All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.Tumblr (3.0; @bowlingalleylawyer)http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://muppetpants.tumblr.com/post/236628876/another-1-000-000-000-000-mistake-this-year">muppetpants</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Another $1,000,000,000,000 mistake this year. Great.</p> </blockquote> <p>guess they’ll cut my salary AGAIN to pay for <i>this</i> one. since they cut it to pay for the last one.</p> <p>congrats. you just fucked us all.</p> <p>cheers all around.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236652463http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236652463Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:58:02 -0500<img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrteqP9Lj1qzlnx8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://k-troll.tumblr.com/post/236570127/retrospace-via-lileks-bowling-alley-lawyers">k-troll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://retrospace.tumblr.com/post/236568609/via-lileks">retrospace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://www.lileks.com/institute/stagworld/laff1002/2.html">Lileks</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Bowling Alley Lawyer’s looking hotter than ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>you bastard. my make up always looks better than that.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236572448http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236572448Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:27:55 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236570930/tumblr_ksrtc0fJDY1qz7o2o&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://folkinz.tumblr.com/post/236567282/katy-perry-hot-n-cold-sorry-its-been-stuck-in">folkinz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>katy perry: hot n’ cold</b></p> <p>sorry it’s been stuck in my head all day.<b><br/></b></p> </blockquote> <p>MEEE too!</p> <p>I totally have a love bi-polar</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236570930http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236570930Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:26:08 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrt95Nxk91qzo2fho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>me and my friends…</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236565951http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236565951Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:19:53 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrsvzJq6U1qzo2fho1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>fuck ya’ll bitches</b></p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236559503http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236559503Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:11:00 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tFt8hMi32Jk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tFt8hMi32Jk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Prince- <i>1999</i></b></p> <p><i>heh, sorry</i></p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236556939http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236556939Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:08:57 -0500<p>eh. it was a fun year for me, but ok.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236554819http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236554819Sat, 07 Nov 2009 22:06:40 -0500sadface<p><a href="http://k-troll.tumblr.com/post/236543498/bowlingalleylawyer-ill-dance-with-you">k-troll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Now, as George Clinton once said, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND JAM!!!</p> </blockquote> <p>duuuude! my ass is shakin already!</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236546982http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236546982Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:57:53 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dBu5X3TvNw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0dBu5X3TvNw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Alice DJ- <i>Better Off Alone</i></b></p> <p>fuck… serious club flashbacks…..</p> <p>and I used to have this on a tape I ran to when I was living in Charleston… so swamp memories too.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236545462http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236545462Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:56:15 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qd8_mh5eCPE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Qd8_mh5eCPE&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Blink 182- <i>What’s My Age Again?</i></b></p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236541206http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236541206Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:51:20 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZbe6ceKzFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bZbe6ceKzFo&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>TLC- <i>No Scrubs</i></b></p> <p>this is kinda the story of my life at the moment….</p> <p><i>No, i dont want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who can get no lovin from me, hangin out the passenger side, of his best friends ride tryin to holla at me </i></p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236534795http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236534795Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:42:48 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wqrZnGgP_hg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wqrZnGgP_hg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedmoshow.tumblr.com/post/236526956/see-bal-i-can-get-down">thedmoshow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>see, bal?</p> <p>I can get down.</p> </blockquote> <p>hahhaa! if you turned the key to my car on right this second, this shizz would come blaring out at you!</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236531071http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236531071Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:38:20 -0500<p>imma get bitchy in a sec…..</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236525728http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236525728Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:32:05 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GnUyA2Lxris&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GnUyA2Lxris&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Ricky Martin- <i>She Bangs </i></b></p> <p>ohhh I went there, whut?</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236523452http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236523452Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:29:15 -0500shake dat ass<p><a href="http://rugger14.tumblr.com/post/236518891/hey-yo-tumblesbians">rugger14</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236511046/hey-yo-tumblesbians">bowlingalleylawyer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can I please see some asses shakin up in this jernt???</p> <p><i>pah</i></p> </blockquote> <p>I just poured some guave nectar in with a bit of bubbly… give me a few and I’ll shake something…</p> </blockquote> <p>lemme know if you need something to uh… lean on?</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236520912http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236520912Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:26:15 -0500<p><a href="http://deeznutsinyoface.tumblr.com/post/236519295/bowlingalleylawyer-thoseareturkeys-today">deeznutsinyoface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236517306/thoseareturkeys-today-feels-like-the-longest">bowlingalleylawyer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thoseareturkeys.tumblr.com/post/236515086">thoseareturkeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today feels like the longest day. I feel like it should be 2 in the morning instead of 9 at night.</p> </blockquote> <p>bottoms up. I’ve been saying that since 4.</p> </blockquote> <p>you’ve been saying that since you were 4 years old? thats impressive</p> </blockquote> <p>you want me.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236519734http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236519734Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:24:54 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/140mcWQPGcA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/140mcWQPGcA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Sisqo- <i>The Thong Song</i></b></p> <p>the height of my <i>drunk-girl-in-the-club-every-night</i> status.</p> <p>I <b>almost</b> miss those days…..</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236519270http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236519270Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:24:14 -0500<p><a href="http://thoseareturkeys.tumblr.com/post/236515086">thoseareturkeys</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today feels like the longest day. I feel like it should be 2 in the morning instead of 9 at night.</p> </blockquote> <p>bottoms up. I’ve been saying that since 4.</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236517306http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236517306Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:21:17 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://spontaneouslove.tumblr.com/">spontaneouslove</a>)</p> <p>I’m 40 and watch TeenNick non stop…</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236516542http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236516542Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:20:19 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hZGYL45QJ2o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hZGYL45QJ2o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>N’Sync- <i>It’s Gonna Be Me</i></b></p> <p>whut?? you know you still know the dance from the video. shut up and dance!</p>http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236515288http://bowlingalleylawyer.tumblr.com/post/236515288Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:18:45 -0500