I Am Not Kidding

a slightly drunken g'night to you all.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:44:26 -0500

maybe I’ll dream the key to men’s minds.

"The Southern idea of a gentleman is a man who, if a lady falls down drunk, will pick her up off the..."

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:35:22 -0500

“The Southern idea of a gentleman is a man who, if a lady falls down drunk, will pick her up off the floor and freshen up her drink. You practically have to be on the list for your second liver before a Southerner notices you drink too much.”

- (via dcwhip)

why I date southern men.

thedmoshow: What an awesome link! Love coming back on to find...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:30:32 -0500

thedmoshow:

What an awesome link!

Love coming back on to find this after a few days. hahaha missed you guys.

I’m an Orca! I’m a motherfucking Orca (toilet seat)!

psst… been missing y0 ass. the fuck you BEEN??

The chick that works at the gym asked me to go grab a beer with her tonight.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:26:23 -0500

bumblevision:

bowlingalleylawyer:

clarityunfiltered:

bowlingalleylawyer:

awww I might haz a new friend!

and she seems totally normal. and she works at the gym! YAY!

Yay!! Hopefully she is normal. :D

haha yesh she is! and is closer to my age, but not married and no kids and still likes to go out.

best of all… she is a trainer so she likes to work out as much as I do.

I’m hopeful :)

That’s great! I wish I could be friendlier with the trainers at my gym, but, how do I say this… it’s New York ;-)

heh well yes, but if you will recall… this is the same girl I thought was hitting on me a couple months ago! Someone is nice to me and I think she is hitting on me when she really just wanted to be friends. so yeah, the weird might be universal ;)

So my ex always said I had something in my body that caused my lap tops to blow up. Now he sends me a link to this:

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:20:00 -0500

Using newly developed voltage-sensitive nanoparticles, researchers have found that the previously unknown electric fields inside of cells are as strong, or stronger, as those produced in lightning bolts.

Researchers believe they may be able to learn more about disease states, such as cancer, by studying these minute, but powerful electric fields.

University of Michigan researchers led by chemistry professor Raoul Kopelman encapsulated voltage-sensitive dyes in polymer spheres just 30 nanometers in diameter. Testing these nanoparticles in the internal fluid of brain-cancer cells, Kopelman found electric fields as strong as 15 million volts per meter, up to five times stronger than the field found in a lightning bolt. However, this discovery goes beyond being incredibly interesting; the finding will likely change the way researchers look at disease.

link

The chick that works at the gym asked me to go grab a beer with her tonight.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:10:04 -0500

clarityunfiltered:

bowlingalleylawyer:

awww I might haz a new friend!

and she seems totally normal. and she works at the gym! YAY!

Yay!! Hopefully she is normal. :D

haha yesh she is! and is closer to my age, but not married and no kids and still likes to go out.

best of all… she is a trainer so she likes to work out as much as I do.

I’m hopeful :)

really? this guy? Adam Laberatti or whatever?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:55:59 -0500

really? we’re closing with this?

ugh.

quick! someone post Sex On Fire!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:45:32 -0500

not-ean:

bowlingalleylawyer:

I’d like to hear that now.

SEX ON FAYAHHHHH

2 in a row! awesome!

ktroseknows: Sex on Fire— Kings of Leon for BAL I keesh you!...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:44:58 -0500

ktroseknows:

Sex on Fire— Kings of Leon

for BAL

I keesh you! :)

also? Billy looks as old as I do now.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:43:54 -0500

wait… he is.

that’s coooooool, y0.

I fucking love Green Day and I fucking love this song

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:41:38 -0500

and I don’t give a shit what you say. I’ve loved them since they “sold out” with Dookie way back in the 90’s. I was in my 20’s and missed “punk” and this was the closest we got.

they write fucking good songs.

quick! someone post Sex On Fire!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:38:38 -0500

I’d like to hear that now.

ok maybe not.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:29:39 -0500

just his song.

s’ok emineminemem. still lurves you too/

Jimmy from Degrassi!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:28:53 -0500

I mean Drake or whatever….

another plus:

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:28:22 -0500

my new friend is a trainer and nutritionist.

hellOOO!

she has a smokin body and we talked a LOT about working out and she is going to help me with some things I want to work on.

plus- she loves beer!

did I miss Pitbull?

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:26:37 -0500

tell me he wasn’t there.

on a truly happy note:

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:20:46 -0500

my new friend is pretty damn awesome.

she’s been trying to hang out with me for awhile, but I missed it, apparently. we are going to go out some more soon and I’m happy to have a new friend.

-that isn’t HH.

;)

I wish to fuck I could understand the male mind.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:18:30 -0500

justanotherholeinthecheese:

bowlingalleylawyer:

justanotherholeinthecheese:

Though I have no personal experience, I’ve got friends who have had girlfriends that were like that too. Intelligence and the ability, or lack of ability, to express emotion aren’t gender specific. When you say things like that you make yourself look like an asshole, and you make it harder on guys that are worth your time.

whut? so my being straight up with someone makes me look like an asshole? I never pretended to want to date him outright. He never did either. It was a thing. We both agreed on that. Then it would get a little heavy and one of us would back off. We spent the last 2 weeks fucking with each other via text as to when we would simply hook up. We both agree it is back on. We hook up this week… then when I ask for it tonight… he throws up some old shit and backs off. This is ME being an asshole?

I’m not being ugly to your answer, cos I appreciate that you are answering, but I don’t understand how I am the asshole?

I’m really sorry. I didn’t really make it clear that that entire post was directed at the person who’s text I bolded above your’s. I should’ve just reblogged the other person, but I wasn’t thinking. Sorry for wasting your time and pissing you off even more. :/

haha noooo you didn’t piss me off! I was trying to understand! hey if I am being the asshole (and a lot of this I do blame on myself) then I want to hear that. I know I responsible for a lot of this. I haven’t handled this well. But he drives me nuts and I am really struggling to get free of him. I thought I was after Halloween… then BAM he comes back and I let him. and that’s my fault.

sorta.

I wish to fuck I could understand the male mind.

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:11:42 -0500

justanotherholeinthecheese:

Though I have no personal experience, I’ve got friends who have had girlfriends that were like that too. Intelligence and the ability, or lack of ability, to express emotion aren’t gender specific. When you say things like that you make yourself look like an asshole, and you make it harder on guys that are worth your time.

whut? so my being straight up with someone makes me look like an asshole? I never pretended to want to date him outright. He never did either. It was a thing. We both agreed on that. Then it would get a little heavy and one of us would back off. We spent the last 2 weeks fucking with each other via text as to when we would simply hook up. We both agree it is back on. We hook up this week… then when I ask for it tonight… he throws up some old shit and backs off. This is ME being an asshole?

I’m not being ugly to your answer, cos I appreciate that you are answering, but I don’t understand how I am the asshole?

Best description of CGB yet!

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:03:05 -0500

lordolimar:

Sounds like a special man to me. And I don’t mean “good special”….