boggle: alaskamiller: being that i’m not from the shitty coast, i never had one of these before. so one time at olive garden i got one thinking that it would be soft and delicious. word of warning, folks, it’s not. instead it’s hard and crunchy and tastes disgustingly sugary. i hate you cannolis. i hate you. Umm, can we talk about how you ate a cannoli at OLIVE GARDEN? Think about it. Of course it was gross. Please do not group all cannolis in with this atrocity. It’s like saying you don’t like all cheeses because you once tasted Velvetta.  cannolis are… are… AMBROSIA! FOOD OF THE GODS! ARGGG! whew… ok, I’m better.

boggle:

alaskamiller:

being that i’m not from the shitty coast, i never had one of these before. so one time at olive garden i got one thinking that it would be soft and delicious. word of warning, folks, it’s not. instead it’s hard and crunchy and tastes disgustingly sugary. i hate you cannolis. i hate you.

Umm, can we talk about how you ate a cannoli at OLIVE GARDEN? Think about it. Of course it was gross. Please do not group all cannolis in with this atrocity. It’s like saying you don’t like all cheeses because you once tasted Velvetta.

 cannolis are… are… AMBROSIA! FOOD OF THE GODS! ARGGG!

whew… ok, I’m better.

∞ 8 months ago
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  1. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from davidkendall and added:
    trying to seduce me?
  2. joemuto reblogged this from bowlingalleylawyer and added:
    If you’re ever in New York go to Rocco’s in Greenwich Village and get...cannoli. I don’t...
  3. bowlingalleylawyer reblogged this from boggle and added:
    cannolis are… are… AMBROSIA! FOOD OF THE GODS! ARGGG! whew… ok, I’m better.
  4. syzlak reblogged this from malty and added:
    From the site - “My father’s parents were born in Palermo in Sicily and immigrated to New York City in the early 1900s....
  5. malty reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    YES! Di Prima Dolci! why do people feel the need to eat at bullshit places like Olive Garden and expect something good?...
  6. mercurypdx reblogged this from boggle and added:
    SECONDED! Incidentally, if you are in the Portland, OR Metro area there is ONE place to get good cannoli (as well as...
  7. bigbones reblogged this from alaskamiller and added:
    the ones in the photograph don’t even look good. BUT CANNOLIS ARE AMAZING. the pastry has a little crunch but not a taco...
  8. typeset reblogged this from alaskamiller and added:
    No, they’re supposed to be full of creamy and rich ricotta that melts on your tongue, and you should be able to break a...
  9. davidkendall reblogged this from boggle and added:
    Perfect analogy from boggle……a real cannoli is made by a real Italian pastry shop (or, better yet, by a real Italian...
  10. alaskamiller reblogged this from boggle and added:
    are they not suppose to taste hard, crunchy, and with enough sugar to need insulin pills?
  11. boggle reblogged this from alaskamiller and added:
    Umm, can we talk about how you ate a cannoli...OLIVE GARDEN? Think about it. Of...
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