobah:
AND… when you visit Billy’s dacha in Chicago, you...
Oct 1st
sixbucks:
bowlingalleylawyer:
thedmoshow:
switchblades:
Authors, artists and musicians are...
Oct 1st
You are standing at a fork in the road,...
goddamnitsweetheart: bowlingalleylawyer: talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: ok, ya’ll are my...
Oct 1st
who wants to come down to Wilmington...
I got paid today and Hipster Hat canceled on me. yes, drinks are included. I must not sit around...
Oct 1st
thedmoshow:
switchblades:
Authors, artists and musicians are due to gather at a library in San...
Oct 1st
You are standing at a fork in the road,...
talix18: bowlingalleylawyer: ok, ya’ll are my network… I’m lookin at ya’ll. (this was the start...
Oct 1st
It's getting cold and you're still...
figuremeout: Make October Awkward Sexual Advances month and find someone to snuggle with for...
Oct 1st
"You pitched a tent. What did you pitch?...
thing I just had to say to a male student in my class. without cracking up. I failed. only me and 2...
Oct 1st
You are standing at a fork in the road,...
ok, ya’ll are my network… I’m lookin at ya’ll. (this was the start of my...
Oct 1st
I'm probably still too snotty to go to...
bumblevision: Either that or I’m going back to bed. ya know… I’ve been wondering about...
Oct 1st
It was so cold in my apartment, I had to...
bumblevision: bowlingalleylawyer: bumblevision: I grabbed my old high school field hockey...
Oct 1st
“Cut your losses and don’t waste your time . Why stay in some...”
— He’s Just Not That Into You...
— He’s Just Not That Into You...
Oct 1st
My toes are already yelling at me. (imma whine a lot today)
Oct 1st
Here come the Blues… and here I go to Work.
Oct 1st
Listen
thedmoshow:
soul decision - faded.
FUCK I used to love this song.
Oct 1st
I'm pretty sure I am going to be...
I’m such a rebel.
Oct 1st
It was so cold in my apartment, I had to...
bumblevision: I grabbed my old high school field hockey sweatshirt. It’s a Champion. I think these...
Oct 1st
I've only been up for an hour and I...
:( I hate days like this.
Oct 1st
hey. it's Thursday.
culby: bowlingalleylawyer: youuuu can do eeeet! Did this week just scream by for anybody else?...
Oct 1st
hey. it's Thursday.
youuuu can do eeeet!
Oct 1st
both of my cats always run away when I...
can’t explain it.
Oct 1st
insomniacmeg:
gunstreetgirl:
SHHHIIIIIII- the Magic Bullet...
Oct 1st
and Sophie just headbutted the cheap...
consensus says: throw beer away. call it a night.
Oct 1st
this beer tastes oddly like soap.
I’m oddly (or not) not enjoying it. at all. BEER FUCKING FAIL!
Oct 1st
Kyle Petty's wife's name is Patty. heh
carson-suggs: bowlingalleylawyer: Patty Petty. like Steve Perry’s wife, Sherry. Marcy...
Oct 1st
Kyle Petty's wife's name is Patty. heh
Patty Petty. like Steve Perry’s wife, Sherry.
Oct 1st
cheap can beer wednesday night
Oct 1st
How to Cook Beer Brats
Oct 1st
Watch
Drive By Truckers- Panties In Your Purse
Sep 30th
OH! I almost forgot! When you go into...
clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: that shit is embarrassing. just sayin. (isn’t there a...
Sep 30th
OH! I almost forgot! When you go into...
that shit is embarrassing. just sayin. (isn’t there a Drive By Truckers song…?)
Sep 30th
kbels:
GPOYBecauseit’sreallyfuckinghardbeingthisfabulousW
...
Sep 30th
ps to bal -
thedmoshow: not sure if you saw the post from the other day, but she actually texted me a photo and...
Sep 30th
clarityunfiltered:
bowlingalleylawyer:
Sid wanted a GPOYW...
Sep 30th
fuckin Sid gets more love than I do!
well… admittedly, she’s a hell of a lot cuter :)
Sep 30th
dcwhip:
bowlingalleylawyer:
I tore that shit UP.
Dear...
Sep 30th
jacobsknabb:
I just saw this image while scrolling...
Sep 30th
Some kind soul needs to mail me some...
insomniacmeg: yosamanthrax: insomniacmeg: (via yosamanthrax) Can do, Boss! W… would you...
Sep 30th
synecdoche:andrearotten:(via biancauseyourtelescope)
feelin...
Sep 30th
I am the Right and that coup blog post...
don’t put that shit on all of us. thanks.
Sep 30th
clarityunfiltered:
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
awww that...
Sep 30th
rugger14:
gpoyw: the “I’m sick and laying in bed all day”...
Sep 30th
Sid wanted a GPOYW too
Sep 30th
GPOYW- Busy day edition!
Sep 30th
thedmoshow:
gpoyw “dancing to journey in my new classroom...
Sep 30th
Supreme Court Will Decide Whether Strict Gun...
Sep 30th
my ass has been uncomfortably itchy all...
thedmoshow: awe.some. scottfriday, you have competition.
Sep 30th
dcwhip:
the absolute, very best part of growing up in the...
Sep 30th
wake me up
fizzzzy: september’s ending. gotcha. admit it. crap. now I gotta get up?
Sep 30th
507-Carat Diamond Found at South African Mine
...
Sep 30th
Arms, calves and cardio
thetumblrfillies: thetumblrfillies: … Second, I went up in weight for biceps curls to 25 lb...
Sep 30th
inothernews:
OLYMPOLITICKING First Lady Michelle Obama...
Sep 30th
kbels:
bowlingalleylawyer:
It sho nuff is tough living...
Sep 30th
I tore that shit UP.
Sep 30th
It sho nuff is tough living down chere in Wilmington among...
Sep 30th
dcwhip:
I’M SO GLAD I GREW UP IN THE SOUTH
this is swann...
Sep 30th
I'm so lucky I didn't grow up in the...
dcwhip: bowlingalleylawyer: joemuto: ******* read the original post if you want***** you...
Sep 30th
I'm so lucky I didn't grow up in the...
dcwhip: joemuto: Or else I’d have to deal with nonsense like this: Community members are...
Sep 30th
iwasjustsayin:
GPOYW- Shifty eyes edition!
I like your...
Sep 30th
thoseareturkeys:
I’m having one of those days when I want to just invest all my money in lottery...
Sep 30th
I'm so lucky I didn't grow up in the...
joemuto: ******* read the original post if you want***** you have GOT to be one of the most...
Sep 30th
“that’s like accidentally dying of getting shithoused by a...”
— scottfriday today’s...
— scottfriday today’s...
Sep 30th
rugger14:(via ballerinaforballers)
ARB
ditto.
Sep 30th
thedmoshow:
I’m a gifted teacher in the hood. Because my...
Sep 30th
la di dadi
I got paid! wheee! and my lil extra longevity check did.not.suck.
Sep 30th
TLC's 'Jon and Kate' to be Renamed 'Kate Plus...
Sep 30th
ACORN May Face Trial for First Time as Nevada...
Sep 30th
I've been watching Foxfire on Lifetime...
this fucking movie. it’s so dyke-tastic.
Sep 30th
mabelmoments:
The stunt went wrong when it was blown off...
Sep 30th
whew buddy... I did a lottta sleepin...
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: but I betcha come 10’ish, I’ll be yawning anyway. I was wondering...
Sep 30th
whew buddy... I did a lottta sleepin...
but I betcha come 10’ish, I’ll be yawning anyway.
Sep 30th
mabelmoments:
Posting this in the spirit of Jocktober.
I...
Sep 30th
hono-lulu:brooklynmutt:
via
truth
Sep 30th
I slept from 6pm to 11:30pm... now when...
I suck.
Sep 30th
hogwash
Sep 29th
And once again the Republicans make the...
(via iwasjustsayin)
Sep 29th
I wonder what the non-pathetic people...
notthatkindagay: (via qisto) Baking these Pumpkin Cupcakes since the grocery store FINALLY has...
Sep 29th
You be illin'
why is this song in my head?
Sep 29th
I actually got some work done at work...
How’d that happen?!
Sep 29th
sixbucks:powlsy:(via givethatshitroomtobreathe)
ahahaha!
Sep 29th
thank God for ex's!
did I really just type that? yep, i did. he’s currently fixing my lap top AND! may be able to...
Sep 29th
things you can learn when you look at...
apparently in the midst of trying to call CGB Saturday night, I called my ex. His name is Dr__ and...
Sep 29th
“The time for thinking about exercise and diet is over; now...”
— my hororscope today. could...
— my hororscope today. could...
Sep 29th
davidkendall:
Now this is a clever ad.
wish I could print...
Sep 29th
"Nice tits" should have been your...
*pout*
Sep 29th
Goombar.
what an unfortunate last name for a teenager to have.
Sep 29th
I just made a lil smartass chick cry.
eh whatever. they should know by now not to test their “I hate authority” theories on...
Sep 29th
"It was then that Grover realized he was...
thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: YAYAYAYYAY! one of my kids just gave this as an answer to “Give...
Sep 29th
"It was then that Grover realized he was...
YAYAYAYYAY! one of my kids just gave this as an answer to “Give an example of an epiphany in...
Sep 29th
I'd like to have a good day, plz.
kthxbai! :)
Sep 29th
GEICO can suck my ass.
Sep 29th
My lap top ate itself overnight. It won’t start. overnight… just sitting there…....
Sep 29th
“Didn’t your mother tell you that sex leads to things...”
— Frasier to Roz
— Frasier to Roz
Sep 29th
Sep 28th
almost made it…
Sep 28th
fuck that guy
Sep 28th
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Sep 28th
Walking down West 23rd Street in the...
(via inothernews) that’s like biblical and shit. or maybe horror movie-like.
Sep 28th
love of my life
Sep 28th
Watch
Alexander Skarsgård & Tarik Saleh Q&A from the screening of Metropia last night (09/26/09)...
Sep 28th
it's Monday and I am worthless.
sleepin, eatin’, chattin’. that’s all I’ve done since 2pm.
Sep 28th
robot-heart:iamchrysanthemum:hello-helicopter
Sep 28th
I have a new bruise.
and I now know exactly how the other one happened.
Sep 28th
Poor Hipster Hat... she's have a tough...
pretty sure she’s gonna have to go to jail.
Sep 28th
I just tore UP some squash and onions
and chicken and couscous (don’t judge. it’s the end of the month)
Sep 28th
13 minutes.
the donger need food (and a nap). too much caffeine and no food = big ol’ tummy ache.
Sep 28th
hmmm... so I think my plan just changed
thedmoshow: I was planning on going to law school in the fall, but was just recommended for the...
Sep 28th
maybe I should stop calling him CGB now?
go with a first initial? I dunno. then it’s a thing and we have labels and you know I’m...
Sep 28th
less than an hour. I can do this.
and I promise not to stay up till 2am with CGB on a school night again. ok, I so totally...
Sep 28th
sometimes i just want to be objectified.
scottfriday: bowlingalleylawyer: scottfriday: dig that. nice tits. i keep talking to you on...
Sep 28th
souplines:
for spontaneous
Sep 28th
sometimes i just want to be objectified.
scottfriday: dig that. nice tits.
Sep 28th
“It’s funny. If your average guy were to rape a 13-year-old...”
— Jeff Fecke (via katoleary) ...
— Jeff Fecke (via katoleary) ...
Sep 28th
PSA: Movie nights should not begin at...
Now you know. (there’s not enough coffee for this day)
Sep 28th
I realllly question my own morals...
scottfriday: (via heybrittneyy) me too. all three of ‘em. you’re being generous, scott.
Sep 28th
I can't rock-n-roll all night.
I only rock from 1-3.
Sep 28th
Now that we found love what are we gonna...
Now.
Sep 28th
Flat.
bumblevision: You know how sometimes you feel like all the positive energy, the forward momentum,...
Sep 28th
More school: Obama would curtail summer...
Sep 28th
"Yo girl! Gimme sum dat!"
just heard in the hallway outside my classroom.
Sep 28th
More school: Obama would curtail summer...
Sep 28th
One of my kiddies gave me a Tootsie Pop
Sep 28th
will someone please gimme some food?...
I forgot to bring anything and I my tumtum is growling.
Sep 28th
You Know The Worst Thing About Drinking...
(via wildcraw) wait till you do it at 40…
Sep 28th
I beleive I originally got this from Talix.
it needs to...
Sep 28th
feeling very stabba stabba today
must not hit children don’t hit children it’s bad to hit children
Sep 28th
high maintenance and nerd love
my 1st period.
Sep 28th
and bad (good) thoughts keep...
Sep 28th
I'm grading papers, btw.
in case you missed that.
Sep 28th
grading papers grading papers grading...
grading papers grading papers grading papers grading papers grading papers grading papers grading...
Sep 28th
this should totally be a sick day.
I stayed up way too late last night. it was worth it, but bluh on this day….
Sep 28th
Watch
goddamnitsweetheart:
amandatague:
Barring any major catastrophe, I’m going to go see the Smoking...
Sep 28th
fuck you, Monday.
fuck you hard.
Sep 28th
gah! finally! I'm gonna fall asleep on...
yeah, actually, that’s the plan.
Sep 28th
Sep 28th
so much fab
Sep 28th
he's coming over soon.
thoseareturkeys: bowlingalleylawyer: I feel like I should be doing something… Bake cookies? dab...
Sep 28th
he's coming over soon.
poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: I feel like I should be doing something… ••• The old martini at the...
Sep 28th
he's coming over soon.
I feel like I should be doing something…
Sep 28th
What a prick.
Sep 28th
It's like a damn Mentos commercial in...
Sep 28th
I totally forgot I had a Twitter... and...
Boo! You whore!
Sep 27th
Boo! You whore!
this is my new favorite thing to ssay.
Sep 27th
4 years ago… gettin some tongue from Kira.
I miss my...
Sep 27th
one night out and I lose 1,000 pts.
poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: life = shitty tumblr person ••••...
Sep 27th
(via marlasingerkindagirl)
I hate this douche. he needs to...
Sep 27th
one night out and I lose 1,000 pts.
poobah: bowlingalleylawyer: life = shitty tumblr person •••• Probably worth it though, oui? —BP ...
Sep 27th
I'm being a bad girl today. like, in a...
Sep 27th
goddamnitsweetheart:
(via theyahooanswers)
Hahahahaha, I...
Sep 27th
slapaho
Sep 27th
Sorry about that last rant. Hope this...
wooliebear: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: Of course it fucking does. ahah!!! WOOLIE SAID...
Sep 27th
I invited CGB over tonight, late night.
guess I should get some rest. and you know, bathe.
Sep 27th
I maybe could throw up now.
good lord I feel like shit.
Sep 27th
one night out and I lose 1,000 pts.
life = shitty tumblr person
Sep 27th
18 missed calls last night.
EIGHT plus TEN 18. what-the-fuck.
Sep 27th
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Sep 27th
Someone hit my fucking car.
Sep 27th
My friends
Sep 27th
Hipster Hat flipped her car. 2nd DUI. night in hospital. going to jail. FUUUUCCCKKKK!!!
Sep 27th
Distractions not working :(
Sep 27th
BV you've got mail!
Sep 27th
I'm going out with friends from work.
I can’t promise I will leave the phone in the car tonight.
Sep 27th
think I'll crash for awhile. then there...
then I’ll probably drink a few beers. then, if I feel like it, I might make a booty call. ...
Sep 26th
randyhaddock:
Earlier today I heard there was a so-called...
Sep 26th
personal tragedy.
blogging-via-macbook: Leaving Tumblr for…I really don’t know how long. I don’t know how much time...
Sep 26th
so is this like the only place the temp...
I mean it’s raining, but I’m not busting out the sweaters or anything. I’d have...
Sep 26th
so did GA Tech kick our ass?
fizzzzy: (via bowlingalleylawyer) um not really kicked your guys’ ass, but the scoreboard said...
Sep 26th
so did GA Tech kick our ass?
Sep 26th
Sometimes, text messages can make life...
(via boredintheburbs) heh
Sep 26th
and he WAY blew it, by the way.
but at least I learned a very important lesson- the LESS I respond/seem to care, the MOAR he seems...
Sep 26th
this fucking day…
depressing.
Sep 26th
Do.Not.Fuck.Wit.Mah.Gum.
Happy Caturday!
Sep 26th
gotta get this booty train rollin'
clarityunfiltered: bowlingalleylawyer: but such an icky rainy day makes me wanna put on flannel...
Sep 26th
gotta get this booty train rollin'
but such an icky rainy day makes me wanna put on flannel jammies and curl up in bed with someone and...
Sep 26th
Listen
youroldarchenemycatwoman:
ewokonline:
The Clash - Janie Jones
“He’s in love with rock ‘n’ roll,...
Sep 26th
6 texts in less than 30 minutes.
now I feel like I should respond?
Sep 26th
The City is playing some fuck-off AWFUL...
whoever did that to a perfectly lovely song should be fucking shot. for real. I’m offended.
Sep 26th
rainy day. :( no beach fo' me.
Sep 26th
Sometimes I am really smart!
I just now finally retrieved my phone from the car. I missed some stuff ;) TEXTS: 12:54 am What...
Sep 26th
Listen
Finger Eleven- One Thing
loving this a lot these days
(thanks dmo)
Sep 26th
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be...”
— CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Choke
— CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Choke
Sep 26th
Billy's been Busy...
poobah: Suzy Poobah’s mom passed away this week and they have been attending to all that goes with...
Sep 26th
fizzzzy:
suicideblonde:
The Pig is Dead: Susan Atkins...
Sep 26th
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even...”
— CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Diary I just...
— CHUCK PALAHNIUK, Diary I just...
Sep 26th
tumblr shall soon fade
suddenly: justtysheen: lyrically-potent: just as those before it. aim chat. yahoo chat....
Sep 26th
fizzzzy:
(via letmejustbreath)
repeated reblog
Sep 26th
Listen
lickystickypickyme:
Kim Wilde - Keep me hanging on
this song brings such nostalgia it squeezes my...
Sep 26th
“In every parting there comes a time when our beloved has...”
— can’t remember the...
— can’t remember the...
Sep 26th
Watch
The Black Keys- I’ll Be Your Man
theme from Hung
this shit is so good. 2 slobby white dudes?...
Sep 26th
Watch
iamsebastian:
Put the you know what in the you know where! (I am in touch with my inner pervert.)
...
Sep 26th
“I get enough teeny weeny dick.
Don’t even send me a...”
— Hung
— Hung
Sep 26th
Feed My Starving Children
Sep 26th
It's not as though I really need you.
If you were here I’d only leave you.
Sep 26th
Watch
REM- Don’t Go Back To Rockville
my personal fav. so country.
Sep 26th
Watch
REM- So. Central Rain (I’m Sorry)
Sep 26th
“It feels like I am shitting a knife!
Why won’t any of...”
— Baby Mama
— Baby Mama
Sep 26th
tumblies are quiet tonight.
you mean you bitches have lives and shit? NO! not allowed!
Sep 26th
3 hour nap after work. My body just shut...
bumblevision: Now what? I did the same. then bubble bath. hid my phone from myself. Now beer.
Sep 26th
fizzzzy:(via staree)
story of my life.
Sep 26th
how to piss your ex off after 10 months:
post pics on your FB of your boytoy, apparently. ef u, buddy.
Sep 26th
p.s. my left eyebrow is higher than my...
(via thewarindrew) mine were even for the first time in 40 years when I got Botox.
Sep 26th
capricious:(via explodingdog)
won’t you just ;)
Sep 26th
my cell phone is safely hiding in my car...
he didn’t leave town.
Sep 26th
Listen
boredintheburbs:
Man, what a great song.
Prince - Pussy Control
I reblogged this yesterday and...
Sep 25th
I ate too much pasta too quickly and now...
Friday FAIL.
Sep 25th
aaand the texting has begun.
thedmoshow: (via bowlingalleylawyer) I wish I could unlike this. yeah and I wish I could turn...
Sep 25th
synecdoche:
(via movieoftheday)
i really, really, really...
Sep 25th
BAL:
notesfromundervault: sorry for the shout-out (can’t remember Disqus password argh) I didn’t get...
Sep 25th
aaand the texting has begun.
davidkendall: (via bowlingalleylawyer) You can ignore it, if you really want to…. nuh uh. Imma...
Sep 25th
dmo- that conversion site is like the...
thanks for the linkage.
Sep 25th
aaand the texting has begun.
Sep 25th
inothernews:
“Did I leave the gas on?”
No! I’m a...
Sep 25th
BUT! I think someone puked in the...
at least I chose to think that smell when I was getting my bag was puke and not shit.
Sep 25th
notesfromundervault:
laurradarrel:
This post caught my...
Sep 25th
ahhhh good day at the gym!
I’m much more calm now. and there are beers in the fridge. and no texts coming in. NOW...
Sep 25th
still bitching about being at work
shoulda coulda left an hour ago….
Sep 25th
I find myself doing a lot of dramatic...
Sep 25th
I'm covering a friend's class while she...
I’d rather be in the gym. I need to be in the gym. And CGB is already on the road (thanks...
Sep 25th
I'm too ghetto for my own good.
true story.
Sep 25th
I just admitted to the boyfriend that I...
(via insomniacmeg) hey now… when he was married to Mary Tyler Moore on the DVDyke Show? um,...
Sep 25th
Watch
thedmoshow:
HEY BAL - here ya go.
convert it: http://onlinevideoconverter.com/
you da...
Sep 25th
I’m freezing and it is 87 degrees outside.
Sep 25th
and I know, I don't wanna know. I just...
whatever this song is, I wish someone would post the mp3 so I can download it.
Sep 25th
head about to fly off
teenagers are so loud only 20 more minutes i really need the gym also need mad food soon
Sep 25th
Remember when Bush did this and Obama...
Sep 25th
last night I dreamed michaelikesit and I...
we had this huge condo right on the beach and he was dating a girl in high school and she...
Sep 25th
I forgot what I was about to rant...
and you KNOW it was all important and shit.
Sep 25th
Found on my floor today. It was a girl’s paper.
Sep 25th
there is a little chick in this Honors...
she even looks like me. bless her heart.
Sep 25th
yay homecoming and shit.
Sep 25th
beer money is secure.
but only just. whewwww c’mon Wednesday. Momma needs some diet coke too.
Sep 25th
I sure hope I have beer money for...
I’m afraid to check my balance and end up all emo (ya know, more than usual) for the rest of...
Sep 25th