I would like to partake in this burrito sex.

lowdunks:

clsblg:

lowdunks:

(via clsblg)

16 is still illegal in the Carolinas.  Thank God or else I’d have to find another excuse for excluding the penis.

The research I’ve performed concludes that 16 is also the age of consent in the Carolinas, with North Carolina having a rule about age disparity between partners.

Damn, well … how about … penis is gross.  Now that’s what I call a good reason.

now wait a goddamn minute! my heart (and other parts) belong to the peen!

∞ 3 weeks ago
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  1. lowdunks reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    Don’t encourage the boy.
  2. lowdunks reblogged this from clsblg-deactivated20091105 and added:
    You can dip that thing in chocolate and stick a bow on it and I’ll still want nothing to do with it. A for effort,...
  3. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from lowdunks and added:
    now wait a goddamn minute! my heart (and other parts) belong to the peen!
  4. lowdunks reblogged this from clsblg-deactivated20091105 and added:
    Damn, well … how about … penis is gross. Now that’s what I call a good reason.
  5. lowdunks reblogged this from clsblg-deactivated20091105
  6. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from clsblg-deactivated20091105
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